Two and a Half Men 10×21
Lindsay: Termites?
Walden: Yeah, they mate for life... and once they live in your house you can never get rid of them.
& Lindsay: This is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do. And I pushed a baby out of my vagina.
& Walden: Why do people have to break up?
Berta: Well, in my experience, either the magic wears off or the mushrooms.
& Alan: Good morning. Beautiful day.
Walden: To stick your head in an oven?
& Alan: What else?
Berta: Okay, you have pretty good toilet aim. And that’s important to a housekeeper.
Alan: My secret is I sit down.
Berta: And that should’ve stayed a secret.
& Alan: If I’m such a great guy, then why did Lyndsey leave me?
Berta: There’s no telling with chicks. But don’t worry, you’ll find somebody else.
Alan: As good as Lyndsey?
Berta: Look at you, already making jokes. ...
Walden: How’d it go?
Berta: He’s gonna die alone. And he pees sitting down.
& Walden: I’m happy you’re feeling better.
Alan: Oh, yeah. Let me tell you, revenge sex is way better than revenge masturbation. Of course, there’s no reason you can’t do both.
& Walden: Oh, God, why am I eating on this table?!
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