Gospel
Joy: How are you supposed to win anything when the church has Jesus on their side? You don’t think he’s the one bouncing those Ping-Pong balls off the rims of the goldfish bowls?
& Earl: These are the days I’m actually glad you stole her away from me, Crab Man.
Randy: I’m glad every day.
& Randy: My name is Randy Hickey
and I love to smell my shoes.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
& Darnell: You do what you want, when you want. ’Cause all that matters to you is that you’re happy. Well, I hope you’re happy now. ’Cause we’re gonna have to kill her.
Joy: What?
Catalina: What?!
Joy: Darnell, I know I said I wanted your help, but we can’t kill her! Maybe we can cut out her tongue, but we can’t kill her!
& Darnell: I was taught a very specific moral hierarchy... God, family, country. Strippers who threaten my wife are not on my list.
& Earl: Hi, my name is White. I mean, Earl.
& — I hate kids!
— Daddy?
— I just love sex.
& Darnell: I’m not doing this to scare you. I’m doing this so it will hurt less.
Catalina: Thank you.
& Catalina: Anyone who gives their husband a concussion to save me from getting my throat slit is okay by me. That’s why I’m still friends with my bitchy cousin Judy. I forgive you for all of this, Joy. I forgive you.
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On the Imdb.
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