My Name Is Earl 2x03

Sticks & Stones

Season 2, Episode 3

* Earl: This burger is delicious.
   William: Thank you. It's Black Angus.
   Randy: I don't think I can eat it now that I know the cow's name.


* Earl: Kevin might have had a horn on his head, but he didn't have a chip on his shoulder.
   Randy: That's pretty cool. Can you take your head on a plane?
   Kevin: Not since 9/11. We're all making sacrifices.


* Randy: Man, that little freak can ringtoss.
   Earl: Randy, don't call him a freak.
   Randy: But he called himself that.
   Earl: Yeah, but that's like black guys calling each other... you know.
   Randy: Brother-man?

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* Without a public defender, the only other lawyer Joy can afford was herself.
   Darnell: How's it going, lawyer lady?
Joy: Cruddy. I need the damn Dummies Guide to the Dummies Guide. I swear it seems like half this legal stuff is written in Latin. Can't even understand the dang cartoons.
   Darnell: Well, this cartoon is easy. Obviously, the camel is suing for intentional tort because the turtle had prior knowledge that the rock would slip and it would cause physical injury, as well as deny him his liberty to cross the stream. Therefore, it leaving the turtle liable.
   Joy: Wrong! It's a llama not a camel, stupid. I can't believe this. I'm gonna have to go kiss that deaf lady's ass.
   Darnell: That's definitely a dromedary camel.


* Gym teacher: Did it ever occur to you that maybe I was making you take your shirt off for your own good?
   Earl: I... please let my ear go.
   Gym teacher: Of course the kids were going to laugh at you, Hickey. You have hairy nipples. But so what? Listen, never let other people keep you from living your life. And never poke a gym teacher in his chest in front of his class, Hickey.



--- Словарик:
tort — гражданское правонарушение, гражданско-правовой деликт
liable — обязанный; ответственный


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