The Big Bang Theory 2x04

The Griffin Equivalency

Season 2, Episode 4

* Penny: Baby wipe? Why do you have...
   Leonard: No, don't ask! No, don't, don't!
   Sheldon: I'll tell you why.
   I had to sanitize my hands because the university replaced the paper towels in the rest rooms with hot air blowers.
   Penny: I thought the blowers were more sanitary.
   Leonard: Really, don't!..
   Penny: Why?
   Sheldon: Hot air blowers are incubators and spewers of bacteria and pestilence. Frankly, it'd be more hygienic if they just had a plague-infested gibbon sneeze my hands dry.


* Dr. Gablehauser: Let me ask you something.
   Leonard (after short intensive discussion with friends): Science?
   Gablehauser: Money!
   Howard: Told you.

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* Leonard: We're going to apologize to Raj.
   Sheldon: Apologize for what?
   Leonard: He came over last night with some pretty good news. And we weren't very supportive.
   Sheldon: I sense you're trying to tell me something.
   Howard: You were a colossal asshat.
   Sheldon: No, I beg to differ. Of the three of us, I was by far the most supportive.
   Leonard: Really? Do tell.
   Sheldon: How will Raj ever reach true greatness if his friends lower the bar for him?
   When I was 11, my sister bought our father a "world's greatest dad" coffee mug. And, frankly, the man coasted until the day he died.
   Leonard: Okay, let's try it this way. What if this "People" magazine thing is the best Raj is ever going to achieve?
   Sheldon: I had not considered that.


* Raj: Welcome to the Raj Mahal.
   Penny: It's very nice. Good night, Raj.
   Raj: No, no, wait. The evening's not over.
   Penny: Yes, it is.
   Raj: No, it's time to put on some R. Kelly and suck face.



--- Словарик:
pestilence — чума
coasted — бежать по инерции; (амер. разг.) делать без особого усилия


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