A Perfect Getaway

* Nick: Outstanding!

* Cydney: Well, um... how close is it?
   Nick: It's like everything else in Hawaii, as close as far away gets.


* Cliff: Well... I do believe she's clotheless.
   Gina: Hi there, stranger.
   Cydney: I do believe he is too.


* Cliff: Sometimes it seems like... like nothing exists until we get there, until we put our eyes on it. Like the whole fucking world was manufactured for our wants and needs, you know?
   I mean like if I take, if I just turn my head... You know? For just a minute and... but don't tell me. But does everything just stop? Just shut down? Go into some energy saving hibernation mode. Till I choose to reactivate them by simply...

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* Nick: I had so many ass-puckering experiences in life. I figure, hell, I'll just throw it down on paper, make myself a million bucks.
   Cliff: Yeah, it's not that easy, is it?
   Nick: I liked it all... except the paperwork. You know, actually making pages is... But I got the basics down. Three acts, hero with a journey, red snappers. All that shit.
   Cliff: Red snappers?
   Nick: Yeah! You know, you bring in a character just to fuck the audience. You try to throw them off-track by...
   Cliff: It's a herring... it's a red herring.
   Nick: I'm pretty sure it's "snapper."


* Nick: Probably just a goat. There's lot of them in these valleys.
   Cliff: I haven't seen any goats.
   Nick: I don't expect you would, Cliff. Your situational awareness kinda sucks. That's not a knock. You're a screenwriter, I'm a Jedi. It's just the different paths we chose.


* Cliff: Just so I know whether or not to be offended, define "situational awareness".
   Nick: What's the first thing you do when you step onto to a plane? Maybe have a sip of that fine champagne, huh? You do fly First Class, right?
   Well, when I board a plane... making my way back to the cheap seats, I check every door. I pace off the distance between those exits and my seat. If that plane loses power on take-off I can make egress in the dark, totally blind. If the aisle crowds up, I'm gonna climb over the back of 36D, the guy with that shiny-ass toupee, making over the wing exit. And I know the handle swings down, not up. And I know the door swings in, not out. And I know all that inside of 30 seconds. Before they even pop the cork for you up there... in Hollywood Class.
   See, if you wait until the emergency happens... before you decide what to you do... you're already died.


* Cliff: All right, we'd get back to camp. Come on!
   Nick: Gina could take care of herself.
   Cliff: I was thinking about Cydney.
   Nick: Gina could take care of her, too.
   Cliff: Are you just so fucking with me, Nick?
   Nick: If I was the killer, I wouldn't stay on Oahu. I'd come right here.


* Nick: This is for you.
   Gina: Holy crap! Did you get it from that store in Honolulu?
   Nick: E-Bay.
   Gina: E-Bay... How long have you had it?
   Nick: Year and a half.
   Gina: A year and a half? What were you waiting for, you dumb bastard?
   Nick: The right moment.
   Gina: Baby, you are a man in full.


* Gina: Let's not do a honeymoon.
   Nick: I don't need no honeymoon.



--- Словарик:
Outstanding — выдающийся, знаменитый
puckering — сморщивание
snapper — грубиян
herring — копчёная селёдка; ложный след; нечто сбивающее с толку; неопределённое и сомнительное
knock — (амер. разг.) неприятность; беда; неудача
egress — выход



Народ не ошибается :) : 6.5/10 на Imdb (> 7,000 голосов по состоянию на 26/12/9)...


+ Живенько так. Outstanding! :)

+ Мила наша Йовович :-).