The Cabin Show

Arrested Development 3×1

& Michael: I’m gonna go to the prison. I’m gonna tell Dad about this news.
    Lucille: I thought you said we shouldn’t visit him.
    Michael: Visit, no. Gloat, yes.

& Michael: Why don’t you go up to the cabin in the woods... Maybe you can take a date up there.
    Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
    Michael: ...... The cabin! Yes! That would be difficult too...

& Michael: Please get back on the meds, Mom. We miss the old old you.

& Gob: Pardon me, Michael... but at least he promised to take you. He just let me blindly enjoy my childhood. I didn’t even know there was a cabin he wasn’t taking me to.
    Michael: Mmm. Mine’s sadder.

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& Oscar: I even started a Web site... imoscar.com. I’m innocent, Michael. I’m Oscar! Dot com!

& Lindsay: I’m gonna buy a car. The Volvo.
    Michael: Lindsay, you’re not gonna start spending money. And this is not a Vol-vo.
    Lindsay: Ah. That’s from sitting on the copier. ...
    Michael: Glad I didn’t spring for color.

& Tobias: I’ll be honest, Michael... leaving Lindsay was the biggest little mistake I’ve ever made.

& Kitty: Face it, Tobias. It’s over! Say good-bye to these!

& Gob: Kid’s amazing. It’s almost like... I wish he could be my dad.
    Michael: Okay, um, your dad’s not trying to find you, your son is. That kid’s your son. You’re the dad, hmm?
    Gob: I’ve made a huge tiny mistake.

& Michael: You were out like a light, pal. Our dreams are about to come true.
    George Michael: Maeby?!
    Michael: Definitely! We are going camping. It’s finally happening.
    George Michael: It’s never happening.

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