Two and a Half Men 9×21
Berta: You know, once upon a time, a cute little boy came to live in this house for a few days... Maybe you’ve met him. He’s the pot-soaked masturbating couch potato who eats all your cookies.
Walden: Is he the one who finished off my macaroons?
Berta: Your macaroons and my pot.
& Lyndsey: You know... Eldridge is with his father this week.
Alan: Whoo, and Jake’s with his mother... Mmm.
Lyndsey: So, I guess we can do anything we want.
Alan: Yeah, and what do you want, you dirty girl?
Lyndsey: Well, you know what would make me really happy?
Alan: Whatever it is, I’ll do it. The guest toilet is broken. I want you to fix it.
Lyndsey: Uh, are we role-playing? Am I the naughty plumber here to snake your drain?
Alan: No. You’re the loving boyfriend here to fix my toilet.
& Lyndsey: Let’s get you into bed.
Alan: No, no. Let’s get you into bed.
Lyndsey: Seriously? You want to fool around?
Alan: Parts of me do. Mr. Nose says, “No,” but Mr. Faucet says “Yes!”
& Walden: I can’t do this, Berta. It’s just... it’s too much. She just never stops.
Berta: Yeah, I raised four daughters. The only thing that slows them down is jail and johnsons.
& Walden: I told Zoey we were gonna be a family. What am I gonna do?
Berta: The kid’s seven?
Walden: Yeah.
Berta: Wait nine years.
Walden: What happens in nine years?
Berta: If you’re lucky, she runs away with a coke-addled bass player.
Walden: And if I’m not lucky?
Berta: A drummer.
& Alan: FYI, if you’d like to try again, I’m wearing sweatpants. No zipper.
Lyndsey: I cannot believe you’re still horny.
Alan: Me neither, but there it is.
& Walden: If I could get rid of them...
Alan: Yes! A hundred times yes!
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