Mortal Kombat (2021)

Cole Young: Who am I fighting?
Referee: Fighting? No, no, Cole. Fighting requires both attacking and defending, not just throwing punches. You should try it sometime.

Sub-Zero: I am no longer Bi-Han. I am Sub-Zero.

Sonya Blade: So how close are we?
Kano: Twenty-seven, twenty-eight K's.
Sonya Blade: What?
Kano: Maybe thirty to be safe. Straight up, thirty-two, eh?.. We say thirty-five there'll be no surprises.

Liu Kang: My lord, I've gathered the remaining champions of Earth...
Lord Raiden: This is what I have to work with?.. You are in no physical or mental shape to fight... You don't even have a marking.
Kano: All right, hang on. What about me, Gandalf, where's my fortune cookie jar...
Lord Raiden: Powerless, arrogant.

Jax: I'm useless. Why even bring me here? I can't help.
Sonya Blade: My first day of training... We had to run 20 miles. Thought I was gonna die. I wanted to quit, but all I ever wanted was to be accepted by you... as an elite fighter. You remember what you told me? How do we keep going? You proved to yourself that you can do this or... regret it for the rest of your life.

Liu Kang: Let me ask you this. Why would you jeopardize the goodwill of the only chance of your survival?
Kano: Princess, why don't you try being one of them silent monks?

Shang Tsung: No matter how many of my people you put in the ground, there will always be another to take their place.

Shang Tsung: Today you have killed my warriors and you think you have won. But death is only another portal. Next time I see you, I will not bring fighters. I will bring armies.

Lord Raiden: Today we are victorious. But there are other enemies to fight. We cannot let our guard down... I'll assemble a new list of champions. You must find them.

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Σ pita4og: «.... глупо, громко, одноразово. А ведь еще придется вторую часть смотреть!»

Σ nostradamvs: «Очень даже ничего. Одноразово, без претензий, динамичненько. Они правильно сделали, что фактически не стали показывать турнир как таковой и все бои происходят в частном порядке — в таком виде не пришлось унижаться и искать логику в тупой изначально идее игры, объясняя, почему вообще судьба миров вершится путём идиотского сражения между знатоками китайских единоборств и четырёхрукими принцами. В остальном поставлено красиво, а больше ничего от "Мортал Комбата" мы и не ждём. 6/10.»

The One with Ross's Sandwich

Friends 5×9

Monica: ... It's just a sandwich.
Ross: Just a sandwich? I am 30 years old, okay? I'll be divorced twice and I got evicted. That sandwich was the only good thing in my life! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!

Joey: I'm Joey. I'm disgusting.

Joey: I'm Joey. I mean, I'm disgusting. I make low-budget adult films.

Phoebe: Wait! Everybody calm down, okay? Let's give our friend a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!

Chandler: I think I can explain this.
Joey: Thank you.
Chandler: Joey's a sex addict.
Joey: What? No, I'm not!
Monica: It's okay! It's good! It's a disease.

Joey: I am not a sex addict!
Chandler: Yes, you are!
Monica: That's the only way to explain all this stuff!
Joey: No, it isn't. It's not. Because you could also explain it with the truth!
Phoebe: What is the truth?
Rachel: What's up?
Ross: What's going on?
Joey: I slept with Monica... Well, let's see what everybody thinks of that.

Monica: I'm Monica. I'm disgusting.

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Le Bureau des Légendes #5.5

Nadia: Do you like it there?
Malotru: I don't know. I don't ask myself that anymore. Once, I thought I knew what I liked. It didn't work out.

Karlov: How did it go?
Malotru: Why do you want to know?
Karlov: Just curious. What happens when you see the woman who drove you to treason three times and landed you twice in captivity?

Nadia: Who is this guy?
Malotru: My boss.
Nadia: Your boss is an art collector?
Malotru: No, but he knows collectors. He knows lots of people.
Nadia: Who is he, Putin?
Malotru: Almost.

Karlov: To Franco-Russian friendship.
Malotru: To Franco-Russian friendship.

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The One with All the Thanksgivings

Friends 5×8

Rachel: Monica, that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever. It was so good. I think you killed us.
Ross: I couldn't possibly eat another bite.
Joey: I need something sweet.

Rachel: We should play that game where everyone says one thing they're thankful for.
Joey: Oh, I... I am thankful for this beautiful fall we've been having. ... Yeah, the other day, I was at the bus stop... and this lovely fall breeze came in out of nowhere... and blew this chick's skirt right up. Oh, which reminds me, I'm also thankful for thongs. ... It's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. It's amazing how much they can do with so little material. And the way they play with your mind. I mean, is it there? Is it not there?
Chandler: Are you aware that you're still talking?
Phoebe: Is anyone thankful for anything else besides a thong?

Monica: Get that off now.
Joey: I can't. It's stuck.
Monica: Well, I don't care. That turkey has to feed 20 people. They're not going to eat it off your head.
Phoebe: Hold on, okay? Let's just all think...
Monica: Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right. You pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. Joey, now is not the time.

Chandler: You're so great. I love you.

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Home

The Handmaid's Tale 4×7

June: My name is June Osborn. I am a citizen of the United States, and I seek asylum in the country of Canada.

Luke: Did I doze off?
June: Mmm. It's the next day. You slept for 17 hours straight.

Mark Tuello: What motivated you to risk your life, everything, to do such a thing?
June: It was the only thing I could do.
Mark Tuello: What do you mean?
June: I made a promise that they would hurt. The way we hurt.
Mark Tuello: Who?
June: The kidnappers. The Serenas. I thought about what she would deserve. What they deserved. They take everything from you. You know? They really do.

Waterford: I want to be a good father to my son. And a good husband to you, if you'll let me.
Serena: It's too late for that, Fred.
Waterford: Our pregnancy is proof that it's not.
Serena: My pregnancy.
Waterford: This pregnancy belongs to me just as much as Offred's belonged to you.

June: What happened to potato chips in the last seven years?
Luke: Oh, they made them healthy. I know, it's a travesty.

June: No, I did. That was my fault.
Moira: No, see that? Don't bring that Aunt Lydia shit in here. This is a Lydia-free zone, okay? She can't get us here. None of 'em can.

June: Do you guys ever wonder if you deserve this? If you deserve to be here?

Serena: I believe that the Lord brought you here so that I could make amends.
June: I brought myself here, so that I could tell you how much I hate you. You don't deserve to make amends to anyone. The only thing that you deserve is a life full of suffering and shame!

June: You have destroyed... my life, my family, my friends, my country, and my child. There is no one less worthy of redemption than you.

June: She's pathological. She's a sociopath. She's toxic. And abusive. She's a monster. And, by the way, a consummate actress.
Mark Tuello: What do you think drives her?
June: Hatred. And rage. And underneath all of that, there's nothing but pure misery. And she'll do anything not to feel that way. Anything to feel okay. Even just for a second. She'll do anything to get what she wants. Lie to you. Hurt you. Rape you. So, if you feel yourself getting sucked in by her... run. Run for your life.

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Once a Langmore...

Ozark 2×3

Cade Langmore: Patricide was my crime. I learned that word in the prison library. But what the fuck is the word for a girl killing her uncles?

Jacob Snell: The thing is, Martin... anyone who's your enemy is now our enemy.

Jacob Snell: Your boy's first kill.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Hmm.
Jacob Snell: We believe in blood.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Oh, no, no. We don't need the blood. Thank you.
Jacob Snell: It'd be disrespectful to the deer.

Cade Langmore: You wanna lie to me, girl, fine, I get it. But you're lying to yourself, and you're filling Wyatt's head with lies, too. College... ... You're a Langmore, baby girl. You carry the weight of that name. I know it. The rest of the world knows it. Seems like the only one who doesn't understand is you.

