Quiz #1.1

Paul Smith: It's not a game show, it's a quiz. That's the joy of it. People love a good pub quiz. A uniquely British invention combining our two greatest loves, drinking and being right.

David Liddiment: Well, where's the tension?
Paul Smith: Because we're watching people potentially making life-changing decisions. And we'll just sit there and watch them go through it all, the whole gamut of emotions, waiting. And then there's also the matter of the largest game show prize in the history of television.
David Liddiment: Right, yeah, so you're gonna bankrupt us all.
Paul Smith: Oh, there's nothing to worry about. It would take a very unique sort of person to risk going all the way. That fear is built into the show.

Claudia: Paul! Reception just said the Americans are here.
Jesus Christ, it's ABC, which is Disney. It's owned by Disney. Basically, Mickey Mouse is coming up the stairs.

Paul Smith: ...is it me, or have they all started to look a bit... the same? All a bit white and well-to-do, middle classy and Southerny and...
Chris Tarrant: Adrian Pollock from Wiltshire.
Paul Smith: ...white.

Charles Ingram: It's 32 grand, it's great!
Adrian Pollock: Thing is... The thing is... it doesn't quite cover the, uh... debts that the business is running at the moment and I, uh...
Diana Ingram: Debts? You... You don't normally have debts, why didn't you say?

Diana Ingram: You must go on. Onto the show. I've been on, Adrian has, it's... it's your turn.
Charles Ingram: It's my turn, is it?
Diana Ingram: To join the family business.

Charles Ingram: These mad schemes! I don't even like quizzes.

Chris Tarrant: Right, Major Charles Ingram, are you ready to play...

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