Triangle of Sadness (2022)

Lewis: So, I want to know, did your parents support you in being a male model?
Carl: All the way, right from the start.
Lewis: Even your father?
Carl: Even my father, yeah. Why?
Lewis: He wanted you to enter this industry where you earn only 1/3 of the women, where you constantly have to maneuver homosexual men who want to sleep with you?

Carl: So it's a grumpy brand, yeah?
Lewis: Congratulations! I'm so happy for you! And if you get the job, you will get to wear exclusive clothing, and look down on your consumer... Okay, Carl. Show us some of that grumpy look... No, no... Come on, Carl! You can do it... Yes! "Don't you dare talk to me! I'm an Aryan 'Übermensch', too obsessed with the image of myself to be involved with anything that doesn't fit my stylized image of the world."

Lewis: "Suddenly, I'm dressed in something way less expensive. It's H&M!" Everybody, come together! "You can too be a part of this happy, smiling group of mixed skin colors, for not that much money!" #Friendship, #everyonesequal, #happylife, #stopclimatechange.

Casting Jury: Can you relax your Triangle of Sadness? It's like between your eyebrows here...
Carl: Okay.
Casting Jury: A little bit more... Okay. And open your mouth so you look a little bit more available... Okay, not that much. A little bit less. Okay. Thank you very much.

Carl: When it comes to you and me, we're dealing with roles that I hate. I don't want to be the man, whilst you're the woman, I want us to be best friends.
Yaya: I don't wanna sleep with my best friend.
Carl: No, that's not... You don't understand what I'm trying to say. I mean... We shouldn't just slip into the stereotypical gender-based roles that everyone else seems to be doing. I want us to be equal.

Carl: This is not about the fucking money! Why won't you understand it? Understand my point! This is not about the money!
Yaya: Oh, my God. Okay, okay.
Carl: I want it to be EQUAL, Yaya!

Paula: The success of a luxury cruise mainly depends on two moments. Number one: the first hours the guests are on board. And number two: the last day the guests are on board. And if we can impress them on those two occasions, then the cruise will probably be a success.

Paula: It's always, "Yes, sir! Yes, ma'am!" If there is an illegal substance they want, or... a unicorn! "Yes, sir! Yes, ma'am!"

Dimitry: Aren't you going to eat the pasta?...
Yaya: Sorry?
Dimitry: Aren't you going to eat the pasta?
Yaya: Oh, er... No. I'm gluten intolerant.
Dimitry: Oh?
Carl: It's just for the pictures. She's an influencer.

Carl: So, what do you do?
Dimitry: I sell shit.
Carl: What, sorry?
Dimitry: I sell shit!.... Fertilizer for agriculture.
Carl: Oh, fertilizer... Interesting.

Dimitry: In every business it's the right place... in the right moment. My right place: east Europe. Right moment: end of 80s, beginning of 90s. And, er... So, business start, yeah? In 80s, I was... ... I was only CEO in one agriculture "Kombinat", we called it. Hundred thousand pigs, two million chickens. And we're getting some kind of monopoly. You can call me the King of the Shit!

Clementine: I'm Clementine. And this is my husband, Winston. We're from Great Britain..... My name is Clementine. And this is my husband, Winston.
Winston: Winston.
Clementine: We're from Great Britain...
Uli: Hello. This is my wife, Therese. She understands you perfectly, but my wife had a stroke. Since then, she's suffering from a disability of speaking.

Jarmo: I'm very rich. Yes, let's not beat around the bush. I'm very rich.
Ludmilla: How rich are you?
Jarmo: Oh, I'm so... I'm so fucking rich! I just sold my company.

Alicia: Can I get you anything to drink?
Vera: More champagne, please... I don't know, I was just born into this life. It was not my fault. And when this happened, I... I just felt like, "Why? Why?" Life is so unfair.
Alicia: Yeah.
Vera: We are all equal. That is so true. Everyone's equal.

Vera: Shut up, shut up, shut up! Shut up! Now! I command you, enjoy the moment!
Alicia: N-now?
Vera: Please.
Alicia: ... No.
Vera: No?
Alicia: No.
Vera: What?! You say "no" to me?
Alicia: No. No!
Vera: So it's "yes"?
Alicia: Yes... No.
Vera: "Yes" or "no"?
Alicia: I'm saying... Sorry, I'm saying, n... I'm saying... Yes.
Vera: Yes! Ha-ha! Don't worry. Dimitrios will buy the yacht.

