Two and a Half Men 6×8
Jake: Doesn’t matter, just as long you and I are together.
Alan: What did you do?
Jake: I didn’t do anything! Why would you even ask me that?
Berta: I’m guessing he either robbed a liquor store or killed a drifter.
Alan: Do I need to call your mother and ask her?
Jake: If you want to, but you know how she pushes your buttons.
Alan: I’ll take that chance.
Jake: Fine, I don’t care... All right, all right! I got thrown off the school bus.
& Jake: Mom grounded me for two weeks.
Alan: Why didn’t your mother tell me about this?
Jake: I promised I’d tell you... What can I say? She believed me.
& Jake: So how about a movie? A little father-son bonding.
Alan: No, no. No movies.
Jake: Skating?
Alan: No skating.
Jake: Fine.
Alan: Also no TV, no video games, no cell phones, and no iPods... nothing that gives you any amusement or enjoyment.
Jake: Couldn’t you just smack me with a belt and get it over with?
& Jake: I’m bored.
& Charlie: This girl, I care about. We’ve been seeing each other for almost a month.
Alan: And yet you just found out where she lives.
Charlie: There’s a difference between caring and stalking, Alan.
& Jake: Hey, Dad, I need my laptop.
Alan: What for?
Jake: Homework.
Alan: What homework?
Jake: Um... Damn, you’re good.
& Charlie: It’s like trying to sleep in the freaking jungle.
& Charlie: She’s got one of those wooden toilet seats. It would’ve been like sitting on Pinocchio’s mouth.
Alan: You ever wonder about people who can poop in a gas station?
Charlie: What is wrong with them?
Alan: What about Porta-Potties?
Charlie: Those aren’t people. Those are animals.
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