Jacob Snell: Can you believe he spent $10,000 on that toy hotel and paddle boat? The man thinks he can wow people into acquiescence.
Darlene Snell: So did Hitler.
Jacob Snell: He held on to his power 'cause no one stood up.
Darlene Snell: People ain't afraid of autocrats. People are afraid of being different from their neighbors.
Jacob Snell: I think we are actually preserving democracy in the fine state of Missouri.

Cade Langmore: You believe in the Langmore curse? Walking the same fucking path you always walked, 'cause nothing's gonna change anyway.

Ruth Langmore: You want the keys or not? Your fucking choice.

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Le Bureau des Légendes #5.4

Mille Sabord: You're undercover? What's your code name?
Marina: I can't tell you.
Mille Sabord: Paul Lefebvre was called "Pain in the Ass", right?
Marina: "Pain in the Ass"? Where'd you get that?
Mille Sabord: I can't tell you.

Sisteron: We're not a family, Marina. We're an intelligence...

La Mule: ..............
Mille Sabord: I like chatting with you. It's relaxing.
La Mule: Thanks.
Mille Sabord: Want to be my driver? We'd make a good team.
La Mule: The only Black people there are Mauritanian slaves or American Marines.
Mille Sabord: Aren't you itching to work in the field?
La Mule: I am in the field.

Mille Sabord: I'm curious to know if it's was ugly or not.
JJA: "Ugly"? What exactly does that mean? It's hard to define. An illegitimate action? An immoral one? An action driven by personal gain? You think there's room for personal gain in our decision-making process? If so, it would be destructive. Absolutely. It's been known to happen, but it's a rare occurrence. It's always discovered in time and sanctioned, often severely. You're not cleared to know, Andréa. That won't change. You may have questions. That's legitimate and human. But if you do, I can't send you back... I'll give you the definition of "ugly". Letting an agent return to the field when he's not operational. That's an ugly thing to do. Stop trying to find out. Stop, or don't leave.

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The One Where Ross Moves In

Friends 5×7

Ross: Emily's cousin kicked me out. ... When you sublet from your wife's cousin... then you divorce, sometimes the cousin wants his apartment back.
Chandler: Didn't you sign a lease?
Ross: Who needs a lease when it's "family"?

Ross: Thanks, I really appreciate this. I'm going to get packing again. I've been moving around so much that I feel like a nomad.... What?
Chandler: He thought you said gonad.

Joey: You're fake laughing too, right?
Chandler: The tears are real.

Chandler: We are bad people.

Ross: So I'm a pimp, huh?.. It's okay. Sometimes I can be a pain in the ass. But just talk to me. Tell me if something bothers you. And I'll do everything I can to keep my annoying habits just...

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Wind River (2017)

Cory Lambert: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's your BB gun pointed at right now? ... Hey. What's the rule, bud? Okay? Gun's always loaded, even if it ain't. Right?

Cory Lambert: Mama's teaching her kids how to hunt. She's teaching them on livestock. Mama just got her whole family killed.

Jane Banner: How well do you know this land?
Cory Lambert: Like it's my job. 'Cause it is.

Jane Banner: Sorry, what is it... what is it that you do again?
Cory Lambert: I'm a hunter.
Jane Banner: You're a lion hunter?
Cory Lambert: I hunt predators.
Jane Banner: Good. So why don't you come hunt one for me, then?
Cory Lambert: Okay.

Cory Lambert: I'd like to tell you it gets easier. It doesn't. If there's any... comfort, it's... getting used to the pain, I suppose.

Cory Lambert: Went to a grief seminar in Casper... I don't know why. Just wanted the bad to go away. Wanted answers... to questions that couldn't be answered.
     The counselor come up to me after the seminar and sat down next to me. And he said something that stuck with me. I don't know if it's what he said, or it's how he said it. He says, "I got some good news, and I got some bad news. Bad news is you're never gonna be the same. You're never gonna be whole, not ever again. Your lost your daughter. Nothing's ever going to replace that. Now the good news is, as soon as you accept that, and you let yourself suffer... you allow yourself to visit her in your mind, and you'll remember all the love she gave, all the joy she knew."
     Point is, Martin, you can't steer from the pain. If you do, you'll rob yourself... You'll rob yourself of every memory of her. Every last one. From her first step to her last smile. Kill 'em all.
     Just take the pain, Martin. You hear me? You take it. It's the only way you'll keep her with you.

Martin: You're driving this Fed around so she don't get lost? Is that it?
Cory Lambert: That's what they asked me to do. It's not what I'm doing.
Martin: Then what are you doing?
Cory Lambert: I'm a hunter, Martin. What do you think I'm doing?

Cory Lambert: Look, I know you're looking for clues, but you're missing all the signs. Come here. Let me show you...

Chip: You think this is who I wanted to be? Man... I get so mad, I want to fight the whole world. You got any idea what that feels like?
Cory Lambert: I do. But I decided to fight the feeling instead. 'Cause I figured the world would win.

Cory Lambert: You don't catch wolves looking where they might be, you look where they've been. They been right here.

Cory Lambert: You, uh, want something to drink?
Jane Banner: Sure.
Cory Lambert: Got, uh... milk and coffee and well water.

Cory Lambert: Really, I tell you, you know, you may have kids one day. You cannot blink. Not once, not ever.

Jane Banner: We should both be honest. I just... I got lucky.
Cory Lambert: Well, you know, luck don't live out here. Luck lives in the city. Don't live out here. You know, that's whether you get, you know, hit by a bus or not. Whether your... bank is robbed or not, or whether someone's... on their damn cell phone when they come up to a crosswalk... that's luck. That's winning or losing. Out here, you survive or you surrender. Period. That's determined by your strength and by your spirit. Wolves don't kill unlucky deer. They kill the weak ones. You fought for your life, Jane. Now you get to walk away with it.

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Σ nostradamvs: «Хороший тяжёлый фильм, превращающийся из детектива (нашли в снегах умершую от холода девушку, которую до того многократно насиловали) в историю о том, что есть ситуации, когда правосудие достигается только винтовкой. Хорошо прорисованные персонажи, молодая и неопытная агентша ФБР и очень серьёзный Джереми Реннер, который просто берёт и убивает, потому что незачем языком трепать, и при этом выглядит мудрее всех, кто говорит вместо того, чтобы стрелять. О справедливости. Всё правильно. К слову, режиссёр фильма Тэйлор Шеридан написал сценарий «Сикарио» (стиль чувствуется). 8/10.»

The One with the Yeti

Friends 5×6

Joey: Look, just because I know about you two doesn't mean I like looking at it.

Chandler: Aren't you supposed to be at an audition for another hour?
Joey: Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman! And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.

Joey: Okay, look, if I have to pretend I don't know about you two... then you two are gonna have to pretend there's nothing to know about.

Phoebe: Why would my mother send me a fur? Doesn't she know me but at all? Plus, I have a perfectly fine coat that no innocent animals suffered to make.
Chandler: Yeah, just some 9-year-old Filipino kids who worked their fingers bloody... for 12 cents an hour-- That didn't happen, I made that up!

Rachel: Hi. Ahem, sorry to bother you... but I don't think that we can accept your acceptance of our apology. It just doesn't really seem like you mean it.

Chandler: Pheebs, what are you doing with the coat? How about the whole animal rights thing?
Phoebe: Well, ahem, I've been reading up, and for your information... minks are not very nice. Okay, I admit it. I love this coat, okay? It's the best thing I've ever had wrapped around me, including Phil Huntley.

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Le Bureau des Légendes #5.3

Marie-Jeanne: Are you scanning me?
Sisteron: Was it you?
Marie-Jeanne: It's not me. They did something ugly. That doesn't mean I'd do the same to them.
Sisteron: You're either sincere or very good.
Marie-Jeanne: I'm very good.

