Once Upon a Time...

Dexter 6×2

& Dexter: Until a few days ago, I was convinced there was nothing I believed in. But I was wrong. There is something I truly believe... Everything’s better after a bubble bath.

& Harrison: Monster story, daddy.
    Dexter: Again? Okay, I may have told him this one before. Once upon a time there was a little chino, scaring everyone who lived in the hood.

& Quinn: Debra Morgan, will you—?
    Debra: Are you insane?!
    Quinn: Come on, Deb. I’m trying to be fuckin’ romantic here.

& Debra: Quinn just fucking proposed to me over fucking pancakes. What the fuck is wrong with him?
    Dexter: He’s Quinn?

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& Debra: Yeah, yeah, I’m a hero. Fuck you very much.
    Masuka: You’ve totally gone viral, Morgan. You’re an Internet sensation.

& Matthews: Congratulations, lieutenant.
    Debra: .... Lieutenant. What the fuck is going on today?

& Debra: You’re looking at Homicide’s new fucking lieutenant. I know, right?

& Dexter: Debra Quinn. Your initials would be DQ. Like the—
    Debra: I will kill you.

& Ryan: You wanna look up EPA cleanup sites or should I?
    Masuka: I’d rather look up your— I mean, I didn’t— I wasn’t— Please don’t sue.
    Ryan: You like to watch. Good to know.

& Harrison: Monster story, daddy.
    Dexter: How about a new story? “Once upon a time, there were three little pigs...”

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