Two and a Half Men 11×7
& Alan: Her, too?! I didn’t even know she was gay.
Jenny: Neither did she, till last Thursday.
Walden: You’re like some kind of lesbian zombie infecting all the women of Malibu.
Jenny: Ha! I like that. «Must have vagina!» «Must have vagina!»
& Alan: So when did you realize that you were gay?
Walden: Oh, whoa. What’s that I hear? Is that your own closet door finally swinging open?
Alan: Trust me. If I was gay, you’d be the first one to know.
& Jenny: It’s not that complicated. The first time you masturbate thinking about the school nurse, you pretty much know.
Alan: Oh, my God, I’m a lesbian!
& Walden: I think Jenny was talking about me.
Alan: Oh, really? And you assume that just because you’re rich and good-looking?
Walden: No, I was gonna say, «smart and charming.» But if you mix all those ingredients together, you make one delicious hot-guy pie.
& Walden: Mine’s Cinderella.
Berta: Perfect for you. Storybook beauty.
Alan: And mine is Little Mermaid.
Berta: Perfect for you. No legs to run away.
& Walden: I really like Jill. She’s fun, she’s beautiful, she’s smart.
Alan: I really like Laurie. She’s fun, she’s beautiful, she’s stupid.
& Alan: So what should I do?
Walden: You should do what every boy in America’s dreamed about doing and go downstairs and bang the Little Mermaid!
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