House M.D. 4x05

Mirror Mirror

Season 4, Episode 5

* Cuddy: Everybody,this is Dr. Foreman. He will {...} be my eyes and ears. You do nothing without his knowledge.
   House: Oh, uh, just in case I need them, will Dr. Foreman be keeping my balls?


* House: Oh, I remember! You don't wanna turn into me, right? You didn't wanna become evil.
   Foreman: Can we stick to the medicine here?
   House: Absolutely. I'm just flattered. In a few short weeks, seems like I've just turned towards the light. I mean... either that or you sold your soul.
   Foreman: Multiple marantic emboli...
   House: Get a raise? 'Cause then you're a whore. Or didn't you? Just then you're a stupid whore.


* House: The goal in life is not to eliminate misery. It's to keep misery to the minimum.
   Dr. Travis Brennan: Oh, that's inspiring. {...}
   House: Someone's gonna be miserable sometime. Accept it. That's how I stay so happy.


* House: War doesn't end till Foreman's gone.
   Cuddy: Foreman's not going anywhere.
   House: And... I know when my vicodin isn't vicodin. Do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills?

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* Cuddy: Hi. I'm the dean of medicine.
   House: I'm the guy who saved your life.
   Cuddy: I can fire him. I can fire him now. I can fire him tomorrow. I don't even need a reason.
   House: She doesn't fire me. She never will fire me. She needs me.
   Cuddy: He's a good doctor. That's all. I respect his expertise,and I...
   House: She's hot for me. Always...
   Patient: Shut up!
   Cuddy: Well, that could have been either of us.
   Patient: You have great yabos.
   Cuddy: Still could have been either of us.
   House: You lose.
   Cuddy: Seriously... I have always got my breast for one of my vest feature.


* House: You actually do wanna stay, don't you?
   Foreman: I think I do.
   House: Everyone of those idiots got some insight about themselves from the pig salesman, but not one of them did anything about it. People don't learn, they don't change. But you did! You're a freak.



--- Словарик:
flatter — приукрашивать; быть польщённым; льстить;
dean — декан (факультета); глава компании; глава (какого-л.) объединения или группы
yabos — "буфера"


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