A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender

Young Sheldon 5×13

Sheldon: Can we at least have Chinese food for dinner?
Mary: I'm making Rice-A-Roni. Does that count?
Sheldon: Nothing Chinese ends in "a-roni."
Mary: Well, their loss.

Georgie: These two, fighting like the Serbs and Croatians in Bosnia...

Meemaw: What's the matter?
Missy: Everything.
Meemaw: Did somebody die?
Missy: No.
Meemaw: Then we can fix it.

Meemaw: Those bitches...

Darren: Any chance you play Dungeons and Dragons?
Sheldon: And how. I once created a campaign set in 1940s London where Alan Turing was a character, and I had the mathematicians be magic users with theorems instead of spells. The intelligence officers were clerics...
Darren: "Yes" works.

Mary: Friends that we don't know! What if there is alcohol?
George: Then they're gonna get a lot of fun facts about the history of fermented beverages.

Missy: You're good at Band-Aids.
Meemaw: I've had practice on Sheldon. He's a fragile boy.

Missy: I heard women in Europe don't shave. Maybe I should move there.
Meemaw: They also drink warm beer. They don't know what they're doing.

Mary: It's gonna be okay, baby--
Sheldon: Oh...
Mary: Why is it so colorful?
Sheldon: Too many... Skittles.

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