Marshall (2017)

Walter White: We win this thing, our big donors are coming right back, Thurgood. There's only 13 million Negroes depending on you.

Sam Friedman: What do you want with those?
Thurgood Marshall: It's an old Negro superstition. Always take a little piece of the earth with you.
Sam Friedman: ... Really?

Sam Friedman: You are stabbing in the dark.
Thurgood Marshall: Maybe, but this I do know. The one thing Southerners like her hate more than the colored-- arrogant Yankee pricks like Willis.

Thurgood Marshall: In Europe right now, the forces of tyranny have mobilized behind the vision of a so-called master race. But here in America, our differences aren't supposed to matter. Here we're promised equal protection under the law. Separate but equal! Nothing complicated about that. That promise has not been realized, not even close. Not in Birmingham, Alabama, nor in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, and certainly not here in Bridgeport, Connecticut-- where your bigotry is simply covered by a northern accent.
     But a fair jury can always render a just verdict. That's what we're striving for here today. The Constitution was not written for us. We know that. But no matter what, we're gonna make it work for us. From now on we claim it as our own.

Sam Friedman: See what your publicity stirs up?
Thurgood Marshall: No, it just brings 'em out where you can see 'em.

Thurgood Marshall: Understand this. If you want your freedom, you're gonna have to fight for it. But you don't have to fight alone. That's why I'm here. We've got weapons now, Joseph. Our people do. Weapons we didn't have before. We've got the law... And you've got Sam, one of the finest young trial lawyers in this country, on your side.

Thurgood Marshall: Well, get this through your head. The only way to get through a bigot's door is to break it down.

Thurgood Marshall: My father told me once, "If anybody calls you nigger, you not only got my permission to fight him, you got my orders to fight him."
Sam Friedman: Your father say anything about being called a kike?
Thurgood Marshall: No. Not to me anyway.

Sam Friedman: What happens to the organization if we lose?
Thurgood Marshall: I don't even want to think about it.
Sam Friedman: You could blame me.
Thurgood Marshall: You're one of us now, Sam. Haven't you noticed? In the papers they write, "Sam Friedman and Thurgood Marshall of the NAACP."

Joseph Spell: So... why'd I lie, Mr. Willis? Because the truth gets me killed. That's why.

Thurgood Marshall: It's not really fires I'm after, Sam. It's fire itself.

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Una tradición familiar

Money Heist 5×10

Coronel Tamayo: I don't give a shit what you're planning to do with the fucking gold. Because I won't even try to find it. One of them will tell me where it is... Do you know why? Because whoever tells me is gonna get a completely new life. Prison for life or... life restored. One of you is gonna make today the happiest day of your life.

El Profesor: You don't get it, Tamayo. What you believe to be the end of the game... is actually only just the beginning.

Tokio: Maybe Berlin and Palermo knew how to get the gold out. But the real impossible challenge was something else...
El Profesor: We know how to get the gold out. But how do you get out without handcuffs?

Palermo: Anything else you wanna say?
Bogotá: I'd like to say "hi" to my kids.
Palermo: Take it away, big guy.
Bogotá: My incredible kids, Emilio in Venezuela, Julián in Mexico City, Erik in Iceland. Hanna in Finland... Ivanna in Odessa. A kiss to all of you from your papa.
Palermo: That was very moving.

Denver: And step two?
El Profesor: THE CASINO. See, financial markets are pretty much like a gigantic gambling house. You can bet on anything. On the New York Stock Exchange rising, on wheat dropping, or on a country collapsing. You can place your bet and win so much money, and it's perfectly legal.

Denver: Are you telling me that my life depends on placing a fucking bet, Professor? On the market tumbling or not tumbling? What if it doesn't?
El Profesor: It always happens this way, Denver... It's the very nature of the system. It's designed to do that automatically. And it's predictable.
Denver: You know what's predictable? Going through a tunnel. Because you get in one side and you get out the other. That's predictable. But this is beyond our control.

Coronel Tamayo: Denver, you're going to be the first one...

Alicia: Where the fuck do you hide 90 tons of gold, Benjamín?

Coronel Tamayo: This could be your new identity... Three million euros for a new start, financial freedom. You could buy a house with a jacuzzi, throw some nice little parties... In the country of your choosing. And also a lifetime allowance of 25,000 euros a month at the expense of the Government of Spain. A premium pension... What do you think?

Coronel Tamayo: I know it's fucking tough, but you don't even have to say it out loud if you don't want to. All you have to do is write down what it is that...

Coronel Tamayo: Just a simple answer for a life of freedom...

Coronel Tamayo: "Add the fingers on your hand to the toes on your feet... Plus your cock and your balls, it adds up to 23."

Gobernador del Banco de España: We don't have the backing of the Bank of Central Europe. They're very skeptical... about how to manage the crisis.
Coronel Tamayo: And what does... does that mean?
Gobernador del Banco de España: Minister?
Minister: They'll let us fall apart.

Coronel Tamayo: I need you to understand one thing, or I'll smash that little head of yours. You won't have an autopsy. I'll tear you apart, punch after punch in front of your girlfriend. And I won't stop until you tell me where the gold is or until you die because either I win or no one does.
El Profesor: And what if you're wrong about what it means to "win"?

Coronel Tamayo: So this is the grand finale, the last abracadabra, huh?

Coronel Tamayo: You are still right about one thing. I don't really know how I can win. So maybe both of us have to lose.

Raquel: Let me ask you... After the Royal Mint of Spain heist, how long did it take you to start thinking of this one?
El Profesor: Hm. Forty-eight hours... Maybe 24.

Martínez: No matter how tough things get, they still love each other.

El Profesor: The harder it is to follow something and the more it takes to reach it, the more you believe that what you're going after is real.

Río: We have to think positive.
Bogotá: Here we go, the classic positivity of idiots. Take a look around you, Rio. How many clips do you guys have? I mean, if you wanna think positive, I guess we can try to take them down with some good old kung fu, then we escape and catch a train home. Positive thinking is the downfall of civilization.

Gobernador del Banco de España: Everything I just told you, multiply it by ten.

Alicia: Now what do we do? Should we go, "One, two, three," then we all kill each other?

El Profesor: It's part of the plan.
Raquel: A part of the plan I don't know?
El Profesor: Not every secret should be told in bed.

El Profesor: Martín. What is a country's gold?
Palermo: Its wealth?
El Profesor: No. It's... an illusion.

El Profesor: I'm a thief. Son of a thief. Brother of a thief. I hope someday to be the father of a thief... No one can reject their nature, Tamayo.

El Profesor: Colonel, it's time for you to face it. This is checkmate.

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Freaky (2020)

Isaac: A geriatric serial killer? Really?
Ginny: Don't underestimate a straight white man's propensity for violence, Isaac.

Joshua: I love your black wiener, Mr. Daniels.
Nyla: Joshua!
Joshua: The dog is black, Nyla.

Millie: Balls. I got balls.

Joshua: You know this is the boys' room, right?
Nyla: She's got a dick in her hand, and you're wearing Chanel No. 5. Think we're past labels.

Millie: He's even gorgeous when he's unconscious.

Millie: We better get moving.
Nyla: And what about her?
Joshua: Pronouns!
Nyla: Christ, what about him?

Millie: But, you know, I have to admit, in a really strange way, that it hasn't been all bad.
Booker: What do you mean?
Millie: I don't know. It's just, you know, I felt oddly empowered being in this body. Like, invincible or kind of badass. I know. It's, um... I mean, it's ridiculous, but, uh... I guess when you're, uh... When you're someone like me and you, you know, you've been bullied most of your life and, you know, sort of just put down a lot, that, you know, it does feel kind of good to just feel strong for once.
Millie: Technically, you'd be kissing a mass murderer with yellow teeth.

Millie: Let's just hope nobody ever gets their hands on that thing again...

Millie: I learned something when I was in your body, too... Having balls sucks.

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City People

South Park 25×3

Mrs. Cartman: Honey... Mommy has some big news.
Eric Cartman: What--
Mrs. Cartman: I... got a job, Eric.
Eric Cartman: I'm your job!

Eric Cartman: Wha... What job could you possibly have? You don't know how to do anything.
Mrs. Cartman: I'm a real estate agent.
Eric Cartman: A what?

