2 мар. 2015 г.

What We Do in the Shadows

& Viago: The trouble with being a vampire is you have to be invited in, to go in.
    Vladislav: We would like to come into the bar, please. Invite us into the bar, please.

& Viago: One of the most unfortunate things about being a vampire is that... you have to drink human blood. I like to make a real evening of it. Play some music. Maybe give them some nice wine. It’s their last moment alive so why not make it a nice experience.

& Viago: I think we drink virgin blood because... it sounds cool.
    Deacon: I think of it like this... If you’re going to eat a sandwich... You will just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.

& Deacon: Why don’t you girls smell your own crutches, huh?
    Werewolf Anton: What are you talking about? We don’t smell our own crutches. We smell each others crutches. And it’s a... form of... greeting.

& Young Werewolf: It’s okay, cause I know this guy. It’s count Fagula.
    Werewolf Anton: Hey, hey, hey! Don’t swear.
    Young Werewolf: Sorry... they... they...
    Werewolf Anton: We’re werewolves. Not swearwolves.


& Nick: I’m just, what I’m trying to say is... cause I know that you... you turned me into a vampire. Maybe don’t do that to him. He’s a... vegetarian. Last thing he’d want to is eat... a life-being or eat blood or eat meat...

& Viago: Quite amazing to see how far technology can go forward if you’re not paying attention.

& Deacon: Get up and stand on this ceiling like a man.

& Deacon: This is what happens when you are a vampire. You have to watch everyone die. You’re mother and father. All your friends. Sometimes brutal. Like slipping and falling onto a giant spike. Or falling asleep. In an autumn pile of leaves, and having some of them, block your wind pipe. Or making the simple mistake, of fashioning a mask out of crackers, and being attacked by ducks. Geese. Swans. Or simply dieing of old age. But even old age is brutal. Watching your friends... grow old. They can’t piss. And they say stupid things and their brains go and they can’t remember anything. And then, one day, they can’t even remember who you are. And you wish they were dead. And then they do die.

& Viago: ...And then I bit you on the neck.
    Katherine: That’s right. And I don’t mind being a vampire. I’m enjoying it.

& Deacon: You will not remember the last hour and a half, of what you have just seen. You will forget... the contents of this movie.
Ω Nice last touch.

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