My Name Is Earl 2x04

Larceny of a Kitty Cat

Season 2, Episode 4

* Randy: Hey, Earl, do you ever worry that you're going to forget how to walk?
   Earl: No, I can't say that I do.
   Randy: 'Cause when we were eating in there, I started to worry that when we got up my legs wouldn't know what to do.
   Earl: They seem to be doing all right.
   Randy: Yeah, for now, but every time I sit down, it's like starting all over again.


* Judy, Cat Lady: Don't you want to take your shoes off and get comfortable?
   Randy: My feet smell.
   Judy: That's what feet are supposed to do, silly. Why do you think God put them so far away from your nose?

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* Judy: You know, what if you got lost and someone needed to find where you...
   Randy: I'm a human. When I get lost, I ask somebody for directions. I do it, like, four times a week.


* Earl: How are you and her going to...?
   Randy: We broke up.
   Earl: Should I get the boom box?
   Randy: No. I don't think I need it. She liked me, Earl. Even when I laughed so hard I ripped one, she laughed so hard she ripped one. She liked me.
   Earl: Good for you, buddy. You know, I bet there's a lot of girls out there that would like the real Randy.
   Randy: All I need is one. One that hates cats. And birds. And pickles, dill pickles. Not the bread and butter kind that Aunt Paula used to make. And Wednesdays. She's got to hate Wednesdays, too.



--- Словарик:
Larceny — кража, воровство
pickles — соленья, маринады, пикули; солёные или маринованные огурцы
dill — укроп


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