The Hangover

* Sid Garner, fiancee's dad 2 fiance: Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.


* Alan: All right, to a night the four of us will never forget.


* Stu Price: This is so illegal.
   Phil Wenneck: Can't you see the fun part in anything?
   Stu Price: Yeah, we're stuck in traffic in a stolen police car with a missing child in the back seat. Which part of this is fun?
   Alan: I think the cop-car part's pretty cool.

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* Phil: Best Little Chapel, do you know where that is?
   A doctor: I do. It's at the corner of Get A Map and Fuck Off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide. Figure it out yourself, okay? You're big boys.


* Phil: Let's just calm down.
   Stu: You fucking calm down! He drugged us. I lost a tooth. I married a whore.
   Alan: How dare you! She's a nice lady.
   Stu: You are such a fucking moron.
   Alan: Your language is offensive.
   Stu: Fuck you!
   Phil: All right, let's just take a deep breath, okay? Seriously, this is a good thing. At least it's not some stranger who drugged us for God knows what reason.
   Stu: Yeah, you're right, Phil, it's totally a good thing. We're so much better off now.


* Stu: Alan, shall we dance? Let's do this.
   Alan 2 Melissa, Stu's ex-girlfriend: It was a real pleasure meeting you.
   Melissa: Fuck off.
   Alan: I'm getting my bartender's license.
   Melissa: Suck my dick.
   Alan: No, thank you.



Заслуженная 8/10 на Imdb (> 80,000 голосов по состоянию на 23/11/9).
+ Туча цитат там же.

++ Смешно. Местами — даже очень.