Come Fly with Me

Modern Family 1×3

& Cameron: Mitchell is a snob.
    Mitchell: No, n-no, I’m— I’m discerning.
    Cameron: Official slogan for snobs.

& Cameron: When we first met, he wouldn’t even look at me because I was a hick from the farm in Missouri. And he’s a big city mouse.
    Mitchell: Who says “city mouse”?
    Cameron: Country mice.

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& Phil: Jay and I are buds, for sure. But with kind of an invisible asterisk. Um, he’s not, uh— he’s not a talker... Or— or a hugger. Once, he ran over my foot with his car. To— to be fair, he had just given up smoking. But, basically, we’re buds.

& Gloria: Well, you can still talk to me about anything.
    Alex: Yeah, adults always say that, but they don’t mean it. When my mom says I can ask her anything, I really can’t. She just freaks out.
    Gloria: I won’t freak out. Shoot.
    Alex: Okay. How many men have you slept with?

& Cameron: Yeah, I’m sort of like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy, and I dare you to not like me.

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