House M.D. 4x04

Guardian Angels

Season 4, Episode 4

* Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole: I thought we weren't supposed to trust...
   House: Idiot, from the old french,"idiote," meaning effeminate, mentally deficient moor.


* Cutthroat bitch: Dr. Cuddy, I'm Amber Volakis, one of Dr. House's new fellows.
   Cuddy: Sexual harassment claims go through H.R. Stress-related leaves through worker's comp, and any accusations of criminal activities go directly to the Princeton-Plainsboro police department.
   Cutthroat bitch: Actually, I was wondering if you needed any extra help in the clinic tonight.
   Cuddy: You're not going to score any points with House by kissing my ass.
   Cutthroat bitch: Understood. But I hear Dr. House hates clinic duty. If he were to hear through the grapevine that I was willing to work overtime, take some of it off his hands...
   Cuddy: My advice to you is to do whatever House wants you to do tonight. And then tomorrow night, you can come back and I will give you extra clinic duty.
   Cutthroat bitch: Does everybody around here have trust issues?
   Cuddy: I don't know what House wants you to do,and I don't want to know. But if you really have a problem with it, quit now. It's only gonna get worse.


* House: Big love, have I humiliated you in the last half hour?
   'Big Love' Cole: No.
   House: Check your email.

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* House: Want your job back?
   Cameron: No.
   House: Too bad. You can't have it.


* 'Big Love' Cole: You got any advice for me?
   Chase: Nope.
   'Big Love' Cole: Did you always put up with his crap?
   Chase: Yup.
   'Big Love' Cole: Was it a mistake?
   Chase: It was irrelevant.
   'Big Love' Cole: He fired you.
   Chase: He'll fire you either way... Eventually.
   'Big Love' Cole: Dr. Cameron told me...
   Chase: No, no, no.
   'Big Love' Cole: Why not?
   Chase: 'cause... House is watching. Not a metaphor. Look up.


* Cutthroat bitch: ...it's a fairly common evolutionary development.
   House: You okay with an answer based on evolution?
   'Big Love' Cole: Yeah.
   House: Hypocrite.


* House: As you know, there are seven of you and... only six roses.
   Kutner: Those are peonies... But I'm sure they're part of the rose family.


* House: I would love to keep all of you. But not enough to do anything about it. So according to my arbitrary schedule, one of you has to go.


* Forman: I've rethought some things. I'm prepared to come back on a number of conditions. I want the raise you promised, plus five percent. I want my own office and a personal assistant. It's not unreasonable.
   Cuddy: I will give you... none of those. You can come back at your original salary.
   Forman: What's going on?
   Cuddy: You haven't rethought anything. You've just been blackballed. You're "House light" now. The only administrator that will touch you is the one who hired "house classic." Good news is, she'll pretend she's not doing you a favor.
   Forman: I can start Monday.



--- Словарик:
moor — мавр
grapevine — система сообщения с помощью сигналов; способ тайного сообщения; (ложные) слухи; неподтверждённые сообщения
hypocrite — лицемер, притворщик, ханжа, святоша
arbitrary — (книжн.) деспотичный


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