The Big Bang Theory 6×15
Sheldon: That’s a good one. Dumbledore dies in that one.
& Leonard: Why would you say that?!
Sheldon: You brought up the subject. I contributed an interesting fact on that subject. It’s called the art of conversation. Okay, your turn.
& Sheldon: Because of your lactose intolerance, you switched over to soy milk. Soy contains estrogen-mimicking compounds. I think your morning Cocoa Puffs are turning you into a hysterical woman.
& Leonard: Screw you, Sheldon! You are the most annoying person I have ever met.
Sheldon: What? I’m annoying?! You criticize my behavior all the time. “Sheldon, don’t talk about your bowel movements over breakfast.” “Sheldon, when the president of the university is giving a eulogy at a funeral, don’t yawn and point at your watch.” “Sheldon, don’t throw away my shirts ’cause you think they’re ugly.” You’re impossible.
& Sheldon: You pick that up right now!
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Roommate agreement, section 27, paragraph 5: The roommate agreement, like the American flag, cannot touch the ground.
& Sheldon: Leonard, wait!
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: Dobby the elf dies in book seven.
& Raj: Did she discover a cure for something?
Howard: Not exactly... They spent a ton of money developing this dandruff medication that had the side effect of horrible anal leakage.
Raj: ... Is there a good anal leakage?
Howard: Anyway, it was Bernie’s idea to rebrand the stuff as a cure for constipation.
& Leonard: I swear, that man is the most egotistical, insufferable human being I have ever met!
Penny: Yeah, but you two make such a cute couple... Like Burt and Ernie. You guys even teach me stuff about words and numbers.
& Leonard: He’s got Amy now.
Penny: Yeah, he does, but it’s not the same.
Leonard: Why?
Penny: Um... Well, um, all right. You-you know how in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Ron didn’t abandon Harry just because Harry started dating Ron’s sister?
Leonard: Harry and Ginny get together?!?!
Penny: Sorry. Spoiler alert.
& Leonard: Oh, could you clear off a shelf for me in the bathroom? I take a lot of medicine.
Penny: Oh, please let some of it be Xanax...
& Mrs. Wolowitz: Are you ready for dessert?
Raj: No, thank you, Mrs. Wolowitz. As it is, I’m going to have to carry my stomach out of here like I’m a fireman rescuing an infant.
& Raj: I’ve had a lovely time eating your brisket and hearing about the things you’ve had removed from your body over the years...
& Raj: Mrs. Wolowitz, uh... are you okay?
Mrs. Wolowitz: Don’t mind me. I just cry when I’m lonely and have nothing to live for.
& Sheldon: ...If a person like that existed, I would sign on, no further questions asked.
Amy: Great. Here I am!
Sheldon: Wait...... Here who is where?
& Amy: What do you think?
Sheldon: Um...
Amy: Tell me one reason why this isn’t a fantastic idea.
Sheldon: Um...
Amy: See? You can’t! I’m gonna go see if Leonard’s room is big enough for my water bed.
Sheldon: Um...
& Sheldon: Good buddy Leonard. Good buddy Leonard. Good buddy Leonard.
& Leonard: Penny and I are very happy living together. Isn’t that right?
Penny: It’s like the happiness won’t ever leave the apartment.
& Penny: Well, maybe he doesn’t know how to say it without hurting her feelings.
Sheldon: Feelings? What am I, a hippie at a love-in? No.
& Leonard: Spoiler alert: This door’s about to slam in your face.
& Amy: When do I get a key to our apartment?
Sheldon: Um...
& Howard: You wore my pajamas?!
Raj:
& Howard: Okay, Raj, listen to me. You need to get out of there!
Raj: But I have a cream sherry hangover and I smell blintzes...
Howard: If you don’t leave now, she’ll use food and guilt to keep you there for the rest of your life.
Raj: Oh, Howard, stop.
Howard: Trust me, you’re not Jewish. That’s how they get you.
Raj: You’re being silly. I can leave whenever I want.
Howard: Oh, really? Where are your clothes and your shoes?
Raj: They’re on the chair, right over... Oy vey.
& Penny: The truth is I don’t want him living with me.
Sheldon: Great. Kick him out. Break his heart. Everybody wins.
& Bernadette: We should have just done it the regular way. Those Chinese acrobats in Cirque du Soleil made it look so easy...
Howard: Honestly, if I could bend that far, what would I need with you?
Bernadette: If you could bend that far, you’d be doing us both a favor.
& Bernadette: Should we go back and rescue him?
Howard: It’s too late. We’ll see him at his Bar Mitzvah.
& Sheldon: Amy, are you worried that us living together will take the mystery out of our relationship?
Amy: No.
Sheldon: Yeah, why would you?
& Amy: You give me one good reason why I can’t live here!
Sheldon: ... It’s Penny’s fault!
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Σ Very good one.
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