Psychoville 1x2

Lomax

& Old Man: Nine across is “you”.
    Old Woman: “Small, round vegetable”?!

& Mr. Lomax: How many more toy... commodities do you need?
    Michael Fry: Just the one, Tea Leaf! And you are going to help me find him.

& Mr. Lomax: Can you see him?.. He’s the one. Snappy the Crocodile.

& Theater director Christopher Biggins: So, Debbie, you’ll enter on your usual spot, downstage right.
    Debbie: Didn’t I enter the other side before?
    Biggins: Goodies stage right, baddies stage left.

& Biggins: Right, now, where are my dwarfs? There. Come along, in a line. Hurry up, less of that, here we go, splendid. Let’s get you in height order from smallest to... least small.

& Biggins: Bashful*? Where’s Bashful?
    Robert: It’s Blusher*.
    Biggins: I forgot. We can’t use the Disney names. Isn’t it fucking ridiculous? How can you copyright the word “happy”?

& Biggins: Anyway, Flusher, Blusher, whatever, I want you to suddenly stop and you to bump into him, you to bump into him, you bump into him... and then you all fall down. Right. Let’s see that. Here we go. And... That’s it, nice big smiles! ... Wave to the audience, gorgeous, lovely. Fabulous! You see, as an audience, we are on your side already because we’ve seen you humiliated,.. for want of a better word.

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& Michael Fry: How come no-one else is bidding on it?
    Mr. Lomax: 25 million things for sale on eBay, Tea Leaf. You’ve got to know where to look. You see the listing?
    Michael Fry: “Toy Aligater”?
    Mr. Lomax: Spelt wrong. Probably a kid having a clear out. That’s how I found Humps the Kamell, a K and two Ls.

& Maureen: Come off it, I’m not thick. I know what you’re after.
    Graham: I never laid a finger on her. I went through all this at court. I was... standing behind her... eating an egg salad sandwich, when some of it accidentally splashed into her hair. And no, I can’t explain the DNA report.

& Mr. Lomax: What is it now?
    Michael Fry: £2.79.
    Mr. Lomax: Go £2.80. No, £2.89! Let’s throw caution to the wind.
    Michael Fry: Why don’t you just bid 100 or 1,000 or something, scare the others off?
    Mr. Lomax: Never show your hand until the dying seconds, Tealeaf. Besides, the seller might pull the auction if he thinks it’s worth something.

& Maureen: What’s that one that you like? Piccalilli?
    David: Andrei Chikatilo.
    Maureen: That’s him. What was he, stabbings?

& David: Stop! Mum! He’s getting away!
    Maureen: Get after him! If he goes to the police... Never mind, we’re all right.

& Maureen: Look... He did have Matey. Why to lie!


-- Dict:
Bashful — Застенчивый; робкий; конфузливый
Blusher — Румяна

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