The Big Game

Modern Family 5×9

& Luke: Don’t even bother coming. I’m quitting today. I’m sick of this guy on the team always making fun of me.
    Phil: He’s just jealous because you’re the one who puts points on the board, right?
    Alex: Because you run the scoreboard.

& Mitchell: Cam has a number of delightful superstitions during the football season.
    Cameron: Well, they’re not superstitions when they work.
    Mitchell: That seems science-y.

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& Dylan: Oh, did I ever tell you that I put your name up here?
    Haley: Huh? «Haley Dunphy dome?» Aww, you named our special spot?
    Dylan: Actually it was supposed to be «Haley Dunphy, do me.» I’m bad with spacing.

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