My Name Is Earl 2x02

Jump for Joy

Season 2, Episode 2

* Earl: I don't know, Randy. It's kind of a hard thing to ask a friend. "Hey, Catalina, you feel like workin' for a crazy man... and shakin' your half-naked body for a bunch of sweaty drunks... to help a woman you can't stand get out of jail?"
   Randy: I'm sorry, Earl. After you said "Catalina half naked," I didn't hear any... thing.
   Earl: Sorry. I said "Catalina half naked," and I forgot what...
   Randy: I remember. You said somethin' about Catalina bein' half naked, and I... I lost it again.
   Earl: Sometimes Randy gets trapped in his own brain loop. It also happens when he watches Back to the Future.


* Catalina: I will not jump for Joy!

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* Catalina's just gotta dance again. I've already imagined it, and it's great. I'd show it to you, except it's inside my head.


* Randy: Catalina's jumpin', Earl. It's just like it was in my head, only now I can show it to you.


* Earl: Hey. So what made you change your mind about Joy?
   Catalina: Oh, I would never change my mind about Joy. She's a buttbag.
   Earl: A what?
   Catalina: A buttbag. It's a bag of butts.


* Earl: Joy's "gyno-cologi-calist" said I had an anxiety attack.


* Catalina: Always remember this: when I jump, I jump for Earl. I would never jump for Joy.


--- Словарик:
butts — (диал., амер. разг.) buttock
buttock — (обыкн. pl) ягодицы, зад
anxiety — тревога, беспокойство, боязнь; страх


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