My Name Is Earl 2x06

Made a Lady Think I Was God

Season 2, Episode 6

* Earl: I should probably go see Milly anyway. She's on my list: "Made a lady think I was God."
   Catalina: When I was a child, there was a man who lived in a box by the dump who told me he was God.
   Earl: How old were you when you realized he was just a crazy old homeless guy?
   Catalina: Please don't talk about God that way.


* Celeste: I used to live in a storm drain. Rain washed my doll heads away.
   Earl: That sounds horrible. I once lived in my car for two months.
   Celeste: Did you ever have to move 'cause a pack of stray dogs kicked you out of your house?
   Earl: Let's not make this a contest.

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* Randy: We're going to have so much fun together, Mr. Turtle. Can I call you by your first name?
   Darnell: He doesn't have one.
   Randy: Then I'll give you one: Randy.


* Earl: And like I always say, when you do good things, good things happen.


--- Словарик:
dump — свалка
stray — бездомный


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