Breaking Bad 4×2
Lawson: Ten in the mag, one in the chamber. If you can’t get it done with five, then you’re into spraying prey, in which case I wouldn’t count on another six closing the deal.
& Walter: I don’t know, ma... Are you sure because maybe it’ll feel better on the left side.
Lawson: General rule... You don’t want to cross draw, not unless you’re going to be sitting, you know, store clerks, card gamers and such... Either way you’re going to want to practice your draw... a lot... because if you’re all fingers, well, it might could be him keeping a piece instead of you. Catch my drift?
& Lawson: If it’s just personal protection, aside from a bucket of money, you’d save yourself a potential felony two-spot for carrying a weapon with a defaced serial number if you’d just buy it legally.
Walter: Yeah, but... if you did have to use it, wouldn’t it still be better to use one that couldn’t be traced?
Lawson: This is the west, boss. New Mexico’s not a retreat jurisdiction. Man steps to you bent on doing bodily harm, you’ve got every right to plant your feet and shoot to kill. Some call it a moral right, and I do include myself within that class. All this to say I’m happy to take your money, but if you’re not a convicted felon, you might best be advised to bear your arms within the confines of the law.
& Walter: It’s for defense. Defense.
& Badger: Call of Duty, World at War... Zombie mode. Now, that’s the bomb, man. Think on it, bro. They’re not just zombies. They’re Nazi zombies.
Skinny Pete: Nazi zombies...
Badger: Yeah, man. S.S. Waffen troopers, too, which are, like, the baddest ass Nazis of the whole Nazi family!
Skinny Pete: Zombies are dead, man. What difference does it make what their job was when they was living?
Badger: Dude, you are so historically retarded. Nazi zombies don’t want to eat you just because they’re craving the protein. They do it because... They do it because they hate Americans, man. Talibans... They’re the Talibans of the zombie world.
& Jesse: Come on, damn it. Wake up and party!
& Badger: They don’t cut their pizza, and they pass the savings on to you.
Jesse: What savings? How much can it be to cut a damn pizza?
Skinny Pete: Maybe it’s, like, democratic, bro, you know? Cut your own Christmas tree. Cut your own pizza.
Badger: Yeah. It’s democratic.
& Mike: Go home, Walter.
& Skyler: Mr. Wolynetz, my name is Skyler White. How do you do?
& Skyler: So, with that in mind, is there a figure you can quote me? One which you think would adequately...
Wolynetz: $10 million.
Skyler: ........ Well... let’s try 879,000.
& Mike: You might want to learn how to tail better if you’re planning on making a habit of it.
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