Eric Cartman: Butters, I have some shocking news... My mom got a job.
Butters Stotch: Oh... Oh, and you're worried that maybe now your mom won't always be there to take care of you?
Eric Cartman: What? No. My mom got a job. My mom is dumb as shit and somebody is paying her to do something.

Eric Cartman: Have you ever heard of a real estate agent, Butters?
Butters Stotch: Well, not really.
Eric Cartman: Yeah, well, neither had I. So I looked it up on a bunch of those shows and stuff. You don't do anything. You just look nice and hug people and then when someone buys or sells a house, you make money.
Butters Stotch: Wow! Well, that sounds like a good deal!
Eric Cartman: It's more than a good deal, Butters, it's [BLEEP] legal theft.

Eric Cartman: If my mom can be a real estate agent, then literally anyone in the world can. We've got all these people moving from the cities into our town, I can probably be a millionaire in just a few days time.

Eric Cartman: Mom, real estate is an open market. You're not the only one who gets to take advantage of all the city people.

City Council Female Member 1: Oh, I just love all these city people moving in!
Mr. Kim: That's right. It's great to have chitty people. These chitty people come with their fancy chitty clothes and their big chitty cars. You know, and these chitty people have a chitty way of doing things that will expose us all to their chitty ideas.
Jimbo: Yeah, and they've got city money and city lifestyles!
Mr. Kim: Chitty money, chitty lifestyles. And they'll move here and bring their chitty families. And their cultured, chitty kids will hang out with our kids and expose them to their chitty ways.
Mayor McDaniels: I've always dreamed of South Park becoming more than a little hick town. And these city people bring with them... a new hope.
City Council Female Member 2: Here's to the future, everyone!
— The future!

City Council Male Member: I thought city people were good for our economy.
Mayor McDaniels: They are, but Mr. Kim has a theory, and I think you all better listen to him. Mr. Kim.
Mr. Kim: What's the one thing chitty people hate most? Other chitty people. Chitty people wanna get out of the city. If too many come here... South Park become chitty and then all the chitty people gonna leave.

Announcer: Real Estate is a delicate balance. It has to be left to the professionals. There's a great migration happening all over America. And if we do it right... Everyone ends up in a home... that they can afford.
Eric Cartman: I think it's cool we live in a hot dog.

Eric Cartman: We have everything we need here. We've got running water, a couch to sleep on. And most important, we have each other..... Weak... I live in a hot dog.

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Slip

Boss 1×4

E.Z.: You can't be two people at once, D. Don't try to be someone you ain't. You'll end up hating her more than you ever loved her.

Jack Bentley: Really? This is cause for a work-day bender?
Sam Miller: Yellow-bellied editors, drunken journalists, it seems as though neither of us can escape the Chicago clichés at the moment.

Jack Bentley: You can't beat the system, Sam, if you waste all your energy hating it.

Sentinel Colleague: Who the hell is Rosebud?
Sam Miller: Citizen Kane.
Sentinel Colleague: Haven't seen it.
Sam Miller: Right. Generation Y. As in why bother?

Sam Miller: You know what the problem is these days when the Internet and cable news have turned every clown out there with a leak into Deep Throat? You don't know whether something is the lead of a lifetime or just pure chumpbait.
Sentinel Colleague: So what is that?

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Radio Harry

Resident Alien 2×4

Harry Vanderspeigle: Children, a pestilence... They are not so much born, but replicate like a virus, continuing humanity's path toward destruction. Plus, it is illegal to make them work, so they are just gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe.

Harry Vanderspeigle: Plants have the most complex biochemistry of anything in nature, yet humans give them to say, "I love you. Here are some flowers. You are dead."

Asta Twelvetrees: Transit station? on Mars? That's weird. We didn't know anything about that.
Harry Vanderspeigle: Ha ha ha! Humans don't know anything about anything. It's funny because it's true.

Sheriff Mike Thompson: I do like dresses with pockets. It makes the handbag optional. Of course, you could always just throw a couple bandolier belts over your shoulders and tuck little tampons in each little bullet slot.
Deputy Liv Baker: Sir, how many tampons do you think I need?
Sheriff Mike Thompson: Shit, as many as you can carry. Tampons are extremely versatile. You can use them for gunshot wounds, for a sweaty brow... They actually should market 'em to men and call 'em manpons. I'd buy them.
Deputy Liv Baker: That's quite the TED talk, sir.

Harry Vanderspeigle: That was a very long lunch... How do humans talk for hours about different ways to cook their meat?

Harry Vanderspeigle: You are looking constipated again.

D'Arcy Bloom: I can't date him. His hair's way nicer than mine.

Harry Vanderspeigle: If my device had delivered its message, we would have 50 years to figure this out. Now we will have 50 days if we are lucky.

Harry Vanderspeigle: You and you, help keep Sunny's thighs up towards her stomach. Asta, place your hands suprapubically over the fetal anterior shoulder, applying pressure in a CPR style in a downward lateral motion. Be sure to like and subscribe.

Radio Host: When people experience a loss of time, their friends tell them it's normal, it's not a big deal, when in fact it's often because they've been abducted by aliens.

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Breathe (2017)

Katherine Robertson: What is it you actually do out here, Robin?
Robin Cavendish: Oh, um... Well, I'm a tea broker. Um, yes, I collect tea, and then I broke it, and... Well, it's very skilled work.
Katherine Robertson: And what does Diana do while you're off "broking"?
Robin Cavendish: Well, she comes along.

Diana Cavendish: Oh, I've got news.
Robin Cavendish: Oh, yeah?
Diana Cavendish: Yes, it's a bit of a bugger actually... I'm never going to be able to have fun again.
Robin Cavendish: Well, what is it?
Diana Cavendish: I'm going to have a baby.

Don: The air can't reach the larynx anymore. That's why he can't talk. He says, "Bit of a bugger."

Dr. Khan: Do you have any idea of the risks?
Robin Cavendish: Yes. Yes, I do. The risk is that he might die... I either go on living here, or leave here and possibly die.

Dr. Clement Aitken: Oh, dear, dear, dear. I have never, in all my career, seen anything like this. You just made this up?
Teddy Hall: Well, pretty much, yes. Only way to get anything done.

Mr Pickering: The Department has to take into consideration the question of cost-effectiveness. The life expectancy of polio patients is less than average, shall we say. I'm sorry. I can't see how I can, in all fairness, make a case for funding. I have to follow the rules.
Robin Cavendish: Rules are so paralyzing, aren't they?
Mr Pickering: Of course, I do sympathize with your condition.
Robin Cavendish: Oh, yes. Likewise.

Dr. Clement Aitken: Robin, you have a question to ask our hosts.
Robin Cavendish: Yes, I do. Why do you keep your disabled people in prisons?

Robin Cavendish: Let me ask you, when you look at me, what is it that you see? Do you see a creature that's barely alive? Or do you see a man that's escaped the confines of the hospital walls?... Now, I have a machine under this very seat that breathes for me. And at home, I have a ventilator right by my bed. I also have a remarkable group of friends. And, most vitally, I have my wife. But, as you see, I can do nothing for myself... And yet here I am.

Robin Cavendish: I've accepted the risk of dying because I don't want to just survive. I want to truly live.

Robin Cavendish: Now, when I first became paralyzed, I wanted to die. Yeah, I wanted to die. I did. But my wife wouldn't let me. She told me I had to live. To see our son grow up... So I went on living because she told me to. Because of her, really, and with her and for her. And every day since then, I've accepted the risk of dying because I don't want to just survive. I want to truly live.

Robin Cavendish: I'm going to let myself go.

Robin Cavendish: I expect you know this, but, just in case... No one could have loved you as much as I've loved you.
Diana Cavendish: I know.
Robin Cavendish: My love. And my life.
Diana Cavendish: Me, too, Robin. My love. My life.

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Swallow

Boss 1×3

Mayor Tom Kane: Some things are not reversible.

Dilip: We've run the hypotheticals, and in every iteration, it is better for you to remain ambiguous about your sexual orientation than to admit to taking illegal amounts of out-of-state money.
Governor McCall Cullen: Are you telling me it's better if people think I suck cock? No offense.
Cullen's Male Aide: I'm not gay.

