The Big Bang Theory 2x07

The Panty Piñata Polarization

Season 2, Episode 7

* Sheldon: Leonard, she's in my spot.
   Leonard: See, here's the thing. After you leave, I still have to live with him.
   Penny: I don't care. I'm taking a stand. Metaphorically.


* Sheldon: All right, that's it. Strike three.
   Penny: Strike three. I'm banished? What the hell kind of crap is that?
   Leonard: Don't worry. I'll talk to him. Just so I know, would you be open to taking his class?
   Howard: You can do it online!


* Leonard: Can I talk to you for a minute? Here's the thing. I talked to Sheldon, and he feels terrible, and he agrees that he was unreasonable and out of line.
   Penny: Really? That's great.
   Leonard: So just apologize to him, okay?


* Sheldon: Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.
   Penny: Yeah, well, your ken can kiss my Barbie.

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* Penny: Okay, let me guess. A quesadilla with soy cheese for the lactose-intolerant Leonard.
   Leonard: Thank you.
   Penny: Shrimp Caesar salad with no almonds for the highly allergic kosher-only-on-the-high-holidays Howard. And for our suddenly "back on the Hindu wagon" Raj, the meatlover's pizza, no meat. Coming right up.
   Sheldon: Wait. Excuse me. You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger, barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.
   Penny: I didn't tell you? You're banished from the Cheesecake Factory.
   Sheldon: Why?
   Penny: Well, you have three strikes. One: coming in. Two: sitting down. And three: I don't like your attitude.
   Sheldon: You can't do that. Not only is it a violation of California state law, it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy.
   Penny: Yeah, no, there's a new policy: no shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon.


* Penny: I am gonna introduce your friend to a world of hurt.
   Leonard: You don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy is one lab accident away from being a supervillain.
   Penny: I don't care. I was in junior rodeo. I can hogtie and castrate him in 60's.
   Howard: No need to neuter the nerd.


* Leonard: I really didn't want to do this, but... here.
   Penny: What's this?
   Leonard: Sheldon's Kryptonite.
   Penny: Oh, my God.
   Leonard: He can never know that I gave that to you.
   Penny: Look, I said I wanted to hurt him, but... but this?
   Leonard: It'll shorten the war by five years and save millions of lives.



--- Словарик:
hog-tie — связывать вместе ноги (животному)
neuter — кастрировать
ken — (книжн.) круг, предел познаний; (поэт.) кругозор


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