Robert
& Debbie: Hi! Smiler, Snoozey, Sniffley... Oh, it’s all coming back to me now.
Kerry: We heard that the bump had affected your memory.
Debbie: Well, it’s funny cos I can remember all my lines and all my phone numbers and stuff. I just can’t remember being engaged to Robert.
Kerry: Engaged?!
& Michael: If I get it, do you promise to give me and Kelly Su a chance?
Chelsea Crabtree: Yes.
Kelly Su Crabtree: And you won’t come between us?
Chelsea Crabtree: I’ll do me best.
& Michael: All right, then. I won’t be a minute.
Chelsea Crabtree: Wait! Wait a second. I’ll get it. We wouldn’t want lover boy here to do anything stupid now, would we? You two, wait here!
Kelly Su Crabtree: I’ll come with you if you like.
Chelsea Crabtree: Yeah... all right.
& Nicola: George?.. What do you mean, you can’t find her? You can’t miss her. She weighs 50 stone. Oh, for God’s sake, George!
& Mr. Jelly: Do you all remember the magic word?
Old man: Wipe my bum.
Mr. Jelly: No, not “wipe my bum”. Iggy, piggy, smelly, belly, do some magic for Mr. Jelly! {...} Now then, I’m going to do some escapology for you now. Do you know what that means?
Old man: Wipe my bum.
& Maureen: Come on, get your coat on. We’re gonna go and buy one of those indoor barbecues.
David: What for?
Maureen: Well, it’s our last one today, isn’t it? I thought we could eat her special. What do you think?.. I’ve bought red onions.
David: Mum, that’s disgusting.
Maureen: Why?
David: I don’t like red onions.
& David: It’s got to stop!
Maureen: “I shan’t quit ripping till I do get buckled.” You know who said that?.. Exactly! And they never caught him, did they?
& David: I’ll go to the police.
Maureen: You wouldn’t dare. You couldn’t anyway.
David: Yes, I could. 999, Letsby Avenue. That’s where they live.
Maureen: Yeah. All right then, David. You go and tell them. I’ll see you later.
& Lorraine: Hello? What you thinking of cooking?
Maureen: Um... bit of leg.
Lorraine: Leg of...
Maureen: ...pork.
Lorraine: That should be fine. They get really hot. You’re David’s mum, aren’t you?
Maureen: Yeah. And you are?
Lorraine: Lorraine. “Happy to help.”
& Mrs. Wren: What’s he got? Is it a vibrator?
Mr. Jelly: What do you know about vibrators?!
Mrs. Wren: Mrs. Price has got one. Buzzing away every night. Her daughter brings her the batteries... Double A’s... Bag after bag.
& Debbie: We’ve been on holiday together, look.
Kerry: But these have been sellotaped together!
Debbie: I know. We had a row and I tore it up, apparently.
Kerry: But half of it’s sand and half of it’s snow!
Debbie: I think that’s what the row was about.
& Robert: Get away, Kerry. I think you’ve done enough damage for one day.
Kerry: Robert... I was just telling Debbie...
Robert: What?! That I’m mad? That I killed a woman? That I have special powers?!
Kerry: No, we were just talking about the snow beach.
& Robert: Don’t make me angry, Kerry. You know what I’m capable of. ... Kerry..?
Kerry: It was never you, Robert. It’s always been me.
& Kerry: You love me, Robert. Tell me you love me.
Robert: Never!
Kerry: Tell me you love me!
Debbie: This is actually quite frightening now.
Robert: All right, I love you. Now let her go.
Kerry: You don’t mean it. Say it like you mean it, or this next one goes through her heart.
Debbie: I don’t think he’s that good an actor, Kerry.
Robert: Kerry. I do love you. But I love Debbie more.
& Joy: Right, then. We’re all set. So, here we go.
Nicola: What’s going on?
Joy: Blood transfusion, Nicola. You should know that — you are a nurse. Poor Freddy needs all the blood he can get. And you’re gonna give it to him. Every... last... drop.
Nicola: Joy. Please! You’re killing me. Don’t... Don’t do this.
Joy: Don’t think of it as killing you. Think of is as saving Freddy. Look! He’s already got the color coming back into his cheeks.
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