Mayor Tom Kane: Until it's something, it's nothing and we don't want to shine a light on nothing.

Cullen's Aide: We could try a Barton, sir.
Governor McCall Cullen: What?
Cullen's Aide: David Barton. He used Facebook and got 20,000 hits in one day. Fields, when he ran for Lieutenant Governor, won the primary by 5,000 votes, said it never would've happened without social media. What we do is we put your face to the right of your profile page...
Governor McCall Cullen: What is this, the fucking children's crusade? This is a primary. Primary. We're talking about political obsessives, medicaiders, nothing-to-doers, geriatrics. Who the fuck else cares about primaries? And you're showing me fucking Facebook? For them it's a photo album. Get that thing out of my face.

Mayor Tom Kane: Panem et circenses... Panem et circenses. We have neglected our duties. The people wait for only bread and circuses.

Mayor Tom Kane: Moral turpitude. That's what I want to talk about. You know why? Because, even though I am a bad man and have done some bad fucking things, I've always known why. And when I look into the face of another bad man, I see his deeds and I know his fucking soul. You know what I see when I look at you, Mac? A piece of shit, a stain, a man whose moral turpitude taints the office he has sworn to uphold, compromises the people he has sworn to serve and who doesn't even have the fucking competence to do bad things well.

Mayor Tom Kane: You don't deserve your position. You don't deserve your place and title. What you have, I gave you. You want to help me? You don't have the stuff it takes. So thank you for your offer to help, Governor, but I'm afraid I must decline. Get the fuck out of my office.

Jack Bentley: Corruption in Chicago? That's not news. That's a history lesson.
Sam Miller: That's because you don't know where I'm going with it.
Jack Bentley: Okay, where are you going with it?
Sam Miller: I am dropping one bread crumb at a time to heighten the suspense. You know, like Hitchcock. You know, the way he tells you only what he wants you to know when he wants you to know it, to keep you on the edge of your seat? Only more horrifying, with lots of plot twists.

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Lo que se habla en la cama

Money Heist 5×9

Tokio: The silver lining in really fucked-up situations is that they can only happen once. You only get killed once. You only lose the love of your life once. You're only robbed of the greatest treasure anyone has ever stolen once. But the fact that all these things only happen once doesn't make them less painful.

Tokio: It's as if a javelin was hurled through your chest. And at that point, when you can barely breathe from all the anxiety, you have two options, accept defeat or fight. The Professor chose to fight...

El Profesor: Someone stole the gold.

Raquel: People talk in bed, Sergio. Including you. ... That's what people do. They open up in bed and reveal secrets that put other people's lives in danger. Your brother did that, you did it, and so did I.

Tokio: That was the first time the Professor said something and nobody believed him...

El Profesor: Concentrating all day is really tough, right? It's exhausting, isn't it? You understand this little party you've organized is a symptom, a symptom of weakness? It shows you don't have what it takes to be focused all day like me.

El Profesor: You have to be on guard all day. The whole day on guard. You have to be on guard all day, clenching your fists, squeezing your fists, Bogotá. Tokyo, Helsinki, you have to keep your... your butt as tight as a drum. That's what you have to do. Understand, Denver? Keep your eyes open, like an owl. Stiff, vigilant, because they'll get you. As soon as you lower your guard a little. Any son of a bitch, any bastard out there who's actually spending their entire day being alert, they will get you.

Denver: Well, things are clearer now.
Mónica: Yeah?
Denver: Yeah. Yeah, because before having an orgasm, you... Well, there's a lot of noise in your head. But once you ejaculate, only one of two things can happen, either you want to get the hell out of there, or... or you wanna be with that person for the rest of your life.

El Profesor: If the gang leaves the bank, it's over. Everything would be lost. There'd be no turning back. But right now... Right now, we still have a chance. One in a million, but we might still have it.
Alicia: A chance to do what? A chance to do what?!

El Profesor: I love you a lot, Tokyo. A lot.
Tokio: I love you too. A lot... You know why?
El Profesor: Because of my style and the way I dance?
Tokio: Because you always make it to the end.

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STD

Billions 6×3

Mafee: No worries. It's an STD.
Ben Kim: Uh, what? Gross.
Mafee: A sure thing, dude.
Ben Kim: Oh.

Karl Allerd: Ah, family. Love to see it. Love to leave it behind.

Bonnie Barella: ... And once it IPOs, we can bend this thing over, no lube required, and... I mean, there are many things within SEC guidelines we can do to express our negative sentiment on it, and convince others to see it the same way, once it is trading publicly. There ya go.
Mike Prince: That's where I thought you were going.

Ben Kim: But this is Mafee and Dollar Bill's big investment. Don't we still love... I mean, have fond feelings for... well, most of us... some of us... I do...

Ben Kim: Mafee! I still care about Mafee.

Tuk Lal: How can you not even care? You were in an intimate relationship with Dollar...
Bonnie Barella: I am in a relationship with dollars, end sentence.

Bonnie Barella: Look, I love those guys. For real. We've plundered and partied with 'em back in the day. But if they fuck with our shit, they get fucked.
Mike Prince: Great to see the team spirit is intact.

Todd Krakow: It was an honor to serve, but, frankly, I rather enjoy being back in the private sector. I missed not having to report to anyone.
Mike Prince: We're all accountable to each other and tethered to this rock by gravity. If you take the time to be in the moment... right there, you can even feel the Earth move.

Todd Krakow: .... you may end up having to wait in line to get tickets like the Commoners. Can you imagine?... Usually this is the part where the guy on the other side of the desk flexes, huffs, puffs and makes vague but serious threats.
Mike Prince: I don't go to war that way... I just go to war.

Mike Wagner 'Wags': Dior Sauvage! So that was the stench hovering around him like Pig-Pen. We can't trust a man who wears cologne before 10 a.m.

Todd Krakow: May seem weird now, but Mitt Romney was a fucking god when he brought them to Salt Lake. I could use some of that social capital. Turn it into actual capital. Ka-chi--
Chuck Rhoades: Don't make the cash register sound.
Todd Krakow: I would never.

Todd Krakow: Being open and honest has never worked for me, but... I'll try anything.

Ben Kim: ... So then you have to agree we should save them.
Taylor Mason: If they are anti-fragile, they will survive and thrive no matter what Prince does. And if not, well, I have to take the long view.
Ben Kim: So harsh.
Taylor Mason: That's the way of the gun.
Ben Kim: And you're okay with it.
Taylor Mason: The gun doesn't care what I'm okay with.

Mayor Johnson: I'm not interested in what it looks like, and I'm not interested in making the same mistakes as the idiot I replaced.
Mike Prince: The mistake the idiot who came before you made was not caring what stuff looked like. Which is why he left office as a punchline.

Wendy Rhoades: You know who invented steam? John Fitch. Steam power, anyway. The state legislature gave him a 14-year monopoly to come up with a commercial use for it. But Fitch fucked it up, lost the monopoly because he couldn't do it. Steam power transformed the world, but the man who invented it died penniless. Killed himself.

Dollar Bill: How the fuck does Ben Kim know?
Mafee: I didn't tell him anything.
Dollar Bill: You know that this is the moment when the detective realizes you killed the guy, right? No one accused you of anything yet, Mafee, but you're proclaiming your innocence, which tells me you're guilty as fuck.

Scooter: You put this song on your playlist?
Mike Wagner 'Wags': Don't tell me you have a problem with Harry Chapin.
Scooter: No, I just didn't realize you had any taste.
Mike Wagner 'Wags': Oh... Thanks. I think.
     ♪ While I was away ♪
     ♪ And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew... ♪
Scooter: This song. It used to hit me as the son. Now it hits me as the father.
     ♪ And the cat's in the cradle... ♪
Scooter: You?
Mike Wagner 'Wags': Yeah. Both.
     ♪ But we'll get together then ♪
     ♪ You know we'll have a good time then ♪

Wendy Rhoades: We were never trained to be worried about unintended consequences. The win was all that mattered, and our success only reinforced that idea.

Taylor Mason: I keep getting sucked back into the short game, and I promised myself I wouldn't do that anymore.
Wendy Rhoades: To be fair, your short game is everyone else's long game.
Taylor Mason: That only makes it more disappointing.

