Las Vegas

Modern Family 5×18

& Mitchell: I want something romantic, but also a little dangerous.
    Higgins: Romantic, dangerous— might I suggest, sir, the techno bath? Your heart will throb with the bass while your eyes take in an off-the-scale laser light show from that most intimate of V.I.P. arenas— your own tub.

& Jay: Higgins, you got a minute?
    Higgins: 60 an hour. They all belong to you, sir.

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& Higgins: This reminds me of my late grandfather.
    Phil: He was Scottish?
    Higgins: He was a stripper.

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