César: So, we had no reason to come after him?
Laurent: If you could see the fallout in Paris, you'd know this wasn't in our interest.
César: Why, because it leaked to the press?
Laurent: It leaked because it's not true. If it were true, no one would ever have found out.

Laurent: Sylvain... We don't kill our own agents. Only in the highly exceptional event of operational necessity.

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Inside No. 9 6×2

Simon Smethurst: ... And we finally get a proper ending for the whole Dante/Carter relationship.
Spencer McGuire: What relationship? They don't have a relationship!
Simon Smethurst: Oh, that's not fair. You were baiting us in that direction since the Pantheon episode.
Spencer McGuire: No, I wasn't!
Simon Smethurst: The scene in the desert where he's sucking his arm.
Spencer McGuire: That was to get the snake venom out! It's one of the seven trials!
Simon Smethurst: Well, anyway, they finally get together, and it's really satisfying.
Spencer McGuire: They're two heterosexual men. Besides which, Carter died in the series six finale.
Simon Smethurst: Yeah, and that was another mistake.

Simon Smethurst: I'm on your side, remember?

Loretta Lamb: Sorry about the awards last night. It's all meaningless, as you know. Except when one of my clients wins, in which case, it's absolutely the right decision.

Loretta Lamb: Well, I'm so pleased you've changed your mind, Spencer. I didn't want to say anything at the time, but the original script was hated by pretty much everyone.
Spencer McGuire: Everyone?
Loretta Lamb: The actors hated it, the execs hated it. Even the caterers hated it, and half of them can't even read.

Loretta Lamb: Oh, and one last thing. Did you have a short quote to give me for the press release? One line will do.
Spencer McGuire: Just say, "I did it... I did it for the fans."

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The Precious Blood of Jesus

Ozark 2×2

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: It's so hard doing business when you can't trust anyone.

Wendy Byrde: You bought a boat?
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: It's a paddle wheeler. It's cheaper and faster than building an actual casino.
Wendy Byrde: The casino's gonna be on a boat...
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: It's gotta be on the river.
Jonah Byrde: Slots.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: What's that?
Jonah Byrde: 88% of casino revenue is slots. It's kind of boring, but it's where the money is.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Okay, good to know. Thank you.

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Look, um, you have a product. You have no means of distribution. They have demand, but no product. That's... That's market equilibrium. Yin yang. Ebony and ivory. Tell me what the fucking problem is.
Darlene Snell: Trust.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Trust?
Jacob Snell: Trust.

Wendy Byrde: I'm not comfortable with that.
Charles Wilkes: It's a dirty business. But if you really believe in what you're doing, sometimes the ends justify the means. Just depends how important it is to you.

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Sir, I have a special expertise in finding... creative approaches to moving money. And this avoids taxes. This avoids interest from, you know, shall we say, other parties. And I think that you might be willing to...

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Listen, you understand that you might say the wrong thing when you're high.
Charlotte Byrde: I know. I'm sorry. I'll be careful. I promise.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: I can't believe I used to carry you like a football.

Wendy Byrde: Hi. How'd it go in Kansas City?
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Well, we worked it out. Or Buddy did. But we had to cut a deal with the mob.
Wendy Byrde: Of course we did.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Mm-hmm.
Wendy Byrde: God, I feel like I need to take a shower after tonight.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Well, we're doing what we need to do.
Wendy Byrde: I know.

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Mother

Fear the Walking Dead 6×14

Teddy: Don't be afraid, George. Don't be afraid. Remember, The End is The Beginning. You're about to be given a new life.

Teddy: It's not bullshit, Hayes. It's revelation.

Teddy: You have been here before. You have lived this moment before. We don't want to believe that, do we? We don't want to accept the circularity. But believe me when I tell you, my friends, we are in a loop. You have been here before. You have lived this moment before. .....

Alicia: You expect me to believe this is just all a coincidence?
Teddy: There are no coincidences. The universe sends us signs, and it's up to us to interpret them.

Teddy: People... yeah, you don't frighten people. I mean, they're frightened by what you're saying 'cause they know it's the truth. And you're right. It is the way of things now.

Alicia: You know, you're wrong. You don't have to destroy everything to make it better. Just people like him.

Teddy: You're the one to finish what I started.
Alicia: I'm not finishing anything.
Teddy: The beginning is the end. I'm the ending, so I can't be the beginning, but you can.
Alicia: What the hell makes you think that?
Teddy: Because you can do what needs to be done without losing sight of the one thing that's gonna be in short supply once this is all over.
Alicia: What's that?
Teddy: Hope.

Teddy: Good luck, Alicia.
Alicia: You lock me in here, I'm not gonna make the world the way you want it to be!
Teddy: I know. That's what I'm counting on.

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The Father (2020)

Anthony: You in Paris? You're not gonna do that, are you? Wake up. They don't even speak English.

Anne: You found it, then?
Anthony: What?
Anne: Your watch.
Anthony: Oh, yes.
Anne: So you realize Angela had nothing to do with it?
Anthony: Only because I hid it, luckily, just in time. Otherwise I'd be sitting here talking to you with no means of knowing what time it was.

Anthony: It's five o'clock, if you're interested. Myself, I am interested. Pardon me for breathing.

Anthony: All this nonsense is driving me crazy.
Anne: What's the matter, dad?
Anthony: There's something funny going on. Believe me, there is something funny going on.

Anthony: See, I've been trying to convince her for months that I can manage very well on my own. But... she refuses to listen. I don't need any help from anyone. And I'm not going to leave my flat. All I want is for everyone to fuck off. Having said that... It's been a great pleasure. Au revoir. Toodle-oo.

Anthony: Anne, who's this?
Laura: Hello, Anthony.
Anthony: But, Anne, it's not her.

Anthony: Um, sorry to ask this, but... I mean, you, who...? Who are you exactly?
Catherine: I'm Catherine.
Anthony: Catherine. That's right. Ah. Yes, yes, yes. Catherine. And he's Bill.
Catherine: Yes.
Anthony: Um... What about me? Um, who... Exactly am I?
Catherine: You? You're Anthony.
Anthony: Anthony?
Catherine: Yes.
Anthony: Anthony. It's a nice name. "Anthony," don't you think?
Catherine: It's a very nice name.
Anthony: My mother gave it to me, I imagine. Do you know her?
Catherine: Who?
Anthony: My mother. She...
Catherine: No.
Anthony: Oh. She had... she... She had such big eyes. I can see her face now. She was... I hope she'll, uh... Come and see me sometime. Do you think? Mommy...

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Le Bureau des Légendes #5.2

Sylvain: No explanation? You're leaving me in the dark?

Karlov: I'm speaking Russian because from now on, it's your native language. And Russia is your new motherland.

Sylvain: That's the optimistic theory.
Sisteron: I'm an eternal optimist.
Sylvain: You used to be the king of worst-case scenarios. Not anymore?
Sisteron: Not since JJA came on the scene.

Emmanuelle: Type #DGSE on Twitter. It's enlightening. Now they're killing each other... They support the Donbass fascists... They get the CIA to do their dirty work. Russian trolls?
JJA: We have homegrown idiots. Who needs Russian trolls?

Liz Bernstein: The good thing about dating someone from the office is that you can go to work together. Make the pleasure last longer.

Sisteron: Am I on the list?
Sylvain: Do you have ties to Russia?
Sisteron: My ex-wife and I had a Russian neighbor... A psychologist. We were friends.
Sylvain: Then you're on it.

Karlov: Relax. Take a breather. You call me when you're ready.
Malotru: Ready for what?
Karlov: Revenge.

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Vows

The Handmaid's Tale 4×6

Moira: Do you really think this is a good idea?
June: Which part?
Moira: All of them. All the parts.
June: Wait, so you think marrying Luke is a bad idea?
Moira: Look, I just, um, think it would be a lot easier to end an engagement than a marriage.

