Seinfeld 1×5
& George: I think Superman probably has a very good sense of humour.
Jerry: I never heard him say anything funny.
George: It’s common sense. He’s got super strength, super speed. I’m sure he’s got super humour.
& Vanessa: So you want to move our relationship into phase two...
Jerry: Exactly. I love phase two. Extra toothbrushes, increased phone call frequency... walking around naked... You know, the presents get a lot better in phase two.
& Jerry: Well, this is it. I’m selling.
George: Just give it a little more time.
Jerry: I never should’ve gotten involved with this, I’m a nervous wreck... I’m not cut out for investing.
& Jerry: See, the whole problem with dry-cleaning... is that we all believe that this is actually possible. Right? They’re cleaning our clothes... but they’re not getting anything wet. It’s all dry. I know there’s gotta be some liquids back there, some fluids they’re using. There’s no such thing as dry-cleaning. When you get something on your shirt, ever try and get it off like that? That’s dry-cleaning. I don’t think that’s what they’re doing, have 80 guys going: «Come on. Hurry up. There’s a lot of shirts today.»
& Jerry: Well, what are you gonna do about the stock?
George: I’m keeping it. I’m going down with the ship.
& Vanessa: I told you not to sell.
Jerry: You did not tell me not to sell!
Vanessa: I said the market fluctuates. Remember?
Jerry: Look, Vanessa... of course the market fluctuates. Everybody knows that. I just got fluctuated out of $4000.
& Jerry: I’m not an investor. People always say, «You should have your money working for you.» I’ve decided I’ll do the work... I’m gonna let the money relax. Know what I mean? Because you send your money out there... working for you, a lot of times it gets fired. You go back, «What happened? I had my money working for me.» «Yeah, I remember your money. Showing up late, taking time off. We had to let him go.»
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