The One with the Screamer

Friends 3×22

Joey: Listen, drama critics, they're nothing but people who couldn't make it as actors. You know what you should do?
Kate: Become a drama critic?

— Please stay on the line. Your call is very important to us.

Joey: Hey, Pheebs, where were you?
Phoebe: I'm so, so sorry, Joey. I am definitely gonna see your play. I swear, your play is very important to us. Thank you for your patience. Your play is the next play I'm gonna see.

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