June: No, I'm curious. Tell me exactly why you think I shouldn't marry a kind, smart, loving man who has a good job and nice shoulders.
Moira: Because he cheats on his wives and he leaves them when they can't reproduce.
June: Oh! Wife. One prior wife. And I'm not Annie.
Moira: Not yet.

Moira: I mean, we can't just turn someone in to certain death. This is supposed to be a humanitarian mission.
Oona: Humanitarian missions are about people. Not one person.

Moira: You made it. We're goin' to Canada.

Luke: You're not gonna disappoint me.
June: Well, I mean, you don't know that... Everyone has a line, you know, something that's unforgivable. What if I'm not who you think I am?
Luke: Then I'll just love whoever you turn out to be.

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The One with the Kips

Friends 5×5

Phoebe: So when Emily comes, you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?
Ross: I'm focusing on the "I get to see my wife" part, all right... and not on the part that makes me do this, huh?

Phoebe: Can you hear anything?
Chandler: Oh, yeah, somebody just said, "Can you hear anything?"

Monica: Hey, Joey's ass. What are you doing?

Joey: You want my advice?
Ross: Yes. Please.
Joey: You're not gonna like it.
Ross: That's okay.
Joey: You got married too fast.
Ross: That's not advice.
Joey: I told you.

Joey: All right, uh, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time, all right? And whatever you say, I'll believe you. Were you or were you not... on a gay cruise?

Ross: Well, what would you do, Rach? If you were me, what would you do?
Rachel: Well... for starters, I would have said the right name at my wedding.

Monica: Chandler, that's crazy. Ha, ha. If you give up every time you have a fight with someone... you'd never be with anyone longer than... Oh.

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Le Bureau des Légendes #5.1

Sisteron: Shit.
Mony: Your wife?
Sisteron: No, work... You said you were a state employee. I lied. I'm a surgeon. I operate on children. I save their lives. Tiny babies. Every day. I'm a hero, but I'm modest. I don't talk about it.
Emmanuelle: What's going on? During a crisis, you usually come home late. You're leaving early this time.
JJA: This isn't a usual crisis. This time, you'll hear about it...

Marina: That's the official version?
Sisteron: It's the truth.
Marina: That's what you'll tell everyone?
Sisteron: Those with "need to know" status.
Marina: It's bullshit.

Mille Sabord: "Pain in the Ass" is Paul Lefebvre, right?
JJA: Yes.
Mille Sabord: Is he really dead?
JJA: Yes.
Mille Sabord: Who was he, really?
JJA: You don't need to know.

Michel: Sorting good guys from bad?
JJA: You know everyone is a bad guy in my eyes.

Liz Bernstein: Don't date someone outside of the Bureau. It never works out.
Sisteron: You've never tried?
Liz Bernstein: I have. And guess what? I'm still single.

Marie-Jeanne: This may sound like a cliché...
JJA: Go on...
Marie-Jeanne: You'll have his death on your conscience.

JJA: There's better way to benefit from this situation...

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Sexy Beast

Resident Alien 1×6

Sheriff Mike Thompson: We got the results back from Sam's toxicology. He was poisoned, all right. ... Botulinum toxin. I came here to find out what the doctor knows about it.
Harry Vanderspeigle: Mm, okay, that's simple. Botulinum toxin is a poison. People who get botulinum toxin die from "botsalinen tonchin" poisoning.

Harry Vanderspeigle: Now I understand "douchebag."

Asta Twelvetrees: Hey, are you leaving without saying goodbye?
Harry Vanderspeigle: I would've said good-bye, but I didn't want to... I didn't want to.

Kate Hawthorne: He may be a little bit of a stoner, but do you really think he's running some kind of drug ring?
Sheriff Mike Thompson: Everybody's innocent until proven guilty unless they guilty.

Sheriff Mike Thompson: All right, so check it. Here's the plan. We're going old school, all right?A little good cop, bad cop.
Deputy Liv Baker: I like that plan. We're a team like the Dynamic Duo.
Sheriff Mike Thompson: Exactly, and I'll be good cop and bad cop while you wait out here and guard the perimeter.

Sheriff Mike Thompson: Just try to think of this like we're just two friends talking, okay?.. Yeah, I'd be smirking too. Except there is one small problem... I ain't your friend! You understand me? I'll come across this desk and smack your ass back to birth, you bitch-ass, shit-nugget junkie!

Sheriff Mike Thompson: You'd be like a big 'ole ham wrapped in pineapple sitting smack dab in the middle of a ham and pineapple lovers' convention.

Sheriff Mike Thompson: You know if I beat you with a phone book, it don't leave no bruises, right? I don't even know if it's true, and I don't have a phone book.

Harry Vanderspeigle: I beat my wife.
Dr. Ethan Stone: What?
Isabelle: At arm wrestling!

Harry Vanderspeigle: Good night, my sweet hairless monkey.

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Jerry 2.0

This Is Us 5×15

Kate: Madison, is this too weird? ...
Madison: No, it's fine. Honestly, I decided the best revenge against a guy that ghosted me is painting him naked days before I marry one of People's Most Beautiful.

Nicky: You must relate to this movie like crazy. It's practically the story of your life.
Kevin: What are you...? What's that...? What do you mean?
Nicky: Well, you know, I mean, guy falls for the kid, or in your case, the idea of kids, more than he falls for the actual girl, you know? But he sticks by her just because he's trying to do the right thing. You even look like him. I mean, you sound like him, you act like him. It's...
Kevin: Like who?!
Nicky: Jerry Maguire! You're like Jerry Maguire 2.0.

Miguel: I've always liked Renée Zellweger. When I first saw her, I said, "You know, that's-that's a woman that's going places. She's extremely talented, uh, she has a-a beautiful mouth."
Randall: Miguel, that is an extremely weird thing to say, man.

Kevin: How does anyone ever really know who they're supposed to marry?

Miguel: I remember thinking a lot about that expression "written in the stars." I'd always loved that expression. The idea that the universe had big plans for two strangers before they've even crossed paths. I remember thinking that's how it was for your mom and dad. Written in the stars.
     I knew it wasn't like that for me and her. It was... strange, the way we came together. I knew that. And I was filled with doubt on our wedding day. For many days after. But then... the years went by. And I realized: it's okay. That, yes, there are some love stories that are written in the stars. There are other love stories... They're written together. Two people the universe had no plans for writing their story in the stars together. That's pretty fantastic, too. Isn't it?

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The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS

Friends 5×4

Rachel: Ah! Oh, my God! Monica! Oh, my God!
Monica: I'm sorry! I was... I was taking a nap.
Rachel: Since when do you take naps in that position?

Joey: I'm sorry, Pheebs. I just wanted to do a good deed, like you did with the babies.
Phoebe: This isn't a good deed. You just want to get on TV. This is totally selfish.
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What about you having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish!
Phoebe: What are you talking about?
Joey: It was a nice thing, but it made you feel good, right?
Phoebe: Yeah, so?
Joey: It made you feel good so that makes it selfish.

Joey: Look, there's no unselfish good deeds. Sorry.
Phoebe: Yes, there are totally good deeds that are selfless!
Joey: May I ask for one example?
Phoebe: Yeah, it's... You know, there's... No, you may not!
Joey: That's because all people are selfish.
Phoebe: Are you calling me selfish?
Joey: Are you calling you people? Sorry to burst that bubble, Pheebs, but selfless good deeds don't exist. Okay? And you know the deal on Santa Claus, right?...

Phoebe: Hey, Joey. I just wanted to let you know that I found a selfless good deed. I went down to the park and I let a bee sting me. What good is that going to do anybody? It helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy, and I am definitely not.
Joey: You know, the bee probably died after he stung you...
Phoebe: Damn it!