Paula: ...please go and tell them it's not possible...
Darius: I'm not going to go and talk to some crazy Russians.
Paula: It's not crazy Russians, it's very rich Russians.
Darius: Same thing.

Carl: So, what business do you have together?
Winston: Oh, it's a family business. Producing products in precision engineering...
Carl: What do you manufacture?
Winston: Well, our products have been employed in upholding democracy all over the world.
Carl: .... What product is that?
Winston: Basically, our best-selling product is the hand grenade.
Yaya: Sorry, the what?
Clementine: The hand grenade, dear.
Winston: For a long time, it was the personal exploding device. But then came those UN regulations, and messed everything up.
Clementine: A personal exploding device... Is a very complicated word for a land mine.
Winston: Those regulations trimmed... 25% off on profits. It was hard times for us, but... We pulled together, didn't we?
Clementine: Yes, we did, darling. And we still love each other.

Dimitry: I have a joke. Do you know how to tell a communist? It's someone who reads Marx and Lenin... And do you know how to tell an anti-communist?
The Captain: Uh-huh.
Dimitry: It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. Ha-ha! It's Ronald Reagan. Funny guy!
The Captain: "Never argue with an idiot, they'll only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience." Mark Twain.
Dimitry: Oh-oh... Okay. Ronald Reagan, he said also, "Socialism works only in heaven where they don't need it, and in hell where they already have it."
The Captain: That's... that's pretty good. ... "Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of a cancer cell." That's Edward Abbey.
Dimitry: Listen: "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." Margaret Thatcher.
The Captain: You're going to like this one... "The last capitalist we hang will be the one who sold us the rope." Karl Marx.
Dimitry: Okay. A classic. "The most powerful single force in the world today is man's eternal desire to be free and independent." Kennedy.
The Captain: Okay. "Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same as it was in ancient Greece. Freedom... for slave owners."
Dimitry: I know. Vladimir Lenin! School.
The Captain: Ah...
Dimitry: A Russian capitalist, and an American communist.
The Captain: On a $250-million luxury yacht.
Dimitry: Very good! Drink, my friend!

Paula: What's that?
Abigail: That's mine.
Paula: No, the big pile there? What's that?
Abigail: Mine. It's mine.
Paula: All of this?
Abigail: Yes.
Paula: No. No, no, no... Why do you get so much food? Why?
Abigail: I caught the fish.
Paula: Yes?
Abigail: I made the fire.
Paula: And?
Abigail: I cooked. I did all the work. And everybody got something.
Paula: Hmm... No. No, we all... we all worked.
Abigail: What did you do?
Paula: We... gathered all the wood for the fire.
Nelson: I moved the log. Yeah, this big log was over there, and we moved it over here.
Abigail: Not enough.
Paula: No, maybe not enough, but we need to work together.
Abigail: They don't know how to do that.
Paula: Exactly.
Abigail: And maybe that's why you should not be so lazy and dependent on me.

Abigail: Hey! Who am I?
Paula: Who are you?
Abigail: Who am I?
Paula: You're the toilet manager.
Abigail: No. On the yacht, toilet manager. Here... captain. Who am I?
Dimitry: You're the captain.
Abigail: Yes. Who am I?
Yaya: Captain.
Abigail: Very good. Cutie pie?
Carl: Captain.
Abigail: Who am I?
Jarmo: Captain.
Abigail: Who am I?
Nelson: The captain.
Abigail: Who am I?
Theresa: ...
Abigail: Who am I? Who am I?
Paula: In the yacht, cleaning lady. Here, captain. Okay?
Abigail: Have one more.
Paula: Thank you.

Dimitry: I mean, er... we have to work together. And... create a good group. Good society. Do you know the saying, "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"?

Carl: Okay, alright, Just let me say, though...
Yaya: Put your hands down!
Carl: What?
Yaya: Your body language is so aggressive, Carl!
Carl: What?
Abigail: I'm not getting any food for you. You find your own food.
Carl: What? Come on, man... No, Abigail, that's so unfair!
Yaya: Put your hands down. You seriously don't get it. Put your hands down!
Carl: I'm trying to defend myself.
Yaya: Don't defend yourself! You are inflicting pain on her by defending yourself.

Yaya: Carl?
Carl: Yeah.
Yaya: What are you doing with your hand?
Carl: Which one?

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