Acceptance
"Happiness can exist only in acceptance."
George Orwell
George Orwell
& Ryan: That’s disgusting. You rub your ass on everything, and I want it to stop.
Wilfred: Ryan, my anal glands need to be expressed. It’s my constitutional right. Freedom of expression.
& Ryan: She must be worried sick about me.
Wilfred: You think she’s doing this because she cares? This is a guilt burrito... And they put onions in it. Son of a bitch!
& Ryan: She just wants what’s best for me.
Wilfred: Then she should accept you as you are. Kirsten’s always busting balls. Does she ever try just licking them?
& Ryan: How am I gonna get her to stop this?
Wilfred: You know how Jenna stopped me from chewing on her panties?.. She didn’t. Know why?.. She never caught me in the act.
& Wilfred: It all starts tomorrow.
Ryan: I can’t.
Wilfred: Why not?
Ryan: I have to help Kristen.
Wilfred: You’re letting her get between you and the band... I can’t believe this!
Ryan: Calm down!
Wilfred: Yeah, that’s what John Lennon said before he ran off and got nude with that Asian bitch!
Ryan: Don’t be racist.
Wilfred: How can I be racist? I’m incapable of seeing color.
& Wilfred: What am I supposed to do all by myself in a big, empty house? Geez, so high-maintenance. What if something happens?
Ryan: What could happen?
Wilfred: Well, I guess we’ll find out...
& Ryan: How was the
Kristen: Twins... one ugly baby two times. Whatever, who cares?
& Wilfred: Great. I should’ve known you wouldn’t believe me. It’s like you’re shoving his big, hairy peanut butter ball bags in my mouth all over again!
Ryan: Go home, Wilfred.
Wilfred: You’re not my father, and I hate you! I wish I’d never been born!
& Ryan: Can’t teach an old dog new tricks...
& Ryan: Wilfred, I did not play an H.
Wilfred: Bear?
Ryan: Hang on. Is Bear even in this band?
Wilfred: Why, would that be a problem?
Ryan: Well, if his only purpose is to help gang up on me, then yes. He doesn’t play any instrument that I’m aware of.
Wilfred: He plays a pretty good skin flute.
& Ryan: Let Bear play bass if he’s such an expert!
Wilfred: Bear is just giving constructive criticism... don’t take it personally!
Ryan: Well, it doesn’t get much more personal than I play bass like “a busted vagina.” I can’t work like this.
Wilfred: Guys! Bear, drop it. Ryan...
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