Elementary 1×13
Watson: And how is Napoleon Bonaparte involved?
Holmes: By my fifth night without sleep, I may have been reaching. What time is it?
Watson: Uh, it’s 9:30... Wednesday. You slept for two days straight.
Holmes: That’s why I’m so hungry.
& Holmes: I’m going to visit Swirl-Theory.com and discuss conspiracy theories.
Watson: Your hobby is conspiracy theories?
Holmes: No, of course not. They’re pure sophistry. Large groups of people cannot keep secrets. My hobby is conspiracy theorists. I adore them.
& Holmes: Have you ever heard anyone say the CIA invented crack cocaine?
Watson: I have.
Holmes: I started that.
& Watson: Oh, are you taking Clyde?
Holmes: He will starve if we leave him here.
Watson: Oh, I didn’t know you liked tortoises.
Holmes: I love them. They make an absolutely delicious soup stock.
& Watson: So, what are you saying, the government was bugging Len Pontecorvo? I thought there was no such thing as conspiracies?
Holmes: Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, Watson.
& Watson: And-and how does the head of lettuce fit in?
Holmes: Oh, thank you. I nearly forgot. Can’t make soup out of Clyde until I fatten him up, Watson.
Watson: That’s sick.
& Holmes: Just so I’m understanding you correctly, neither of you believe that Neil Armstrong walked on the moon?
Gary Sullivan: Of course not! That’s not the issue. The issue is who staged the fake landing.
& Holmes: I’m smarter than everyone I meet, Watson. I know it’s bad form to say that, but in my case, it’s a fact.
& Holmes: What is this place? NSA? CIA? Army Intelligence?
Todd Clarke: We do market research.
& Holmes: My name is Sherlock Holmes. I am a temporarily suspended consultant for the NYPD. This is Joan Watson. She keeps me from doing heroin. And you would be?
& Watson: Well, that was either a waste of time, or I’m gonna be audited every year for the rest of my life.
& Watson: No cabbie is gonna stop if you blow a whistle at them.
Holmes: Cabs have been hailed this way for decades because this is the most efficient way to hail a cab.
& Holmes: Can you keep a secret, Mr. Dresden? Most people say yes when you ask them that, but all they really want is for you to give them the dish.
& Dresden: So... What’s the plan?
& Captain Gregson: How did you figure that out?
Holmes: I thought very quickly and very carefully.
Captain Gregson: You mean you guessed?
Holmes: Well... I had a notion as to the Red Team’s strategy, I just... chose the most likely one. Gun to one’s head, very powerful stimulus.
& Watson: Are you eating soup?
Holmes: I was hungry.
Watson: Please tell me you didn’t cook Clyde.
Holmes: ... The soup is split pea.
& Holmes: These are magnificent creatures. Clyde will likely outlive both of us... You didn’t really think I would eat him, did you?
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