The Big Bang Theory 2x12

The Killer Robot Instability

Season 2, Episode 12

* Sheldon: This is an auspicious moment. Like Robert Oppenheimer or Neil Armstrong, we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event.
   Raj: How about "Die, toaster, die"?


* Leonard: Barry, we can't fight you tomorrow. Our engineer is incapacitated.
   Barry: What's wrong with him?
   Raj: He's depressed because he's pathetic and creepy and can't get girls.
   Barry: We're all pathetic and cweepy and can't get girls. That's why we fight wobots.


* Leonard: Sheldon, we have to call it off.
   Sheldon: We don't have that option. We've accepted the challenge. We can't run away from a fight.
   Leonard: Oh, please, we've spent our whole lives running away from fights. Personally, I can squeeze through a hole in a fence half my size.

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* Sheldon: Have faith, gentlemen. We don't need Wolowitz. Engineering is merely the slow younger brother of physics. Watch and learn. Do either of you know how to open the toolbox?


* Leonard: Well, so much for making up for the emotional wounds of childhood.
   Sheldon: I did this. MONTE was killed by my hubris and my pride. No matter what anybody says, this is my fault.
   Raj: No one's arguing with you, dude.


* Leonard: What happened to you?
   Penny: He slipped and fell.
   Wolowitz: Yes, I slipped and fell. In the bathroom. Bounced right off the tub.
   Penny: Yes, now he knows what bathtubs are capable of doing when you don't treat them with respect.
   Wolowitz: They sucker punch you when your eyes are closed.


* Wolowitz: Well, don't get the wrong idea. The way I see it, I'm halfway to pity sex.



--- Словарик:
auspicious — благоприятный
incapacitated — выводить из строя, лишать боеспособности
hubris — гордость, высокомерие
sucker — обмануть, обвести вокруг пальца


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