Y.G.A.G.G.

Atypical 3×4

Paige: ... We all need as many friends as we can get.
Sam: Not me. I already have my real friends, like Zahid.
Paige: Zahid's only one friend.
Sam: So, I'm only one Sam.

Sam: Tortoises are solitary animals. They don't need companionship like other animals. They're happy alone. In fact, in captivity, no more than five tortoises can be kept in the same enclosure. Otherwise, they get aggressive, and it becomes total tortoise mayhem.

Zahid: Look at this face, look at it. Is it not lovable? Do you not wanna spend time with his face?
Sam: Only when it's attached to your body.

Zahid: Anyway, Sammy, here is the secret about parties: each one has the power to change your whole life.

Zahid: Well, think of it like an expedition. Like your boyfriend, Shacklebutt.
Sam: Shackleton.
Zahid: Yeah, that's the stuff.

Zahid: Gretchen, I'd like to go absolutely anywhere with you right now to discuss absolutely anything.

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