I Merely Slept with a Commie
Charlie: ... It’s Death.
Alan: Hi, Mom.
& Alan: You’ll go to Mom’s funeral, won’t you?
Charlie: Of course. As the eldest son, it’s my obligation to pound in the stake.
Alan: Typical. Nothing for Alan to do.
Charlie: Okay, you can cut off her head and hold it up for the villagers.
& Jake: Yo, mad props on the sandwich, Dad. This PB and J is off the hook.
Charlie: Excuse me?
Alan: He’s been watching MTV Cribs. The kid’s a sponge.
Jake: For shizzle, my dizzle.
& Jake: True dat. You tell them, Poop Dogg. Yo, check out the bling.
Charlie: Jake, I’m not gonna tell you again. You’re a pasty white kid. Start acting like one.
& Jake: So do you have a PlayStation or an Xbox?
Changpu: I have a cello.
Jake: What do you play on that?
Changpu: Beethoven, Brahms, Bach, Shostakovich...
Jake: So no “Grand Theft Auto”?
& Changpu: Make a wish.
Evelyn: Why? You’re already here. My wish has come true.
Alan: Who wishes for two gay guys and a Chinese kid?
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