The Commitment Determination

The Big Bang Theory 8×24

& Sheldon: Starting to watch a television show that might run for years isn’t a decision to take lightly. I’m wrestling with a big commitment issue here.

& Leonard: That was really intense.
    Penny: Well, now we know, next time we go to the farmers’ market, the order is petting zoo first, then buy vegetables.

& Sheldon: We were necking like a couple of hooligans under the school bleachers. I stopped so I could ask the question. Next thing I know, good-bye, kissy face. Hello, yelly face.

& Penny: That’s even dumber than you wondering if being bitten by a goat would give you the powers of a goat.
    Sheldon: If that happens, don’t make me wait ten years to watch you eat a tin can.

& Howard: Tonight’s the night. When he gets home, I’m dropping the hammer.
    Bernadette: Ooh, I like when you take charge.
    Howard: Oh, I’m not taking charge— you’re the hammer.

& Leonard: Okay. Well, then it’s settled: small indoor church wedding, black-tie, no butterflies.
    Penny: Sounds perfect.
    Sheldon: You still didn’t pick a date...

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& Penny: Maybe it’s good you got us talking about this stuff...
    Sheldon: Well, look at that— even when I’m causing problems, I make the world a better place. Hey, next, why don’t we tackle your penchant for whining and Penny’s love of the ol’ glug-glug?
    Penny: Uh, Sheldon, I think we’re good for now.

& Penny: Um... I’m free tonight.....
    Leonard: Are you saying you want to get married?
    Penny: Vegas isn’t that far away.

& Sheldon: I’m really happy for the two of you... Now get out of my spot.

& Raj: We are very different people...
    Emily: Are you breaking up with me?
    Raj: No, no! I’m just pointing out that you’re dark on the inside and I’m dark on the outside.

& Penny: Keep your mouth off other women.
    Leonard: I can do that. Uh, uh, f-from now on, this mouth— you and food, that’s it.

& Leonard: So... we’re still getting married?
    Penny: Yes.
    Leonard: Because we love each other.
    Penny: Yes.
    Leonard: And it’s the happiest day of our lives.
    Penny: Don’t push it.

& Sheldon: Well, Gollum... you’re an expert on rings. What do I do with this one?

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Σ Thing went slightly (?) intense pretty harsh here.