Two and a Half Men 8×16
End of the Season
& Alan: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned?
Priest: Are you asking me or telling me?
Alan: Telling you? I’m sorry. I’m just not really sure of the rules.
& Priest: When was your last confession?
Alan: Oh, wow, let’s see. Uh, that would be... Never?
Priest: Are you even Catholic?
Alan: No, but I’m a big fan. The costumes, the music, um, crackers and wine.
Priest: That’s the body and blood of our savior.
Alan: I know.
& Priest: Okay, just to be clear, what I tell you is between you and me. And the Lord.
Alan: Sure, but I’m not worried about him blabbing. You, I just met. Couldn’t pick you out of a lineup.
& Alan: Do you know what a Ponzi scheme is?
Priest: I do. Are you an investment banker?
Alan: No, I’m a chiropractor.
Priest: A chiropractic Ponzi scheme. Okay, you piqued my interest.
& Alan: Do I get to keep the money?
Priest: No.
Alan: Ah. Uh, you know what? I’m just gonna mosey over to Temple Beth Shalom... and see what their deal is. I’ll get back to you.
Priest: Oy vey.
& Alan: What’s funny?
Charlie: Rose is at a party with her husband... and she’s sexting me from under the table.
Alan: Sexting?
Charlie: It’s like regular texting, but, you know, dirty.
Alan: Hmm.
Charlie: You see, that’s not a smiley face...
& Berta: I need my money back.
Alan: Why?
Berta: Just found out... two of my teenage granddaughters are pregnant.
Alan: At the same time?
Berta: By the same guy.
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Σ Just before Charlie died.
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