Two and a Half Men 10×22
Walden: That’s a romantic picture.
Alan: Glad you think so, because now that’s just gonna be you and me.
& Alan: Look at me. When I met Lyndsey, I was a solid six. Now I’m a soft four at best.
Walden: Really? You thought you were a six?
Alan: Well, maybe not a Malibu six, but a Walmart six.
& Alan: It didn’t matter. No one takes care of themselves when they’re in love. When you have sex in a sweatshirt, you stop doing sit-ups.
& Alan: Hi, I’m Alan. I’m a back doctor, but that doesn’t mean I can’t check out your front.
& Walden: Hey, tell me about that girl last night.
Alan: Uh, well, she’s a vegetarian.
Walden: Yeah?
Alan: And her husband’s a vegetable.
& Walden: You didn’t?!?!...
Alan: What do you want from me? He was in a coma and she was in a teddy.
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