Mayor Johnson: And how am I not gonna look like a flip-flopper?
Mike Prince: You're gonna look like a brilliant negotiator. You have leveraged the real estate community to band together to build low-income housing unlike the City has seen before.

Chuck Rhoades: What'd Bruce say? "Wherever there's a fight against the blood and hatred in the air, look for me, Mom, I'll be there."

Chuck Rhoades: What the hell do they know about the real New York? ... Have they at all considered what real New Yorkers want for our city? Maybe we should remind them who we are. Yeah? What do we do when the carpetbaggers and the land barons try to shove us out of the way? We shove back! Yeah! We shove back! And together, the people, and those who represent the people, we will take back our city! Take back our city! Take back our city!
— Take back our city! Take back our city! Take back our city! Take back our city! Take back our city! Take back our city! Take back our city! Take back our city! Take back our city!

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New Haunts

The Walking Dead 11×10

Daryl: It takes a minute to get used to all this, you know?
Carol: You know, this place was up and running long before we ever got here. Maybe we don't have to do anything to make it work.
Daryl: No, there's always something you got to do to make it work.

Rosita: Worrying about money again is so weird.

Mercer: You're used to handling things on your own. I get that. But that's not how it works around here. Sometimes we have to set each other up to win.

Lance: How did you know?
Carol: My mother always taught me to be observant.

Tyler Davis: Resist the Commonwealth! Visibility for workers! Equality for all!

Pamela Milton: Are there thousands more?
Lance Hornsby: No.
Pamela Milton: Make sure.

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Eternals (2021)

Avengers: Endgame (2019) <<

Dane: Are you a wizard?
Sersi: What?
Dane: Yeah, like Doctor Strange.
Sersi: No. I'm...
Dane: I've noticed some unusual things happen when I'm around you. Like our water always turns to coffee whenever the waiter ignores us.
Sersi: That's your caffeine addiction talking.

Dane: Well, I guess you must be the pilot.

Dane: Why didn't you guys help fight Thanos? Or any war? Or all the other terrible things throughout history?

Dane: How long were you two together?
Sersi: 5,000 years.
Dane: I guess you can call that long-term.

Sprite: Nobody ever wonders how you managed to be the leading man for over 100 years?
Kingo: Oh, I don't know what you're talking about. That is my great-great-grandfather, that is my great-grandfather, grandfather, father, and me. I'm part of the greatest dynasty in the history of Bollywood. Pretty impressive, right?

Gilgamesh: Who the hell are you?
Karun: I'm Karun. Kingo's valet.
Gilgamesh: Oh, valet. Like Alfred in Batman.

Kingo: Speaking of Odin... Thor used to follow me around when he was a little kid. Now he's a famous Avenger and won't return my calls.
Sprite: So, now that Captain Rogers and Iron Man are both gone, who do you think is gonna lead the Avengers?

Kingo: So, you're saying we're basically fancy robots? And our past memories are stored somewhere in space?

Gilgamesh: I thought we were heroes. Turns out we're the bad guys.

Kingo: Di-shoom.

Ajak: Why now? Five years ago, Thanos erased half of the population of the universe. Delayed The Emergence. But the people of this planet brought everyone back with the snap of a finger.

Kingo: I love the people of this planet. But if you stop this Emergence, you are preventing so many other worlds like this one from being created...

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The One Where Rachel Is Late

Friends 8×22

Rachel: For those who haven't checked their calendars, today's my due date.

Rachel: I loved these last 9 months. I'm looking forward to the next part... but I am really gonna miss being pregnant...

Rachel: That's right. Still no baby.

Ross: Uh, sweetie, maybe you'd be more comfortable here.
Rachel: You... Like you haven't done enough.

Rachel: All right, whose turn is it to help me get up?
Phoebe: Ahem, no one's here... Oh, damn it!

Phoebe: Oh, hey, Mon?
Monica: Rach is here.
Phoebe: And you're still pregnant.

Monica: Damn it! Here's your 50 bucks.
Phoebe: That's interesting that you lost... Now, I forget, do you like to lose?

Rachel: You'll be performing a service. Think of me as a ketchup bottle. Sometimes, you have to bang on the end of it to get it to come out.
Ross: I love when you talk dirty to me.

Rachel: Come on, Ross. I'm miserable here. Come on, you started this, now you finish it! Come on, wuss. Make love to me.

Rachel: What now, Ross, you're not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me?

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Brad's Status (2017)

Brad Sloan: I live in Sacramento, a secondary market surrounded by mediocrities and beta males. ... This is not where I thought I'd be. It's not the life I imagined.

Front Desk Clerk: Mm-hmm. Mr. Sloan, actually... unfortunately, we can't upgrade you. I'm sorry.
Brad Sloan: What? Why not?
Front Desk Clerk: Seems as though you bought those tickets on a discounted website, and with that type of ticket, we can't do the upgrade.
Brad Sloan: Okay. But... not even if I pay you $1,600?
Front Desk Clerk: There's actually no amount of money you can pay to get an upgrade. I'm so sorry. Anything else?

Brad Sloan: Oh, my God. You realize you're competing with kids from Hong Kong and everywhere, okay? You're a white kid from the suburbs without a sob story, and you're not even a legacy. We're the underdogs here. We need to do everything we can.

Brad Sloan: Whether I was forgotten or excluded... made no difference. I was off the list. A nobody. A nothing. The world hated me, and the feeling was mutual.

Brad Sloan: I suddenly felt a deep grief... for all the women I would never love... and all the lives I would never live.

Brad Sloan: My advice?
Ananya: Yeah. If you were to go back in time and give yourself advice, what would you say?
Brad Sloan: Oh. Seriously?
Ananya: Yeah. Honestly, I'd love to know.
Brad Sloan: Honestly, I would probably say, "Forget nonprofits, Brad. Just go make a lot of money."
Ananya: Shut up. You aren't serious.
Brad Sloan: No, I'm totally serious. If you want to make an impact in the world and have respect, go be Bill Gates. Go make a lot of money, and then you can do whatever you want with it.

Ananya: What am I thinking?
Brad Sloan: Yeah, please, tell me.
Ananya: Honestly... I'm thinking you're really lucky. You're 50 years old, and you still think that the world was made for you.
Brad Sloan: Uh, I'm 47.

Ananya: You compete with the people who are markers in your life. Why are you competing at all?
Brad Sloan: It's the way the world is. And...
Ananya: You competing with your friends from college, that competition is the history of colonialism, okay? And... and the oppression of women, and the fucking up of the environment.
Brad Sloan: Oh, come on, don't go there.
Ananya: And...
Brad Sloan: I'm not part of the problem, okay? I work for a... a nonprofit, for fuck's sake.
Ananya: It's just, from where I sit, it kind of seems like white privilege, male privilege, first-class problems.

Brad Sloan: I know I might seem like some cliché to you, but this is actually my life, okay?
Ananya: Just... don't ask me to feel bad for you. You're doing just fine. Trust me. I promise you; you have enough.

Troy Sloan: Hey, Dad, you having some kind of nervous breakdown or something?
Brad Sloan: No. No, it's just... sometimes I, uh... have doubts, you know? Just... worry that people look at me and, uh, think of me as... a failure. But, you know, the feeling passes.

Brad Sloan: I try to imagine the future. I kept saying, in my head... we 're still alive. I'm still alive.

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The One with the Cooking Class

Friends 8×21

Phoebe: Hey! Oh, how did baby shopping go?
Rachel: It was great! We got everything we needed. Oh, and Ross almost got something that wasn't on the list. Ahem, a whore.

Sarah: Your Alfredo's dry. Did you use your cheese?
Joey: When you say "use," do you mean "eat as a pre-cooking snack"?
Sarah: And the cream?
Joey: Cheese makes me thirsty.
Sarah: Okay. Let's move on.

Chandler: I think you'll find if I work here that I don't micromanage. I don't shy away from delegating.
Phoebe: Mm-hm. That's good to know. But let's stop focusing on what you don't do... and focus on what you do do.
Chandler: What I do do... is manage to, uh, create an atmosphere of support... for the people working with me.
Phoebe: I see. Nice sidestep on the "do do" thing.
Chandler: Hardest thing I've ever done in my life.

