Alpine Shepherd Boy

Better Call Saul 1×5

& Chuck: L... um, officer, let’s... let’s... Let’s talk about something called «probable cause.» As I’m sure you know, in the state of New Mexico, there is a two-part test to determine whether police officers have an objectively reasonable basis...

& Jimmy McGill: ’Uh. Uh, this is my assistant’s car. Well, my Mercedes is in the shop. I ought to give him a raise. You’re right.’

& Big Ricky Sipes: What’s your rate?
    Jimmy McGill: ....$450 an hour.
    Big Ricky Sipes: The hell with hourly. I want you on retainer. How about $1 million even... $500,000 up front and $500,000 when we’re done?
    Jimmy McGill: A million? That seems... Fair.

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& Roland Jaycocks: I created this for children... Children, understand?!
    Jimmy McGill: Well, hey, Viagra was originally invented to treat hypertension. Look how that turned out.

& Mrs. Strauss: I found the alpine Shepherd boy!

& Jimmy McGill: Uh, you think the billboard thing was unethical, but it was... Promotion. It was advertising... that’s all.
    Chuck: Which wasn’t even allowed until five supreme court justices went completely bonkers in Bates vs. State bar of Arizona.
    Jimmy McGill: Aha! But in any event... It’s legal.

& Jimmy McGill: Oh, what do we have here? Hey, there he is... the man in the booth, John Wilkes booth, booth Tarkington. What you reading there? «The complete annotated book of rules for parking validation»?
    Mike: No. The rules for parking validation are actually pretty simple. Most people get it on the first try.

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