Chandler: Look... maybe I got carried away before, but there's something you gotta know... If I'm the best, it's only because you made me the best.
Monica: Keep talking.
Chandler: I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together... Oh! My! God!
Monica: Really?
Chandler: OH! MY! GOD! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again. But that would be wrong. We're too good. We owe it to sex!
Monica: Well, if we owe it!
Chandler: Oh, my!

Rachel: Ross, look, whatever this relationship stuff is that Emily wants... just give it to her. The bottom line is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. You're going to have to try. You'll just hate yourself if you don't.

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The Marksman (2021)

Sarah: I worry about you, out there on the front lines, all by yourself.
Jim Hanson: It would be fine if the government would get its shit together and figure that mess out.
Sarah: What is going on? What are you doing back here?
Jim Hanson: Been wondering that myself. What the hell am I doing? I guess I'm trying to understand how you work your whole life, serve your country, pay your taxes, and end up without a pot to piss in. Lost my home, my livelihood, and the only person that made any of it worthwhile.

Mauricio: I come here to take the woman and the boy.
Jim Hanson: Sorry, Pancho. These illegals are mine.
Mauricio: You are Border Patrol?
Jim Hanson: Marine Corps.
Mauricio: So you are keeping your country safe all by yourself, huh, Marine Corps?
Jim Hanson: Something like that.

Miguel: Why do you not have one? Is it because you're old?
Jim Hanson: What?
Miguel: Some old people don't like phones.
Jim Hanson: No, that's not it. Nobody needs to call me, and I like it that way.

Gun Store Owner: This trouble you're in... That your own doing?
Jim Hanson: Not exactly, but I made a choice, and I got to live with it.
Gun Store Owner: So long as it's for the right reasons...

Jim Hanson: They say you get used to being alone after a while. That's just crap.

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J.D.

Fear the Walking Dead 6×13

Morgan: I can't stop thinking about how the baby might be alive if we didn't have to come to you.

Morgan: You know there is nothing that you or I could say or do that's gonna make any of this okay, right?

John Dorie: Where'd you get that gun?
June: Why should I tell you?
John Dorie: Because it belongs to me. The "JD" on the handle? That's me. I'm John Dorie.

June: Don't you have any questions?
John Dorie: 'Bout what?
June: Where he is. What he's been up to for the past 40 years.
John Dorie: I already know the answer. Why else would you be here with that look on your face, that gun on your hip, two wedding rings?.. I was a cop. I notice things.

John Dorie: Teddy Maddox. Psycho killing, two-bit preaching mortician I put away for life. Least he was supposed to be.
June: What does that mean?
John Dorie: "The End is the Beginning". He was spewing that same malarkey back in the '70s.

June: What does Teddy want?
John Dorie: What he's always wanted... destruction. He's been hollering the same "sperm to worm", "Circle of Life" mumbo jumbo to just about anyone with ears to bend since before you were born.
June: Why the embalming fluid?
John Dorie: That's how he keeps out the unworthy. Preservation prevents folks from "moving on" to the next world... Oh, yes, ma'am. He's crazy as a cut snake. But he could sell ice to an Eskimo, and you can bet that his new followers are armed and highly motivated.

June: Morgan, there's someone I'd like you to meet... This is John Dorie.

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Марина Львовна Степнова — Хирург

  “Аркадий Хрипунов — это звучало, как будто кто-то раздавил в кулаке грецкие орехи. ...

&  Так Хрипунов — в возрасте десяти лет — понял, что неограниченно владеть тем, о чем мечтают все остальные, не только скучно, но и тяжело.

&  В Феремове (как и в миллионе таких же дрянных, закисших, уездных городков) детьми интересовались только в самом зоологическом смысле: здоров, накормлен, ботинки целы — и порядок. И был в этом, знаете ли, свой, особый, высший, далеко не каждому понятный гуманизм. Ибо зачем бессмертная душа существу, которое все равно сгниет на заводе по производству искусственного каучука? Чтобы по достоинству оценить живой, жидкий, лунный блик на донышке отброшенной к забору водочной бутылки? Или чтобы насладиться багровым, пухлым, мясистым дымом, лежащим прямо на острие копченой заводской трубы?

&  То есть, удовольствие, конечно, было — но смазанное, вполнакала и какое-то совсем уж физиологичное, вроде того, что получаешь от здоровенного куска белого теплого хлеба с толстой докторской колбасой. Первые пару минут приятно, нет слов, но доедаешь уже с определенным усилием.

&  Она вообще была не по-русски и не по-феремовски практична, ... но практична без малейшей корысти — просто любила и жалела вещи, потому что они были красивые и надолго, а с людьми вокруг, угрюмыми, резкими, низкорослыми, вечно что-то происходило, да так быстро, что любить и жалеть их она просто не успевала.

&  В конце концов, ни к чему не привыкаешь так быстро, как к настоящим чудесам.

&  Деньги не делают человека свободным. Они делают его неуязвимым.

&  Чем реже общаешься с людьми, тем проще совершать человеческие поступки.

&  ...в темном коридоре, пропитанном ароматами вечной тухлятины и нестрашной молодой нищеты, которая еще надеется на то, что все это — черновик, и потом, очень скоро, наступит настоящая жизнь, которую можно будет прожить набело — счастливо и хорошо.

&  Адиля — справедливая, Афрах — счастливая, Ахлям — мечтательная, Ахд — верная, Айша — живая, Алия — возвышенная, Аамаль — надежная, Анвар — светящаяся, Арибах — проницательная, Аридж — благоухающая, Асия — помогающая слабым … Любаба, Ляма, Mадиха, Mайса, Mаджида, Mанар, Mаймуна, Mунира … мягкосердечная, прекрасная, достойная похвалы, горделивая, преславная, сияющая, благословенная, излучающая свет. ...
     Хулюк — вечность, Хадийя — подарок, Хана — счастье, Ханан — милосердие, Хайят — жизнь… И снова — Абир, Айша, Захрах, Рубаб, Тахира...

&  ...энергичное давление в течение двух-трех минут на правый нижний угол ногтевой пластинки мизинца левой руки при сердечных недомоганиях вполне способно заменить таблетку валидола...

&  От счастья не умирают.
     С ним просто не живут.

  ... И едва слышно прибавил:
       — Бог.”

The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics

Young Sheldon 4×18

Sheldon: Is Missy even authorized to put up a sign? And if so, does that mean I can put up a sign?
George: I don't know.
Sheldon: Because if I put up a "Do enter" sign, which sign would have precedence? Do we have a lawyer? I should talk to a lawyer.
George: She's having boy problems. Just give her space.
Sheldon: Emotionally or legally?
George: Emotionally.
Sheldon: Excellent. Ignoring emotions is where I shine.

Sheldon: Why are you taking that down?
Missy: It's time to grow up.
Sheldon: Leave it there.
Missy: You don't even like Cyndi Lauper.
Sheldon: No, but it's part of my daily routine. Every morning I wake up, look over there and wonder, "Why is she standing like this?"

Sheldon: What does that have to do with me?
Meemaw: You're the big brother.
Sheldon: I'm only two minutes older.
Meemaw: Which makes you the big brother, which means that it is your job to look out for her.
Sheldon: That doesn't make sense. Why should random birth order determine moral responsibility?
Meemaw: I don't make the rules, Moon Pie.
Sheldon: Doesn't seem like you make cookies either. What's taking so long?

Sheldon: You're changing, too.
Missy: How?
Sheldon: You like boys, and you're half an inch taller than me now.
Missy: It's called growing up.
Sheldon: Well, I don't like it.
Missy: Trust me, 20 years from now you're not gonna be sitting around, talking about Star Trek and reading comic books.
Sheldon: Would you like to bet on that?
Missy: A dollar.
Sheldon: Hmm...
Adult Sheldon: She still hasn't paid me. And guess who's wearing Star Trek underpants right now.