Rachel: I don't want you to date her.
Ross: Heh, what? Why? What, are you jealous?
Rachel: Yes. And not because I want you to go out with me. Because I don't want you to go out with anybody. I know it's a terrible thing to even think this and it's inappropriate... but I want you to be at my constant beck and call, 24 hours a day. I'm very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel.
Ross: Okay.

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Reflex

Boss 1×2

Sam Miller: This is chumpbait. You know what that is? ... Honestly, you look at something like this and you instantly just know, it's bullshit. It's made so the chumps will pick it up and put it out for other chumps to feed on. Like a chumpbait. And where'd they say it came from?
Reporter: A blog. An anonymous blog.

Sam Miller: Move, move, move. Never stop, never question. Feed the beast. Gotta keep their attention. Give-them-something-new bullshit. Truth be damned... I mean, we sit here making sure everything is vetted, checked, rechecked, checked on the recheck, and along comes Mr. Happy Shiny blog and puts out what-the-fuck-ever and it's everywhere. Where the fuck is journalism? Chumpbait!

Ben Zajac: Sorry.
Maggie Zajac: Quicker than I thought.

Mayor Tom Kane: Sometimes it's good to proclaim your independence. Otherwise, you're always just a foregone conclusion.

Kitty O'Neill: This is what you taught me. This is how things work. Wins accumulate on top of wins and form streaks, remember? It doesn't matter what the vote is about. Streaks give you capital. When you're winning, that's when you can do everything else, spend your capital on the other things that matter.

Kitty O'Neill: If he loses this, think of all the other things that are gonna fall by the wayside. Kane is the city. And everything we do that is good for the city comes from the fact that he has the power to do it. Do the right thing, Nick.

Mayor Tom Kane: Do you believe in change? Even if people can't, circumstances do.

Meredith Kane: I'll tell you what I believe. I believe that to preserve what we have, we made a choice, one that is completely outside the realm of such fluff as changing circumstances. We chose to fortify ourselves, against all my natural instincts, and distance ourselves from our daughter. I recall you being very clear to me about why this was necessary. So don't sit there and waver with whatever it is you have going on in your head. We chose. We committed. Emma's a liability. Was then, is now, to the life we have. Her behavior could not be tolerated. She had to be cut loose. That does not change. I cannot have that change.

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The One with the Baby Shower

Friends 8×20

Rachel: Mom, I swear I'm not an idiot. I read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth. But I just didn't think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And, guess what, the baby's coming... and I don't know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my Diaper Genie?

Ross: All right, then. Rachel Green, let's play Bamboozled... How do you test the temperature of the baby's bathwater?
Rachel: Uh, put your elbow in it.
Ross: Excellent. How do you put a baby down for a nap?
Rachel: Full, dry, on its back, and no loose covers.
Ross: That's correct. This is an audio question. What do you do when a baby makes this sound: ...
Rachel: Uh, check if it's wet, check if it's hungry, burp it.
Ross: Excellent. Now, do you want another question or a Wicked Wango Card?
Rachel: A card. A card. I pick a card.
Ross: Oh, I'm sorry. You've been Bamboozled. You're gonna be a terrible mother-- I've lost sight of why we're doing this.

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C'mon C'mon (2021)

Jesse: Did you love her?
Johnny: I still do.
Jesse: Then why did you break up?
Johnny: I don't know. Um... "When she had tired watching the dancing, boq... Boq led her into the house, where he gave her a room with a pretty bed in it." I don't think it was my choice. Mm, I think, um, you love each other, and then you still love each other, but find it hard to express that love to each other, and so then you look at each other, and you do this... And you go, "oh." You... you know, I mean, I hope you don't have the experience, but you probably will.

Johnny: Let... let me ask you a question. Why does everything have to be like this kind of weird, eccentric thing that you do?
Jesse: 'Cause I like it.
Johnny: Yeah, but why not just do something normal?
Jesse: What's normal?
Johnny: Like everything in your real life...
Jesse: What's normal?
Johnny: Okay, fine. Good point.

Jesse: Let me tell you how my mom puts me to sleep... Now, lay down.
Johnny: Okay.
Jesse: Rest your feet, rest your legs. Rest your hands, rest your arms.
Johnny: My mom would never do this.
Jesse: Rest your eyes. Rest your mouth. Rest your jaw. Rest your mind. No more thoughts tonight. No worries. Just stars in the sky.

Johnny: There were many things that were done, and everybody said a lot of things, and there was a lot of concern, and sometimes we don't completely understand why we're doing the things that we're doing, right? But I never did anything because I wanted to hurt your mom or hurt your dad or hurt you. I only wanted everything to be okay.
Jesse: Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Johnny: Hmm. Maybe... maybe it is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Jesse: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Johnny: Exactly.

Johnny: .... and we'll go off, I'm thinking of goin', "I don't know what the fuck I'm doing."
Viv: Yeah. Yeah, welcome to my fucking life. I... nobody knows what they're doing. Nobody knows what they're doing with these kids. You just have to keep doing it.

Jesse: Have you ever thought about the future? Have you ever thought about the future? Uh, yeah. Uh, whatever you plan on happening, never happens. Stuff you would never think of happens. So you just have to... You have to come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

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Heart and Soul

This Is Us 6×5

Rebecca: One margarita. One Marguerite. See? We're fun.

Miguel: Rebecca. It's time. You can't just sit here with me every night for the rest of your life.

Madison: Hey, um, we were going to take them to the zoo tomorrow. Are you okay with missing first zoo?
Kevin: Yeah. Yeah. No, it-it's fine, it's fine. You can have first zoo. They watched their first episode of Entourage this morning with me, so I am all set... as far as formative experiences go.

Randall: I hope it's an apology, but I don't know.
Beth: Hmm. Kind of feel like we need to... "worst case scenario" this bish. You go.
Randall: Okay. Well, obviously, she's pregnant. Go.
Beth: God. They went to Vegas...
Randall: Mm-hmm.
Beth: ...and eloped while we were sleeping. Not preggo, just married. You go.
Randall: Okay. Malik brings out dessert and there's an engagement ring in Deja's soufflé, and he proposes to her in front of all of us. He pulls me out onto the back porch before he proposes to ask for permission, and, uh... I don't know, he chooses the back porch because we've had some really good talks out there...
Beth: Play the game, Randall!
Randall: Um... You go.
Beth: Deja wants to adopt Malik's daughter, and they move in here together and live with us forever....
Randall: .... We need a new game.
Beth: Mm-hmm.

Miguel: Hat or no hat?
Rebecca: Uh, no hat. Guys in hats are usually trying to hide their hair, and you have... great hair.

Kevin: It's not like that at all. Believe it or not, there are people out there that are capable of having casual, consensual, you know, "we're both hot, so let's just do it" sex.
Randall: And you, my brother, are not one of them. You try to have a one-night stand, and you wind up with twins. You are the world's strangest serial monogamist.

Randall: You have fun at your couples retreat, and do me a favor. Try not to propose, okay? You know how you get.

Nicky: She has three marriages, and I have none, so, I think between the two of us, we almost make a normal person.

Annie: Knock, knock!

Kate: We're at the school with my mom, and she's... so happy. W-We're happy. Finally in a good place and... It just took a long time to get here, Tobe. How many bumps in the road? Like 30 years of bumps. We just lost so much time.

Kevin: Yes, we did, we came together in a time of loneliness and-and addiction. But what if... What if that inner darkness actually turned out to be something kind of wonderful?
Cassidy: You've watched too many rom-come, Kevin.

Beth: Worst Case Scenario game needs to be retired.

Beth: Next time you want to leave me with Romeo and Juliet, give me a little heads-up, huh?

Beth: What did you say?
Randall: I said that he should think about Deja here, and that he should take a step back.
Beth: Oh, babe. That didn't turn out well for Romeo and Juliet's parents. It's not gonna turn out well for us.
Randall: What happened with the parents? I don't remember.
Beth: The kids killed themselves. That's what happened to the parents; the children died. Because they tried to keep them apart.

Rebecca: Timing is everything, isn't it?... Your father walked into a bar when I happened to be singing. I mean, if not for that timing, then none of any of this. And then four gazillion other things had to happen in order for this to happen right now. For me to be sitting here with you... with my daughter. My girl. My best friend.

