Sleeper

Modern Family 5×21

& Alex: This sucks. My teacher gave me mononucleosis.
    Claire: As a parent, I feel I should ask about this...

& Alex: We have to write a report about a disease, and I got the worst one. This is a joke.
    Phil: Actually, it’s pretty serious. Back in college, I caught mono from my roommate, Ling. Served us right for fooling around... Never share a flute, kids.

& Haley: I’m meeting some friends at that coffee shop on Lake.
    Alex: You mean the one next to the library?
    Haley: That’s a library? I thought it was a church for a religion that didn’t allow makeup.

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& Luke: When is the washing machine gonna get fixed? I’m wearing a swimsuit underneath my pants.

& Claire: The repair guy’s supposed to come today between 10:00 and 2:00... Oh! Honey, can you be here for that?
    Phil: Can I sit around in an empty house and wait for someone? Baby, I’m a realtor. I have a license for that.

& Gloria: Claire, Cam, enough! Everybody in this family has good taste. It’s just different. It’s causing too many fights.

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