Adult Sheldon: That's the thing with pool balls and people. They are both... unpredictable.

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Le Bureau des Légendes #4.10

Jean-Paul: It's time, buddy. Almost dying together creates a bond.

Jonas: I'm getting an earache. I am. I know I am. I'm getting an earache. I am. I know I am. I'm getting an earache. I am. I know I am—
Jean-Paul: What are you doing?
Jonas: Praying.

Jonas: You think we're different? We're the same. I'm afraid of women, like you. They scare me to death. When one's in the room, I... I can't breathe. I get stomach cramps.
     Have you ever seen a woman climax? It's frightening. It never ends. It's horrible. The first time I saw it, I was floored. For us, it's over before it starts. But with women, it never ends. It's unbelievable. Puts us in our place, huh? As the pathetic, insignificant beings we are...
     So, I avoid them. A true coward. But it's hard. They're everywhere. That's why I understand you. You veil them from head to foot. They're not as scary. We live and work with them. They're in the street, on the bus... We're not allowed to be scared. We must be brave. But I can't.

Jonas: We have something else in common. You and I both know we have no purpose on earth. We're here, living, eating... But we serve no purpose whatsoever. None. Doesn't that flip you out? We're totally useless. Random... Why am I here on Earth? No reason. What am I to do? Who knows. It's unbearable. So, we establish strict rules because it's impossible to live in such chaos. I have rules and rituals. Without them, I panic. When I think about it, I get... I'm getting an earache. I know I am. I'm sorry. That's my ritual.
     When I think of chaos, I must repeat 21 times: "I'm getting an earache. I am. I know I am." If not, I throw up.

Jonas: You and I are the same, afraid of two things. Women and chaos. We'll do anything to avoid them. But to avoid them, you went to greater lengths than me. You tried to build a world, sheltered from women and chaos. I totally respect that...
     Why did you fail? Us cowards, we were counting on you. Why did you fail?

Marina: You're not really free, are you?
Malotru: No.
Marina: Why did they send you? Do you trust them?
Malotru: I see evil everywhere.

Marina: Did I mean nothing to you when I was in Iran? Was I simply disposable?
Malotru: No.
Marina: What about the mission you sacrificed me for?
Malotru: I can't discuss it.
Marina: How did it feel to betray me again?
Malotru: Each mission is separate. If I had to betray you a third time, I would. Even if I thought it was very unfair, I'd do it.
Marina: You're loyalty personified.
Malotru: You wouldn't do the same?
Marina: I would.

Marie-Jeanne: He's working for us. In exchange, we assassinate him? We can't do that.
Michel: Here's the rule, the reasonable rule I find very fair. "We don't hunt, punish or kill." No, we don't kill. But when a disloyal agent is in trouble, we don't help him out. The least we can do is abandon him. Yes, we abandon him. That's the rule.
Marie-Jeanne: You're very keen to discuss the death of a man who works for us.
Michel: I said what I had to say. In some cases, we kill those who work for us. For example, if a source becomes dangerous, we get rid of them. There's no ethical question. The issue is strategic.

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Thumper (2017)

Troy: What kind of frog are you? ... There's two kinds of frogs, right? And you're either one or the other.

Wyatt: [You] Hate to feel like we're just the dog, you're the thumper, running around in circles, no bone in sight.
Meredith: I don't know what you're talking about.
Wyatt: Think about it.
Meredith: I will.

Beaver: You ever wonder why things happen the way they do? Some people, it's just so easy. And then... the rest of us, we have to work for it. It fucking sucks.

Meredith: You know what's ironic? You make this stuff everyone wants, then you get mad when they need it.
Wyatt: Not really that simple. I wouldn't expect you to understand.
Meredith: Try me...
Wyatt: You can't. You're a victim of the system. You believe what you're told. You're sheep among sheep.
Meredith: So you're a shepherd?
Wyatt: I'm a businessman. This country got five million people unemployed, twenty million in poverty, but you're not gonna find me on welfare. You go ahead, read all those history books they give you. Memorize all the lies. When you graduate and they hand you a diploma, you tell me how far they gets you when they cut off the electricity and you can't pay the bill, or when you'll take any fuckin' job, 'cause you got no food in your pantry and your kids are hungry. If you don't take the job, spic down the block sure will... do twice the work for half the pay.

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The One Hundredth

Friends 5×3

Nurse: Which of you is the father?
Phoebe: None of them are. The father is my brother.
Nurse: Okay.
Monica: I'll miss watching you freak people out like that.

Rachel: I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
Joey: Oh, my....
Rachel: They're male nurses!
Joey: Heh, heh. Not in my head.

Rachel: You've been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on and so are you. Why don't you want to go?
Monica: Um... Why don't you give me a good reason... and I'll tell you if it's true.
Rachel: What?
Monica: Harder than it sounds, isn't it?

Chandler: Are you really going to date that nurse man?
Monica: You and I are just "goofing around." I thought, why not "goof around" with him?
Chandler: I don't know if you've looked up "goofing around" in the dictionary. Well, I have... and the technical definition is: "Two friends who care a lot about each other... and have amazing sex... and just want to spend more time together." But if you have this new dictionary that gets you mad at me... then we have to get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.
Monica: You're better than you think you are.

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Chicago

The Handmaid's Tale 4×5

Commander Lawrence: The world fears our military. We can destroy our enemies, and they know it. But the sanctions they've imposed have put our economy in a chokehold. Guns alone will not win a war. We need money as well... I propose that we declare a temporary ceasefire along our contested borders in Chicago, California and Texas.

Commander Lawrence: I... I want to take the moral high ground in order to hasten the end of trade restrictions. A temporary show of mercy in exchange for permanent revenue.

Commander Lawrence: I was... I was deceived by a faithless woman. But now we are facing elemental economic truths. And, gentlemen, unlike women, numbers don't lie. If we can end these sanctions, we can prosper. If we can prosper, we can crush this insurgency.

Commander Lawrence: It's a big country, Commander. The Eyes can't see everything. Not even the Eyes of Gilead.

June: What kind of resistance are you?
Steven: The kind that survives.

Commander Lawrence: Let's fix this country. Let's make things right again. Together.

Janine: Well, there's... There's something here. I can get pregnant again here. I could keep my baby. I'd be like a real mom.
June: Janine, you can't have a baby here.
Janine: Why not? I mean, come on. We can be moms together. It'd be like a normal life. I mean, the world needs more baby Americans, right?
June: You sound like Aunt Lydia.
Janine: No, June, you do. You're so bossy and judgmental. I mean, I know what's right for me.
June: He's taking advantage of you. I don't understand why you can't see that.
Janine: I... I see fine. It was my choice to start having sex. You need to stop trying to save me to make yourself feel better.
June: I'm the one who doesn't wanna see you get hurt. Okay?
Janine: Maybe you should've thought about that with Alma and Brianna...

June: I'm leaving tomorrow. Come with me or stay here and be Ofsteven. It's your choice.

Lori: Fuck June Osborn. A lot of brave women died trying to protect her. Everyone that helps her ends up on the fucking wall.

June: Well, that baby's gonna be really lucky to have you.
Janine: And those rebels are so lucky to have you.

Aunt Lydia: You are the sacred vessels of the Lord. His chosen ones. Your charge will be hard. You will be tested by wicked men, and they will try to lead you astray. And when they do, I will be here to listen. Your bond with each other will be strong. From this day forward, none of you will ever walk alone again!

Janine: Handmaids always walk in twos, remember?

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Le Bureau des Légendes #4.9

Sisteron: I'm sorry. I'll say it again. Go to the border and you'll be arrested. Don't, and you'll go home.
Marina: You want me to go back to jail?
Sisteron: I don't want anything. That's how it is.

