Don't Push

Modern Family 6×2

& Haley: Check it— there’s a lab on campus where they do experiments on you for 50 bucks.
    Phil: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I used to do a lot of these in college. Sometimes it’s questions. Sometimes they hook stuff up to you. Sometimes it’s just palling around with a monkey, wondering why they’re rewarding him and not you...

& Luke: We need to push that button, show those eggheads that we’re not sheep!
    Haley: No! Breaking the rules doesn’t make you a hero! It makes you a screw-up! Take it from me, Luke— one out of a million dropouts becomes Steve Jobs. Do you know who become losers with no jobs? The other 99,000!

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& Mitchell: Okay, come on, we have something to show you.
    Lily: Is it dinner, or is my mouth too ugly to put food in?

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