Post Mortem
House: “Staring death in the face has changed my life.” What a cliche.
Wilson: The cliche is to lead a more meaningful life. I’ve taken a holy vow to lead a less meaningful one. I’ve spent my life caring, giving, and searching for the profound. Now it’s time for selfishness, indifference, and embracing the shallow*.
& Wilson: Indifference.
& House: Interesting. Cotard delusion. Also known as “walking corpse syndrome.” ... Case solved. Rendering it... What’s the past-tense of “interesting?”
& Foreman: Treiber won’t let any other doctor near him. He trusts your work.
Chase: Treiber’s the patient?
House: What’s the future tense of “interesting”?
& Dr. Treiber: [Houses’s] diagnostic error metric is .17 compared to the hospital average of .32.
Adams: You actually think you can quantify the value of every doctor?
Treiber: Someone should.
& Park: Every doctor, every diagnosis, every treatment, every result. It’s pretty impressive.
Taub: It’s pretty Orwellian. All written in his secret code.
& Wilson: Thought we’d make it a road trip. ’80s music, junk food, beer...
House: I have a dental appointment. That I’m going to make now.
& Taub: You want to lie to a guy whose favorite pastime is getting doctors fired?
Chase: We’re adults with advanced medical training, not children left alone with scissors. It’s one
& House: If we had a phone, we could’ve found somewhere a little less charming.
Wilson: If we had a phone, you’d be making calls, downloading porn, and playing Angry Birds. This trip is about me, and I like this place.
& House: Bacon burger with fries looks awful... I’ll have that.
Wilson: I’ll have... the Big One.
Waitress: You sure? It’s $79.
Wilson: Unless I finish it in an hour, in which case, it’s free.
House: It’s an
Wilson: I’m hungry... And an iced tea, please.
& House: This place doesn’t take credit cards.
Wilson: My meal is going to be free, and I’m going to be inducted into the wall of pain.
House: Hello, Kyle.
& Treiber: No hard feelings, right?
Chase: You’ll find out when you wake up. If you really think I’m a good doctor, why do you treat me like an idiot?
Treiber: It’s not because you lack talent. It’s ’cause you’ve wasted it.
& House: Must be nice to be puking for the old-fashioned reasons.
& Treiber: You’ve been given everything. Looks, talent, my future... Nine years later, look what you’ve done with it.
& Chase: When House was in prison, you worked at Mercy in plastics, right? Know what I did?.. Surfed. For nine months. {...} A fellowship’s supposed to train you to stand on your own. Foreman’s Dean of the hospital, Cameron’s head of emergency medicine in Chicago.
Taub: And Kutner and Amber are dead, and Thirteen is having sweet, sapphic sex on some island.
& Wilson: I want a threesome.
House: Shouldn’t we try a twosome first?
Wilson: Two women.
House: Oh.
& Wilson: Bartender seems nice.
House: Seems female.
& House: So, how was it? Was the amateur as good as the pro?
Wilson: It was confusing... Perfunctory*... A bit sad.
House: Never mind.
Wilson: ...And exactly what I needed. Thank you. You feel like buying me breakfast?.. One of them stole my wallet.
& House: Wallets go in the minibar freezer. If there’s no minibar, the toilet tank.
& Chase: And when this case is over, I’m quitting.
& House: This is Oubliette, Ohio. Buses don’t run here after 1968.
Wilson: Ina said there’s a bus every 15 minutes.
House: Ina is living in Alzheimersville. Been here at least half an hour.
Wilson: Where are you going, Ina?
Ina: Naples, Florida.
& House: Good-bye, Kyle...
Ina: Bus comes every 15 minutes.
House: Oh, shut up.
& Chase: You didn’t come down here as my boss or my friend. You came down as House. You’re trying to insult me into making a decision.
Foreman: We’ve both seen it work... Either you rise to the challenge and quit, or you stay. As a team member.
& Wilson: I blew it.
House: Oh, God, here it comes.
& Chase: My locker key.
Kathleen Edwards — A Soft Place to Land
♪ You think this is easy ♪
♪ Without any strings attached ♪
♪ Well, I’m lookin’ for ♪
♪ a soft place to land ♪
♪ The palms of your hands ♪
♪ I’m lookin’ for ♪
♪ a soft place to land ♪
♪ You think this is easy ♪
♪ Without any strings attached ♪
♪ Well, I’m lookin’ for ♪
♪ a soft place to land ♪
♪ The palms of your hands ♪
♪ I’m lookin’ for ♪
♪ a soft place to land ♪
& House: You come here so I could talk you out of it?
Chase: I came to say thank you.
& House: It’s been fun.
Chase: Fun?!
House: Sounded pithier* than... “We’ve shared a variety of situations.”
& House: Legal loophole. 13th Amendment. Abraham Lincoln may have looked great in that hat, but his labor policies........
Wilson: House?......
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shallow — мелкий; поверхностный; пустой
Perfunctory — поверхностный; формальный; небрежный
pithy — содержательный; сжатый
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