Malotru: So, what can you do for me?
La mule: Make tea. Sautéed chicken.

JJA: You see, something's not clear. They don't think we're morons, but you convinced them anyway. How?
Malotru: You'll figure it out. You taught me to convince people.
JJA: I'm not sure sarcasm is the right technique.
Malotru: You're the one who taught me that offense is the best defense.
JJA: What else do you remember?
Malotru: Everything. I've put it all into practice. It's second nature to me now.
JJA: I didn't teach you to betray us.
Malotru: No, I did that on my own.

Malotru: Why me?
Marie-Jeanne: It's risky. What's risky is complications with pro-Russian militias, and the Russians themselves.
Malotru: In the event of complications, better it be me than someone else.
Marie-Jeanne: It's been like this since the beginning.
Malotru: Like what?
Marie-Jeanne: You're a useful traitor.

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Reparations

Ozark 2×1

Jacob Snell: I take it she knows your business.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Uh, yeah.
Jacob Snell: Tricky thing, combining work and marriage, but a blessing when it works.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: That's true.

Darlene Snell: You buckle up! Drive safe.

Jacob Snell: Things happen. You apologize and you move on.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: She blew a man's head off!
Jacob Snell: For which she is contrite.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Am I supposed to believe that?
Jacob Snell: The woman brought you fresh honey.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Mm-hmm.

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Well, just... Everybody stay calm, okay? This is a simple business arrangement.
Jacob Snell: All of life's a simple business arrangement. That's why you prepare for anything.

Wendy Byrde: 11:30 in the morning...
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Now we just have to pull off opening a fucking casino.

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: What's this guy's politics?
Wendy Byrde: Not ours.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Not ours...
Buddy Dieker: Charles Wilkes is a union-busting, right-to-work toolbag. Though he does have a couple of things on social issues worth listening to.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Like I said, not ours.
Buddy Dieker: Yeah, I'm gonna ignore that.

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Once the casino's open, the laundering becomes self-sufficient and it'll be months before they know we're gone. We just need to decide where in the world we want to disappear.

Jim: We don't know you.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Well, that's understandable. Maybe we can talk you through some of our...
Jim: Martin Byrde, Indiana State University. Founder of Liddell and Byrde. Whose co-founder, Bruce Liddell, went missing just after the business was liquidated and you moved to Osage Beach, where you serve as an angel investor in one gentlemen's club, one sleepy resort and one funeral home. Thereby hitting for the sex, nap, death cycle. It's not that we don't know you. The point is, we don't know you.

Wendy Byrde: So, that's it? We go back in that house, go to bed, wake up in the morning, kiss the kids?
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: That's exactly what we do. We make the pancakes, and ask the kids what's going on with school and we just keep trying to figure out a way out of this, Wendy.

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: People make choices, Wendy. Choices have consequences. We don't have to live under the weight of those decisions.
Wendy Byrde: At least admit it was good for us. ....
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: We got lucky.

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Love Language

Resident Alien 1×5

Harry Vanderspeigle: Humans have a strange practice they call "the art of bullshitting," and that little bastard Max is Michelangelo.

Mayor Ben Hawthorne: Well, so, funny story about Max. Um...
Kate Hawthorne: He was in the closet.

Harry Vanderspeigle: There's a motel at Exit 42.
Isabelle: And there's an asshole in the living room.

Isabelle: Since when have you have a job in Patience?
Harry Vanderspeigle: The town doctor was murdered. Now I am the town doctor because I am alive.

D'Arcy Bloom: We can be friends, I just... it's just... You're just not my type.
Harry Vanderspeigle: So your type is not the smartest and the best person in the world.
D'Arcy Bloom: See, there it is. Uh... I think it's just your ego. It's... I don't even know how to describe it.
Harry Vanderspeigle: So you're not very smart?

Harry Vanderspeigle: Oh, no. Human men must not say mean things to women. If I don't apologize, she'll know I'm an alien.

Harry Vanderspeigle: That was mean. I should not have said that.
D'Arcy Bloom: Yeah.
Harry Vanderspeigle: I am a man, a human man, and you are smart... relative to... our species.

Abigail Hodges: So sad to find out he committed suicide.
Harry Vanderspeigle: Because if he was murdered, it would not be so sad?
Abigail Hodges: Well, if he committed suicide, his insurance claim would be null and void. So I'm counting on you, Doctor, to do the right thing.

Max Hawthorne: Your act doesn't fool me, alien!...
Harry Vanderspeigle: I'm feeling attacked. I am snowflaking.

Asta Twelvetrees: Trying to make me feel better after tearing the heart out of a 16-year-old girl?
Harry Vanderspeigle: You didn't tear her heart out. You just lied to her and pretended to be her friend.
Asta Twelvetrees: You want to talk about lying? What kind of person lies about their wife being dead?
Harry Vanderspeigle: Humans lie. It's what they do.
Asta Twelvetrees: Why?
Harry Vanderspeigle: Maybe they don't want people to know who they really are...

Jimmy: You're her bodyguard now?
Harry Vanderspeigle: I prefer "ninja."
Asta Twelvetrees: Harry. You don't have to do this. Just ignore him.
Harry Vanderspeigle: You shouldn't ignore ninjas.
Asta Twelvetrees: Just don't pay any attention to him. He's reading books about monks and ninjas.

D'Arcy Bloom: Shit. That was a waste of deodorant.

Sahar: Any questions, Max?
Max Hawthorne: Yeah. Why can I see you?
Harry Vanderspeigle: Are you familiar with multi-dimensional space travel?
Max Hawthorne: Very.
Harry Vanderspeigle: Some humans are genetically more tuned to the frequencies of other dimensions, so they can see beyond my molecular reconstruction.
Sahar: Like that was blue and black but some people saw it as white and gold?
Harry Vanderspeigle: It wasn't white and gold?
Sahar: No!
Harry Vanderspeigle: Whoa.
Max Hawthorne: Wow.

Harry Vanderspeigle: I have a question. Why do humans fold pizza when they eat it?
Max Hawthorne: Basic engineering. It's too floppy when it's flat.
Harry Vanderspeigle: Ah.
Sahar: What are the Nazca lines?
Harry Vanderspeigle: Ancient alien graffiti.
Max Hawthorne: Do aliens poop?
Harry Vanderspeigle: Everybody poops.
Sahar: Just like the book. I knew it.

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Le Bureau des Légendes #4.8

Malotru: Your apartment's cute.
Marie-Jeanne: We can talk about the weather too.

Marie-Jeanne: César's never late.
Clément: He has a new nickname since he returned from Russia. "Jon Snowden".
Sylvain: Don't you mean Edward Snowden?
Clément: Jon Snow? Game of Thrones? "Winter is coming"?

César: I bugged.
Marie-Jeanne: Meaning?
César: Kernel error. Blue screen.
Marie-Jeanne: Can you use words I understand?

Marie-Jeanne: You said it went well, in your debrief.
César: Leaving for 2 days or 2 years isn't the same.
Marie-Jeanne: You just figured this out?
César: I'm sorry. When you move from "dev" to "prod”, some bugs take time to surface. The Russians and I aren't bijective.

Marie-Jeanne: I asked him where he was at. "Beta version," he said.
Sisteron: That's good news.
Marie-Jeanne: It is?
Sisteron: The beta version of a program is virtually operational.
Marie-Jeanne: Why is that good news?
Sisteron: When there's a beta version, it means the software is ready for release.

Liz Bernstein: Robocop is my favorite movie. I was nine. My brother wanted to scare me. Instead, I was fascinated.
Sisteron: That explains a lot.

Malotru: Why would I be suspicious of her?
Duflot: Never let your guard down. Never! Get it into your head that no DGSE agent in charge of your mission and safety would behave that way. So, if one does, don't buy it. Unless that person is no longer with the DGSE.

