The One with the Secret Closet

Friends 8×14

Joey: I'll bet it's Richard.
Chandler: Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here?
Joey: Well, off the top of my head, uh... maybe she's having her cake and eating it too.
Chandler: ???
Joey: You being the "cake," Richard being the "too."

Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.

Chandler: Are you okay?
Joey: You kidding me? Yeah, I'm great. I'm, uh... I'm better than great. I am good. Now that she's gone, I can, uh... I can do all the stuff around here that I couldn't do before. You know. Like, um... I can walk around naked again. You know? I can, uh... I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is, uh... This is good for me. I'm better off this way. I'm a... I'm a lone wolf. A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever... What's a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?

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