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Modern Family 4×13

& Phil: Is there some kind of dress code for godparents?
    Claire: You’re not wearing a fedora, Phil. Can you pick up the dry cleaning?
    Phil: That sounds like an offer I can’t refuse.
    Claire: Yeah, we’re not doing that.

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& Cameron: You know who would make a fortune? The designer who comes up with the little black dress for men.
    Lily: I’m bored.
    Mitchell: I know, sweetie, but daddies are talking about what we’re gonna wear tonight, and that’s a difficult conversation.
    Lily: Cry me a river.
    Mitchell: Lily. I-I’m not loving this attitude. You seem a little mean.
    Lily: Sorry. Should I call you a wah-mbulance?

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