The Big Bang Theory 6×16
& Sheldon: I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chilies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.
Amy: I concur, but you changed the subject. What are we doing for Valentine’s Day?
& Raj: The theme will be that the greatest love a man can have is the love he has with himself.
& Sheldon: Let’s see. This is... This is about $2,000. Um, I think she likes monkeys and the color gray.
& Leonard: What you looking at?
Howard: Well, I was trying to come up with something really romantic to give Bernadette for Valentine’s Day since she’s been such a pain in the ass.
& Howard: Check it out. I used the atomic force microscope in the material science lab and wrote our initials in a heart 1/1,000 the size of a grain of sand.
Leonard: Oh, that’s cool!
Howard: A micro-valentine for a microbiologist.
Leonard: From her micro-husband.
& Sheldon: My socks are on. Let’s knock them off!
& Bernadette: He just kept on playing that stupid game. You like pushing buttons so much, try pushing them on the washing machine.
Howard: I said I’m sorry.
Bernadette: Sorry doesn’t clean my underpants, buddy.
Howard: I told you, turn them inside out!
Bernadette: And I told you to bite me!
Leonard: Trying to have a magical night here, guys...
& Raj: You know, you and I have so much fun hanging out. If you were a girl, all our problems would be solved.
Stuart: ......... What?
& Penny: I told you, Valentine’s Day sucks.
Leonard: This one does, and you’re the reason why!
Penny: What?!
Bernadette: You know, compared to them, I’m feeling pretty good about us.
Howard: Me, too. How about we blow off dessert, go home early... I’ll do that laundry.
Bernadette: Thank you. I love you.
Howard: Love you, too... So where’d you hide it?
Bernadette: Where you’d never look...
Howard: Damn it, it’s in the washing machine!
& Amy: Hello.
Sheldon: Hello.
Amy: Happy Valentine’s Day.
Sheldon: Okay.
& Amy: As you know, I had planned a traditional evening of romance and gifts.
Sheldon: Yes, and as you know, I planned to pretend to enjoy it.
& Amy: I decided I was being selfish. So, I canceled our dinner reservations and came up with an even better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day.
Sheldon: What is that?
Amy: By doing none of it... no dinner, no romance, no gifts.
& Sheldon: Well... I don’t know what to say. This is the most thoughtful gift that anyone’s ever given me. And that’s including an amazing gift that I gave myself earlier today.
& Sheldon: After everything you didn’t do for me tonight, I want you to have it.
Amy: What’s this?
Sheldon: Read it.
Amy: “Sheldon Cooper, Caltech University employee information”?..
Sheldon: At the bottom.
Amy: “In case of emergency, please contact... Amy Farrah Fowler.” And there’s my phone number! This is the most beautiful gift you could’ve ever given me.
Sheldon: Well, I thought, if I have a stroke or a kidney stone, who would I want to share that with?
& Sheldon: Stop ruining Valentine’s Day and order my pizza!
& Leonard: Why couldn’t we just have a nice time?
Penny: I don’t know... Maybe ’cause things are going so well between us lately and I’ve been really happy.
Leonard: ........ Okay, you’re gonna have to make a lot more sense than that.
& Penny: This might be the wine talking, but I have a very important question to ask you...
Leonard: You do?
Penny: Leonard Hofstadter...
Leonard: Y-Yes?
Penny: ...will you be my valentine?
Leonard: Sorry. Maybe next year........ I’m just kidding! Romance ninja. Let’s have sex! Wah!
& Raj: Later, losers!
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