Hungry Man

Dexter 4×9

& Dexter: Happy families are all alike. They never leave you by yourself on holidays.

& Dexter: Guess I’m having two turkey dinners this year.

& Cody: Did you hear that the pilgrims didn’t eat turkey on the first thanksgiving?
    Dexter: Really?
    Cody: They ate corn and eel, which the native americans taught them to plant and fish.
    Astor: Then the pilgrims slaughtered them all, took their food, and went to church the next day to thank God for all their good luck.
    Rita: Mm, it’s a phase.

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& Debra: “Ashes to ashes...”
    Quinn: Doughnut to doughnut.

& Masuka: Chocolate Lava Cakes. My specialty.
    Debra: You have a specialty?
    Masuka: A river of chocolate love that melts in your mouth.
    Debra: Wow. You can make anything sound perverted.
    Masuka: It’s a gift.

& Dexter: What kind of father keeps a coffin in his garage?
    Harry: What kind of father keeps blood slides in his shed?

& Debra: Fu— Fudge.

& Cody: Are you the one my mom told me not to talk to?
    Masuka: Awkward.

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