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Wuthering Heist

Inside No. 9 6×1

Arlo: I got them things you wanted for the sandwiches. Do you mind if I make one now? I'm absolutely Hank Marvin.
Columbina: No! You can wait until the others get here. What did you buy?
Arlo: Pulled pork, pressed tongue, and a hot and spicy whip.
Columbina: That sounds disgusting!
Arlo: You said you wanted an S&M selection.
Columbina: I said an M&S select...! Never mind.

Columbina: So, if you haven't already guessed, it's a sort of cross between commedia dell'arte and a heist movie. I guess because they both use masks. Which is quite clever, in a way, but still sounds like something a drama teacher'd have a wank to. But, hey, it's series six, you've got to allow for a certain artistic exhaustion.

Columbina: Oh, God, here comes the subplot. Just stick with me on these bits and we'll get through them as quickly as possible.

Columbina: I guess we're just pretending that WhatsApps and emails dont' exist...

Pantalone: Columbina, stop Fleabaggin' and make me a cup of splosh!
Columbina: Yes, Master. Right away. And I wasn't Fleabagging, I was Miranda-ing.

Scaramouche: Allow me to introduce myself. I am El Capitan.
Hortensia: I'm sorry that you're ill but my name's not Capitan, it's Hortensia.
Scaramouche: Ah, yes. The Hor-tensia, daughter of my esteemed friend Señor Pantalone. But I'm sure you've heard of me by reputation. I am Scaramouche.
Arlo: Scaramouche? Will you do the... BLEEP What happened there?
Columbina: We couldn't afford the copyright.
Arlo: Oh. That's a shame.

Scaramouche: Un-a-til a-now I had been a-deaf to your beauty and blind to-a your voice, dumb to your scent and mute to-a your caress. I hope to wrong that a-right over the course of this segment.

Scaramouche: Ah, she is sick with love. Hortensia, Hortensia, don't a-leave me on the fence-ia! My feelings don't a-make sense-ia. I hope it's not dementia.

Pantalone: See? Piece of piss. Anything from the subplot?

Columbina: Are you ready for the twist? There's a good one...

Arlno: I need a sandwich first. I'm famished! Scaramouche, Scaramouche!
Mario: Will you do the...
Arlo: No!
Mario: What?
Arlo: We're not allowed.
Mario: Oh, sorry.

Pantalone: You're with me now.

Arlo: Well, fuck my old boots! I am going to be able to feed myself after all. Are you coming, Echo?
Echo: I thought you'd never ask!

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The Toll

Ozark 1×10

Mason Young: I can't preach the word of the Lord, knowing what I'm a party to. It would be a lie.
Jacob Snell: I understand. We're both men of principle, you and me. Lose the power of our word, it's... it's like we lose ourselves.

Mason Young: That's it? Just like that, I'm free?
Jacob Snell: You were always free. But you know that. Life is all about choice. And right about now, all either of us can do is accept that.

Jacob Snell: I think you might've misunderstood this dance first time 'round. You pay a fine once. After that, you accept the punishment.

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: I'm a businessman. I trust the numbers.

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: What now?
Buddy Dieker: Wait for dark.

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: You given any thought to what you want when you, uh... you know?
Buddy Dieker: Yeah. I wanna be buried, no casket. Let the worms get at my body. They'll break it down, give back to the earth. You know, feed the flowers, the trees...
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Really?
Buddy Dieker: No, not really. What are you, soft in the head? Nobody wants to be eaten by goddamn worms.

Agent Trevor Evans: We can't touch him.
Roy Petty: Jesus, what fucking box factory are you working in?
Agent Trevor Evans: The same one that'll take away your badge if you try to make a bust without cause.
Roy Petty: You need to stop worrying about the law.
Agent Trevor Evans: That's a joke, right?
Roy Petty: Right now, the only things that matter are leverage and perception.

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Jacob, Darlene, uh... this is, uh, Camino Del Rio. He's a representative from the second-largest drug cartel in Mexico.
Del Rio: Gentlemen... So precise. Always with "the second-largest."

Del Rio: Only Marty Byrde can move to Missouri... and somehow convince me to partner with a bunch of rednecks.
Darlene Snell: I'm sorry. What was that?
Del Rio: I said only Marty Byrde... can somehow convince me... to partner with a bunch of red...

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: His boss, your new partner, is gonna be expecting him home. And when he doesn't, they'll send another Mexican to take his place.
Jacob Snell: If there's one thing Mexico is full of, it is Mexicans.

Jacob Snell: They made a deal with us, and they're gonna honor it. And if they don't, then you're in partnership with us now. And we know how to look after our own. Right now, you go home, relax, maybe get yourself a frozen custard.

Mason Young: Why would I want to keep a baby alive in this world?
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Because kids are hope. Hmm? You know, that... that maybe things can get better.

Mason Young: You know, I had this, uh... faith that getting shot and surviving meant that there was a God. It was Grace who told me how naive I was and that... all it meant was that shit happens. Sometimes we get lucky.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Yeah... You don't believe that, do you?
Mason Young: Uh... No, you're right. There's gotta be a God. 'Cause there's a devil... I think you're the fucking devil.

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Birds of a Feather

Resident Alien 1×4

Harry Vanderspeigle: Evidently I dream now. Ah.

Harry Vanderspeigle: How do you know that?
Sheriff Mike Thompson: Because I can feel it... in my balls.
Deputy Liv Baker: Well, and I checked the currents. So the currents and the sheriff's balls.
Harry Vanderspeigle: Currents aren't always accurate, and you shouldn't trust your balls. They're nuts... Ha ha, ha! I made a joke! Ha ha ha!

Harry Vanderspeigle: What a lonely species. Not only did humans invent dogs for companionship, they insist on gathering together in groups to eat food. All I need is an empty room, a spoon, and a pie.

Kate Hawthorne: Max, honey. Can you come in here?
Max Hawthorne: Cookies. This must be bad.
Kate Hawthorne: Your dad and I have something we want to talk to you about.
Max: I knew this day was gonna come, and I just want you to know I'm okay with it.
Ben Hawthorne: You are?
Max Hawthorne: Yeah. I'll live with Dad Monday to Wednesday and every other weekend, and I'm with Mom on Thanksgivings, 'cause she can cook turkey.
Kate Hawthorne: Wait, wait. You think that we're getting a divorce?
Max Hawthorne: It's okay. Love is fleeting.

Harry Vanderspeigle: Hmm. This is interesting. I've never experienced this before. Nobody is talking. Apparently you can be with other humans and still be alone. I like it. I can feel the happiness welling up inside me.

Harry Vanderspeigle: I see now it's not the food that brings humans together. It's each other. There is a basic human need to feel like you belong. It feels... good.

Asta Twelvetrees: Gram, this is Dr. Vanderspeigle. He's gonna give you your shot. I know you liked Sam, but you're in good hands with Harry.
Grandma Ruth: Of course I am. I've never met a white man I couldn't trust!

Sheriff Mike Thompson: Keep your hands on the handlebars where I can see 'em. Do you know why I pulled you over?
Sahar: Speed? Boredom?

Sheriff Mike Thompson: Sorry about cussing just then. I... try not to do that shit around kids.
Sahar: It's okay. I'm not allowed to say the D word or the S word, but I can hear them without getting in trouble.

Asta Twelvetrees: Are we gonna be okay?
Dan Twelvetrees: Even when we're not okay, we'll always be okay.

Harry Vanderspeigle: Everyone needs to belong to something bigger than themselves. Yes, there is strength in numbers, but maybe it's simpler. Maybe humans just feel better when they know they are not alone on this Earth...

Harry Vanderspeigle: Oh, no. They're still alive.

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