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Ace Deuce

Ozark 4×4

Ruth Langmore: Did she tell you we broke up?
Sam Dermody: No, we don't socialize. By text. Yeah, by text, and she pawned my mom too.
Ruth Langmore: Your mom?
Sam Dermody: Yeah, there's this process where ashes can be pressed into...
Ruth Langmore: Know what? I don't wanna know.

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: What... What was that? You know, Wendy, you can't talk about him like that. It's reckless... What's going on with this? Hmm? Can you tell me?
Wendy Byrde: It's... good PR.

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: I'm late for my own felony. See ya later.

Darlene Snell: I would burn her at the stake if I didn't think the Devil himself would come up and save her.

Wendy Byrde: You want to be clean? Free? Clear? You want your family safe? What are you willing to sacrifice? Who are you willing to sacrifice? 'Cause you'll never get that future without giving something up.
Omar Navarro: In this future you talk about... You and I... Are we friends?
Wendy Byrde: I don't know.

Ruth Langmore: God's a motherfucker. Isn't he? Built me smart enough to know how fucked up my life is. But not quite smart enough to haul my ass out of it.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Uh... I can help with that.

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oskinpavel:

«Давно не натыкался ни на что стоящего в сериалах, а тут опаньки- «вот она, вот она, рыба моей мечты…». Настолько добротный, экспрессивный, драматический, постоянно держащий в напряжении фильм, что я первый сезон наверное за день посмотрел. Там всего 8 серий к сожаленью, но уже идет второй! К просмотру всем, кто пропустил!»

Boss 1×1

Dr. Ella Harris: It's called Lewy body. Abnormal microscopic amounts of protein depositing themselves in the nerve cells of your cerebral cortex and substantia nigra here and here, destroying them over time, atrophying the frontal and temporal lobes. It's rare. It's not Alzheimer's. It's not Parkinson's. But like them, degenerative progression is slow, irreversible and there is no known cure.
     First, your higher mental functions will deteriorate, orientation, intelligence, insight. Your speech will become unusual, nonsensical at times with unconscious repetition, loss of words. You'll experience increasingly severe visual hallucinations, paranoia, delusions. Depression is common, anxiety more so.
     Later, as the disease advances, you will see dystonic postures, muscle rigidity, tremors, loss of language, memory.
     Eventually, you'll not be able to carry out simple daily tasks. Your body movements reduce drastically with fluctuating levels of unconsciousness lasting days to weeks until death.
Mayor Tom Kane: How long?
Dr. Ella Harris: It's hard to say. Three, maybe five years. Could be more, could be less.

Mayor Tom Kane: Twenty thousand men used to work here, in this place, slaughtering hundreds of thousands of hogs and cattle each day. "Life, for all its cares and its terrors is no such great thing after all." Laborer or hog.
Dr. Ella Harris: Sinclair.
Mayor Tom Kane: Yes.

Mayor Tom Kane: He did it because he understood something basic about all people. They want to be led. They want their disputes settled. They want their treaties negotiated, their jobs dispensed, their mutinies punished. And they want their loyalties rewarded. To those who lead them to all they want, they give power. It's a covenant, unspoken and elemental.

Mayor Tom Kane: When a part fails, it needs to be fixed.

Ben Zajac: Am I supposed to just damage him or go for the whole thing?
Mayor Tom Kane: It's not a matter of degrees. It's not precision surgery. You go after him because it's time to take him out.

Ben Zajac: His numbers are high. There's only three weeks left until the primary.
Mayor Tom Kane: It's an eternity. Three days would be. Don't tell me you have to think about it because I know you don't.

Mayor Tom Kane: Smile.
Ben Zajac: Why?
Mayor Tom Kane: Sometimes it's necessary to let the other guy know you're coming.

Lalo Mata: You see, all sports, when they first come onto the scene, have idiotic clothing. That's 'cause they want to grab attention, credibility. They want to grow. But as they become more established, they become more austere.
Mata's Associate: What about ice dancing?
Lalo Mata: That is the exception. But the rule still holds. And you see, this is the same exact trajectory that ethnicities take when they first come to this country. At first they're all flash and dash. Hair greased, hot wheels, pimp clothing, pimp jewelry. But as they become more established, they become more austere in their tastes.
     Look at the Italians, the Irish, the Greeks, the Jews. Except the blacks. The blacks are the exception. They're like ice dancing. But for everyone else this is the truth.
     As time passes, they begin to understand the value of modesty, of group strength, of groups making collective decisions, of keeping your mouth shut and checking up the ranks.

Mayor Tom Kane: Good night, Stoney.
Ezra Stone: Boss.

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Lyin' Eyes

Billions 6×2

Taylor Mason: It's a "shame and short." The key is to build social pressure that goes beyond the numbers. Make it unacceptable to be seen wearing Rask, let alone holding their shares.

Scooter: Taylor sees it just right. A sportswear brand is the perfect target. Once we expose Rask, their sponsored athletes will swear off the brand, the fans will follow. The stock will be over.

Mike Prince: Why were they pushing back?
Wendy Rhoades: They're concerned they're being sent to charge a machinegun nest for moral reasons. And they don't trust a leader asking them to do that. For profit, for greed, they'll charge like it's the beach at Normandy. But not for a cause.

Chuck Rhoades: I realized it's not one billionaire having his way with the city. That's wrong, but it's not existential. But the overall effect of the billionaire class? They're a scourge. No, I'm gonna get them where they live.

Chuck Rhoades: We're gonna stand this thing on its head.
Kate Sacker: Mamet? Okay. But he pulled that off in a small town. This is New York.
Chuck Rhoades: Well, New York is a lot of small towns stitched together.

Rian: ... I hate being right and not being able to prove it. That's what the money is, proof. Let's mukbang the whole sector.

Chuck Rhoades: Sunburn, windburn, or whiskey?
Bud Lazarra: It's all three. Surf, turf, and Glenlivet. Most of us skipped town for Covid. Here the Hamptons, Vail, Caribbean. They even let some especially high-net-worth individuals into New Zealand. So the doormen had the easiest workday they've ever seen.

Bud Lazarra: I might find your antics amusing if they weren't such a nuisance. It's like getting your house egged on All Hallow's Eve. But your scheme won't work, Rhoades.
Kate Sacker: He gets that a lot.
Chuck Rhoades: Hmm. And from men even more entitled than yourself.
Kate Sacker: Hmm. And they do work, so... you might want to think about that.
Chuck Rhoades: Yeah. And we expect timely payment.

Mike Prince: AOC just tweeted. She blasted Rask.

Mike Prince: Why are we huddling up? Play's already been called.
Mike Wagner 'Wags': Just readying the team to cover their positions as soon as the stock hits $15. For a nice tidy profit.
Mike Prince: I didn't buy Axe Cap for tidy. I want a big, sloppy profit. In your words, Wags, "A monster pig. A Hogzilla." Everyone, hold till the stock dips under five.

Mike Prince: You created this problem, fix it.
Mike Wagner 'Wags': How can I fix it?
Mike Prince: If I asked you that question, you'd say I'm a resourceful motherfucker.
Mike Wagner 'Wags': I can be. I am. ... I might. Yeah. But to do Stu dirty like that...

Rhoades, Sr.: What cockamamie scheme do you have cooking in that Crock-Pot of a head of yours now, Sonny?
Chuck Rhoades: It is the first battle in the new war I'm waging, against the billionaires, the criminal class. And I'm starting with the doormen.

Rhoades, Sr.: Ah, hell. My doorman is perfectly happy. He always has a big smile on his face when he greets me.
Chuck Rhoades: That is his job, Dad. And you will have to pay the bill, just as soon as Bud Lazarra cracks.

Rhoades, Sr.: Son, do you remember the first summer that we took the house at the Vineyard? You were probably five or six. ... You were a feeble swimmer, at best. Finally, one day, you got out past the shore break to the calmer water. You turned to show me, big, proud smile on your face. You didn't see the wave coming.
Chuck Rhoades: And you didn't warn me?
Rhoades, Sr.: Warn you?! I clapped and kept your attention on me until the wave came and wiped you out completely. I knew it was a lesson you needed to learn the hard way.
Chuck Rhoades: I got infections in both ears.
Rhoades, Sr.: So, now you oughta know, don't turn your back on oceanic forces.

