The Wedding, Part 2

Modern Family 5×24

& Claire: Her water broke!
    Sal: No! No, it did not! I am barely pregnant!

& Stefan: But we’ve only been together four months.
    Sal: I just love you so much, I can’t wait to have your baby. God! Kids ruin everything!
    Claire: Yeah, they sure do.

& Jay: My advice... don’t do anything. Just take some time and breathe... Maybe through your nose.

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& Andy: Has the wedding started yet?
    Haley: Oh, yeah, lots of times.

& Pepper: Where’s the other one?
    Ronaldo: He rode with the caterer who flipped his truck.
    Pepper: Why do good things happen to everyone but me?

& Pepper: Let’s send the flower girl before she’s a flower teenager.

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