The Late Show

Modern Family 5×5

& Phil: He wanted to stay home. I said it was okay.
    Claire: By himself?
    Phil: It’s fine. If he’s old enough to watch «The walking dead» with me...
    Claire: He’s not.
    Phil: ...then he’s old enough to stay home alone.
    Claire: He’s not.

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& Jay: Yeah, well, I’m a lot older now than when she started getting dressed.

& Gloria: Maybe I got a little crazy, but I’m gonna think about that later.

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