Chuck Rhoades: I appreciate the warning as a gesture of goodwill. And a mark of the beginning of a new phase of our relationship. But you and I both know when I get big game in my sights... I can't lower my rifle.
Rhoades, Sr.: Well, in that case, my boy, I wish you luck. I'll don my blaze orange... and step out of the line of fire.

Chuck Rhoades: That flush on your face is that, uh, surf, turf or something else?

Kate Sacker: Are you sure painting targets on our backs is the best move right now?
Chuck Rhoades: No more skeletons in my closets to rattle. Let 'em just try and Spitzer me.

Rian: Leaving money on the table is like seeing a punch buggy and not punching someone. It just feels wrong.

Kate Sacker: I'm trying to think like Hackman in Heist, to understand ... and I am coming up dry.
Chuck Rhoades: Well, something my father taught me long ago. Sometimes, you just have to break some shit. Find out the strength of the reaction on the other side. Use your will. Not your wits. And make them know your moves can't be anticipated. That no one is safe.
Kate Sacker: I'm not sure that old school crap is still gonna play.
Chuck Rhoades: The old school crap plays like Bobby Short. You just have to know when.

Kate Sacker: Okay, Boss.

Taylor Mason: You saw the news about the games? Prince isn't just playing the markets. His chessboard is much bigger, and I don't think he's done making his moves yet.

Mike Prince: When I'm done, this city will look very different. ....
Andy Salter: It's a lot of work, Mike.
Mike Prince: The city's down, busted up, hurting. It's the perfect opportunity to rebuild. Every time New York has fallen...
Andy Salter: It has been lifted up and rebuilt by a great man. And that's you this time.

Taylor Mason: All of this is some big romantic gesture?
Wendy Rhoades: That, or he has Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Taylor Mason: And what would that mean, in Prince's case?
Wendy Rhoades: He thinks he's better than everyone else. And he won't stop till he gets what he wants.

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No Other Way

The Walking Dead 11×9

Gabriel: How could God speak to you?
Minister: My role is not to question. I listen and serve.
Gabriel: Just following orders, huh? Where have I heard that before?

Minister: You don't hear him anymore, do you?
Gabriel: My flock is worth saving.
Minister: Is that your choice or His? Do you even listen anymore? Listen. He's here with us right now. Asking you to hear him again. Will you?

Minister: The path of peace is hard. ... Take my hand. Renew your faith. Allow yourself to be saved. No matter what any of us have done, no one is above saving.
Gabriel: .... I don't believe that.

Negan: Over here, shitdick.
Carver: This should be fun...
Negan: Well, ding-ding.

Negan: This can go wrong 800 different ways. Me... I am down with us getting out of this alive.

Daryl: We're doing this all wrong. We survived everything for what? To keep fighting and killing each other?
Leah: If that's what it takes.
Daryl: Don't have to.

Gabriel: Nope. No Jenson here... Call me Gabriel.

Maggie: Negan?
Negan: You know what I think.

Elijah: For Josephine. For all of them.

Negan: You were always gonna do what you did, Maggie. I don't blame you really. But, see, when it comes to me... promise or not... it's just a matter of time before you make the same call. So... I ain't gonna give you the chance to do that.

Daryl: I'm just thinking about choices. I mean, do they even matter anymore?
Gabriel: Depends on who's making the choice.

Gabriel: Doubt's important. But it doesn't make you wrong.
Daryl: You telling me to have faith?
Gabriel: Yeah, I suppose so, yes.
Daryl: What about you?
Gabriel: Yeah. I'm trying... I'm trying.

Jerry: Where's everyone else?

Gabriel: So many didn't make it. All so we could survive.

Lance Hornsby: However, if any are interested... I do have another, potentially more interesting choice to offer...

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The Holiday (2006)

Iris: I'm Iris, by the way. I'm very normal, neat-freak, healthy, non-smoker, single... Hate my horrible life!
Amanda: I'm Amanda. Loner, loser and complicated wreck!

Amanda: Okay. Now what?

Arthur Abbott: I counted. Nine movies opening today. I remember when nine movies used to open in a month. Now a picture has to make a killing the first weekend or it's dead. This is supposed to be conducive to great work?

Arthur Abbott: Busy? Honey, I haven't been busy since 1978.

Arthur Abbott: Iris, in the movies we have leading ladies... and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are a leading lady. But for some reason, you're behaving like the best friend.

Miles: Why am I attracted to a person I know isn't good?
Iris: I happen to know the answer to this. You're hoping you're wrong. She does something that tells you she's no good, you ignore it. Every time she comes through and surprises you, she wins you over... and you lose that argument with yourself that she's not for you.
Miles: Exactly. And on top of that, there's the old standby: "I can't believe a girl like that would be with a guy like me."

Graham: I have a cow, and I sew. Now how's that for hard to relate to.

Arthur Abbott: Okay, let's do it. Let's get this embarassment over with.

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The Big Fix

South Park 25×2

Cannabis Expo Speaker: ...we growers must face a harsh reality-- Since the legalization of marijuana, communities of color, black and brown Coloradans, those most affected by the racist war on drugs, have now been locked out of the wealth creation of the industry.

Cannabis Expo Speaker: Luckily, the public is starting to understand this unfairness-- and many people are now talking of boycotting cannabis growers who are only white owned.

Cannabis Expo Speaker: We are seeing a healthy and dramatic spike in consumers who demand that their marijuana be grown by those who understand the fight for social equity.

Cannabis Expo Speaker: The bottom line is this-- a completely white owned weed business these days... just isn't going to survive.

Sharon Marsh: Randy, stop, we're not racists.
Randy Marsh: We'd like to think that wouldn't we? But...actions speak louder than words, gang.

Stan Marsh: Look, Token, I think maybe you and I should hang out more.
Token Black: What are you talking about?
Stan Marsh: I mean we never just hang out, you and me.
Butters Stotch: Hey we never hang out just you and me either, Stan!
Stan Marsh: Shut up, Butters.

Steve Black: Randy...I hope you didn't invite us here because we're black.
Randy Marsh: W-What are you talking about?
Linda Black: It's just that the past year or so a lot of people have been inviting us over to dinner and then taking pictures of us to show everyone on Instagram.
Randy Marsh: Oh, that's so lame.

Steve Black: People have a problem with Token's name?
Randy Marsh: Well, I mean other people just think it's a little... I mean, come on, I mean, I'm-- I'm not calling you guys racist, but-- why did you name your son that?
Linda Black: My husband has always been a huge fan of "Lord of The Rings" and "The Hobbit."
Randy Marsh: ....
Steve Black: I wanted to name my son after my favorite author. But she didn't want to name our son J.R.R., so we just named him Tolkien.
Randy Marsh: His name is Tolkien?
Steve Black: Yes, you know his name is Tolkien.
Stan Marsh: I thought your name was Token.
Token Black: My name is Tolkien.
Steve Black: Sorry, I don't think it's that weird. J.R.R. Tolkien is one of the most prolific, influential writers of our time.
Randy Marsh: Holy shit, that's what his name means?
Steve Black: What did you think his name meant?!
Randy Marsh: Would you like to see how we grow and process our weed?

Stan Marsh: Dude... My head is reeling, you're not gonna believe this.
Kyle Broflovski: Not gonna believe what?
Stan Marsh: Token's name isn't Token. It's Tolkien.
Kyle Broflovski: Yeah, I know it's Token.
Stan Marsh: No, no, no, no. He's named after the guy who wrote "The Hobbit" and stuff!
Kyle Broflovski: Yeah, I know. J.R.R. Tolkien. What did you think it was?
Stan Marsh: You knew it was Tolkien like the writer?
Kyle Broflovski: Everyone knew it was Tolkien.
Stan Marsh: No, no, no! No, no, no, no! I distinctly remember Cartman wearing a shirt where he spelled it T-o-k-e-n.
Kyle Broflovski: Yeah, dude, cuz Cartman's a BLEEP moron.

Radio Host: This is your mornin' commute, South Park. Looks like we have a bit of slowing heading into town. There's like a truck and a couple cars... maybe take ya a couple minutes there.

Randy Marsh: Don't you see how lucrative this can be? I mean, we make a pretty damn good team in the weed business. I mean, we are Ben and Jerry -- We're Ben and Jerry. You're Jerry, and I'm Ben.
Towelie: I thought I was Jerry.
Randy Marsh: No, you're a towel.
Towelie: Oh, that's even better.

Towelie: You really think we could make a lot of money together?
Randy Marsh: Ben and Jerry, my man. Ben and Jerry.

Doctor: Okay, pal... What is it?
Stan Marsh: I think... I might be horribly racist.

Doctor: Wow... BLEEP you.
Stan Marsh: Huh?
Doctor: You really thought a couple of black people had a child and named him Token? Why would anyone name a black kid Token? You’re a piece of shit.
Stan Marsh: No, I was just try--
Doctor: You were just going along with the dominant culture of the white paradigm, that’s what you were just BLEEP BLEEP. Get out of my office, you make me sick!

Doctor: I don’t know what’s wrong with some people. I wonder if anyone else thought that this kid’s name was Token? Hmm? Anybody? Anyone else just assume his name was Token? Because that’s disgusting, and you are the problem.

Stan Marsh: Doctor, please, I don’t want to be like this! I’ll do anything, just tell me what to do.
Doctor: Oh, you wanna change? Then I suggest you start doing a lot of reading.
Stan Marsh: Okay. What should I read?
Doctor: And I suggest that when you’re reading-- you do it from the perspective of a black person!

Steve Black: Randy, you seem not to care very much about any of my ideas.
Randy Marsh: Well, you’re just-- You know, you’re just not the idea guy.
Steve Black: I don’t seem to be the anything guy. I thought we were Ben and Jerry.
Randy Marsh: Alright, look, I’m gonna tell you the truth about ice cream-- Jerry actually doesn’t do shit. Ben does it all, everyone knows that.

Randy Marsh: He doesn’t even really sound like a black guy, you know that?

Stan Marsh: Tolkien is... here? ... Hey, Tol-kien.

Steve Black: Hell, yeah, we got all kinds a shit-- Lemme give you a sample of my Rivendell Elvish Magic...

Doctor: The story of young Stan Marsh might seem incredible, but the fact is many people suffer from unconscious biases. If you or someone you know might have also thought the name Tolkien didn't come from J.R.R. Tolkien, then please call... 1-800-I AM A GIANT PIECE OF SHIT. Because you are the BLEEP problem.

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City on the Make

Ozark 4×3

Omar Navarro: You and Marty. How does it work?
Special Agent Maya Miller: Marty Byrde's a brilliant man. Much better at what he does than most federal agents. So, there's a... mutual respect. Out of that respect came a collaboration.
Omar Navarro: Please forgive me, but you make it sound like he's the one who's useful to you.
Special Agent Maya Miller: We're useful to each other.

Special Agent Maya Miller: Every single drug lord who sleeps soundly at night does so for one of two reasons. Either the US government doesn't care enough about them to kill them, or... the US government thinks killing them is inconvenient.
Omar Navarro: Please go on.

Omar Navarro: You don't win until I win, Marty. Don't forget that.

Wendy Byrde: I'd be angry too.
Special Agent Maya Miller: Angry is what I get when someone cuts me off in traffic.

Wendy Byrde: When you become a parent, a whole other instinct kicks in. It makes you do things you never imagined you could do.

Wendy Byrde: My mother says being a parent makes you selfish. No. No. It makes you fierce.

Ruth Langmore: Fucking Wyatt!
Darlene Snell: Well, he may be your cousin, but he's my lover.

Omar Navarro: ...I already told you, Marty...
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: "We don't win unless you win." I did not forget that.
Omar Navarro: No. No, no, no, no. You don't win until I win. It's a big difference.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Right.

Wendy Byrde: Is that a yes?
Senator Schafer: It's a slightly less vehement fuck-you.

Javier: Congratulations. You're the first gringo I've met whose family's killed more people than mine.

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Girls' Night

Resident Alien 2×3

Sheriff Mike Thompson: That's a goddamn it! You need a silver bullet in your ass, you albino-ass werewolf mother...

Asta Twelvetrees: He's an alien!
Deputy Liv Baker: I knew they existed.

Asta Twelvetrees: Okay, Harry... You're still a murderer.
Harry Vanderspeigle: No. I am a murderer murderer. It's very different.
Asta Twelvetrees: You can rationalize your murderer murder all damn day.

Asta Twelvetrees: What is wrong with you? Do you really have no empathy whatsoever?
Harry Vanderspeigle: That is not what is wrong with me. That is what is right with me.

Asta Twelvetrees: Have you not watched enough "Law & Order" to know you don't just throw evidence into a trash can? Who's the idiot now?
Harry Vanderspeigle: Still E.T. Beautiful moron...

Carlyn: Wow. I've never known a guy who was into SDR who wasn't also, like, you know, a troll.
Harry Vanderspeigle: Trolls live under bridges. I am not one of them.
Kate Hawthorne: It means she thinks you're handsome.
Harry Vanderspeigle: I have a handsome human face. And my skin tone is the same as a dead soldier in a Renaissance painting.

D'Arcy Bloom: So can I get you guys some sliders? Day-old buns help disguise the week-old meat.

Kate Hawthorne: We just wanted to show Carlyn the town, and now we have. It took about nine minutes.

Max: Why aren't you looking?
Sahar: It's against my religion to look at the naked back of a man who's not my relative or my husband. Plus, it's disgusting.

Max: Is it gonna hurt?
Sahar: My mom says when she waxes her legs, it feels like being stung by a thousand hornets.
Max: Then why does she do it?
Sahar: Because as soon as we hit puberty, Western culture tells women we're not okay as we are. We must rip out stuff that's supposed to be there, insert stuff that's not supposed to be there, and bleach everything visible to the naked eye.
Max: Hey, being a man is hard, too. I have to brush my teeth sometimes.
Sahar: I take it back. I don't feel bad anymore...
Max: AAH!!!

Mayor Ben Hawthorne: Miguel... my belle.

Sheriff Mike Thompson: Okay. All right, look, here's what I want you to do. Here go $5. Now, I want you to go down to the mall. All right, you know that kiosk where they'll write your name on a grain of rice? Right, you're gonna give that guy that $5. He gonna write your note on the end of a bullet, right? Now, I want you to take that bullet. I want you to put it in a gun and go home and stand in your bathtub. Now, you also gonna need a phone book... Not something thin like Patience, something with some girth like... like Denver, right? And you gonna put that phone book up against one side of your head, and you gonna take that gun and put it against the other side, right? And then you're gonna shoot you right in the head, and that bullet's gonna fly right through and lodge itself right around the D's, for dumbass. And she'll get your note.
Mayor Ben Hawthorne: But I'm dead.
Sheriff Mike Thompson: You tell her, you dead anyway.

Asta Twelvetrees: You... you can't just use people like that. It's cruel.
Harry Vanderspeigle: I am giving her compliments. She is happy like a baby, like a stupid, happy baby.

Deputy Liv Baker: It's a superpower... not caring what anyone thinks.

Asta Twelvetrees: Harry?...
Harry Vanderspeigle: You have to come with me to New Mexico, but, first, can you teach me how to pee?

Asta Twelvetrees: No, no, no, no, no, do not put this on me. I would never tell you to take over a woman's body without her consent.

Harry Vanderspeigle: I think it got my bra size wrong. The wire leaves dents in my skin.
Asta Twelvetrees: Yeah, well, wait until you put on a thong.

Harry Vanderspeigle: She likes long naps. And it is better than being awake for her real life.

Harry Vanderspeigle: He will not bother her again.
Asta Twelvetrees: What did you do?
Harry Vanderspeigle: The same thing you would have done... if you had the strength of six gorillas.

Harry Vanderspeigle: It is awful being short.
Asta Twelvetrees: Harry, that's not because she's short. That's being a woman. Welcome to our world.
You mean you all feel the eyes hunting you like a baby deer in the woods, just walking down the street?

Asta Twelvetrees: You know, next time a woman tries to tell you something, sit down, shut up, and listen. And if you feel the need to say anything, all it needs to be is, "Yes, ma'am."

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